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#1

Well just like the Title say's I had a Pifane the other day I was chilling behind Stripe's hitting my toot toot and a little u knjow what and all of a sudden this dude come from No Where . And i'm all fuck this , I'm high as ball's and this dude come up to me and he said it's cool dude can I do a toot toot wit you . I said sure and before u know it Me and Amish was buds he work at Stripe's but was on his break and was gonna get retarded on some wierd urbs or shit he got from his sister . Well Amish is Indian and we got to talking about how they live on Reservation's and how I was like it's cool that U get to live for free the goverment don't give me shit and I'm a veteran . Well turn out Amish said There is something you can do to get rid of the Goverment have U ever heard of Possee Comitatus that is the law that let's the Government have Police well did you know that it is ILLEGAL . THAT'S RIGHT at birth the goverment stole your real SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER and gave it to a COMPUTER from the IBM CORPORATION . In which time U were enter into a lottery to go to either a real family or a Correction Facility . Well I can tell U this all U have to do is cut up your driver license send it to the Goverment .Is that true 

#5
1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

I mean Dirt Bike and Chad B. have to have been separated at birth right ?

No I'm pretty sure they've been joined at the anis since birth, both anises that is.

Edited by SHOOTER12

#11
18 minutes ago, The University said:

that's badass. how do i become a citizen of your country?

Apparently the initiation is just getting and doing some toot toot.

#13
1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

Where are the titties?

 

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

Tites

But how many toots?

#24

Ohhhhh, a Pifane! Well, damn, son. And IBM is in on the shenanigans? I'm heartbroken. I'll need a lot of nard oil to get over this. 

#32
On 6/3/2019 at 4:45 PM, CHAD BRISCOE said:

Also all U hater's can fuck off I am now my own Country

Petoria?

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Edited by Thetexashammer

#37

Where and what is the name of your capital city?

What for if government do you employ?

What is your mascot, flower,symbol?

Do you have a national anthem or pledge of allegiance?

What is your tax rate?

How does one become a citizen? Do you allow dual citizenship?

#41

The US has baseball. India has cricket. Europe has futbol. The Irish have drunkenness. What's the national pastime in the country of Briscoe?

#43
10 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

Chad, are you still doing essential oils?  I never received my purchase.

There is an international nard shortage. Feel free to oil your own nard.

#46
On 6/3/2019 at 9:44 PM, Kennythetiger said:

Chad’s a veteran?  I’ll be go to hell. 

armydad/

Must have eaten too many crayons.

/armydad

Edited by BearSchlong

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#47
30 minutes ago, ulukinatme said:

Chad, are you still doing essential oils?  I never received my purchase.

well I never got yo check dead beat faget

#49
On 6/3/2019 at 10:46 PM, !!!HOTDOGS!!! said:

You and Donkey! I cannot be destroyed.

why are you a legacy member?

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