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For face "stubble", you know, keeping that Sonny Crockett look going. 

I got a cheapo dealio at Costco. (Philips Norelco yada yada yada) 

What do y'all recommend? 

Just get a cheap norelco, they break or the battery dies after a few years so might as well go cheap.

I love when my wife uses mine on her pussy then I shave my head and her pubes come out

Uh, just shave once a week?
This is the correct answer.
Uh, just shave once a week?
This is the correct answer.
2 hours ago, Whatever said:
8 hours ago, deadshank said:
Uh, just shave once a week?

This is the correct answer.

This is the correct answer. 

Never done the manscaping thing; never felt the need to make my junk artificially look bigger than it is. 

Anyway, if I were to do the manscape thing, I think I would use the Micro-Touch SOLO. It's the best beard trimmer I've used and it trims very close to the skin

LINK

 

Be a man about it.

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Phillips/Norelco Body Groomer.  Has back hair extension handle if you're not into the whole Sasquatch thing.  Won't tear up your junk either.

59 minutes ago, Soldierhorn said:

Never done the manscaping thing; never felt the need to make my junk artificially look bigger than it is. 

Anyway, if I were to do the manscape thing, I think I would use the Micro-Touch SOLO. It's the best beard trimmer I've used and it trims very close to the skin

LINK

 

Your recommending a $10 - 3/5 star - product for my precious?

Anybody try a Nad's type product on their choad and anus?

57 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Because chicks don’t want to suck a nasty hairy dick?

wash you nasty self

7 hours ago, Quagmire said:



I love when my wife uses mine on her pussy then I shave my head and her pubes come out

That’s quite the Quagmire 

6 hours ago, Soldierhorn said:

Never done the manscaping thing; never felt the need to make my junk artificially look bigger than it is. 

Anyway, if I were to do the manscape thing, I think I would use the Micro-Touch SOLO. It's the best beard trimmer I've used and it trims very close to the skin

 LINK

 

Sure bud, never done it, bu here you go. 

9 hours ago, JohnnyRage said:

Anybody try a Nad's type product on their choad and anus?

Yep. Just rub it all over. I promise it won’t burn

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