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Not gonna lie, it's always been a life dream of mine to buy an English football team, run it into the ground and have people shout "(ATLLonghorn) Out!" at me.

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2 hours ago, ATLLonghorn said:

Not gonna lie, it's always been a life dream of mine to buy an English football team, run it into the ground and have people shout "(ATLLonghorn) Out!" at me.

I look forward to the signs.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

I look forward to the signs.

I was going to make an “ATLLonghorn is a wanker” sign.

Bolton’s takeover is finally complete. Final price was £10m for the club and £7.5m for the hotel. The hold up in the sale was former owner Ken Anderson fighting to get a clause included in the contract that would give him immunity from being sued for illegally taking money out of the club.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/08/28/bolton-wanderers-saved-club-sold-tofootball-ventures/

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Bolton’s takeover is finally complete. Final price was £10m for the club and £7.5m for the hotel. The hold up in the sale was former owner Ken Anderson fighting to get a clause included in the contract that would give him immunity from being sued for illegally taking money out of the club.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/08/28/bolton-wanderers-saved-club-sold-tofootball-ventures/
Fuck that dude

Jesus, the entire Bolton club costs as much as Eden Hazard's forearm.

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Jesus, the entire Bolton club costs as much as Eden Hazard's forearm.

I'll take Eden Hazard's forearm to go farther in the league.

Few big matches for different reasons this weekend
Biggest match and top 4 battle Arsenal vs Spurs

Wolves vs Everton for a top 6...toffees need a win if they want to fight for top 4

Crystal palace vs Aston Villa and Norwich vs West Ham for some key points for midtable hopes

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17 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

Few big matches for different reasons this weekend
Biggest match and top 4 battle Arsenal vs Spurs

Wolves vs Everton for a top 6...toffees need a win if they want to fight for top 4

Crystal palace vs Aston Villa and Norwich vs West Ham for some key points for midtable hopes

 

 

On 8/28/2019 at 10:53 AM, ATLLonghorn said:

Not gonna lie, it's always been a life dream of mine to buy an English football team, run it into the ground and have people shout "(ATLLonghorn) Out!" at me.

You don't have to own an English football team for that.

ATLLONGHORN OUT!!

 
 
If they are going to do it this would be the year if richarlison,kean and iwobi can score while chelsea and manu are in flux...will be tough but they need to qualify for europa atleast to feel good about season/signings

If they dont then chelsea and manu will most likely be ready again next year...granted thats if the doom and gloom from most is over stated this year
9 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

If they are going to do it this would be the year if richarlison,kean and iwobi can score while chelsea and manu are in flux..

Because Tottenham and Arsenal looked so great last weekend lol. 

I think a team could shake up the top 6, but I'm not ready to beleive anyone is sneaking into the top 4 ahead of 3 of Spurs, Chelsea, ManU, Arsenal. 

Because Tottenham and Arsenal looked so great last weekend lol. 
I think a team could shake up the top 6, but I'm not ready to beleive anyone is sneaking into the top 4 ahead of 3 of Spurs, Chelsea, ManU, Arsenal. 
Yeah it would be a perfect storm for sure...but the original point stands...everton have to beat wolves if they are to have a shot
On 8/29/2019 at 10:23 PM, Bone3421 said:

Few big matches for different reasons this weekend
Biggest match and top 4 battle Arsenal vs Spurs

Wolves vs Everton for a top 6...toffees need a win if they want to fight for top 4

Crystal palace vs Aston Villa and Norwich vs West Ham for some key points for midtable hopes

steve carell lol GIF

Because Tottenham and Arsenal looked so great last weekend lol. 
I think a team could shake up the top 6, but I'm not ready to beleive anyone is sneaking into the top 4 ahead of 3 of Spurs, Chelsea, ManU, Arsenal. 


Because they’ve all looked so good so far?
32 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


Because they’ve all looked so good so far?

 

Yes, almost like that was the point I was making. 

Holy shit. I was just about to say that SHU looks like they're ready to tie this up. They did!

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everyone thought chelski's problem was going to be service.  and it's the one area where they are okay.  blades are the promo-mo side of this crop.

yeah that was bullshit.  he played it off to the right, setting up a goal it turned out, but then he decided to dive?

Absolutely. Even if Graelish dove, that was still a live ball. I feel that should have counted. Book him after the play, sure, but that play was still going.

West ham and palace with big pts

 

Plus like i said if everton win they could be sitting at 4th depending on score plus other games....if they cant sieze the opportunity this year its not going to happen

 

(Best secondary story of the league imo besides rooting for your team) imagine the awesomeness of manu/chelsea not even qualifying gor europa. You would think more people would be behind this

 

 

The race for 3rd & 4th is going to be an absolute shitshow this year.  Gonna be glorious 

33 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

City and Pool looking behind them like

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Don’t crown us yet.

7 hours ago, LonghornJudas said:

WOW. What a decision by Friend on that Villa goal. Or no goal I should say.

Terrible call. No clue what Friend was looking at.

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2 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Terrible call. No clue what Friend was looking at.

EPL shouldn’t even have VAR. Call it offside review and then say no other call is reviewable. Because it’s a joke so far. 

5 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Terrible call. No clue what Friend was looking at.

And then they said the yellow was for dissent afterwards. So, why is that not a goal again?

9 hours ago, LonghornJudas said:

And then they said the yellow was for dissent afterwards. So, why is that not a goal again?

He blew the whistle. It’s fucking stupid.

That was a serious boner by the Arsenal keeper.

 

And that get's a cheer

 

 

 

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Big points for everton....looks like it was a entertaining one

Xhaka needs go be drop kicked into the English channel...such a fucking retard meathead defender.  

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