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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Are we going to talk about how shitty Martin Atkinson is now? 

We always have been.

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I always root for two EPL teams, Chelsea and whomever is playing the Gooners.

49 minutes ago, MoJames said:

I always root for two EPL teams, Chelsea and whomever is playing the Gooners.

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2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

How does one root for two Prem teams?

To be fair...they're not usually both Prem teams. :)  Chelsea is my team...but my family roots are in Norwich. 

Here is Clattenburg's take on Atkinson

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He was equally as damning in his assessment of Atkinson, saying: "Me and him fell out so I've not got anything positive to say about him.

"I never really got on with him when I was in the Premier League and we never really saw eye-to-eye.

"Thing is, he's an ex-copper - and he was that type of person on a football pitch.

"Off the pitch, in the group, I didn't integrate well with him either.

And now this.

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Austin fucks

 

Really fun time down there. Good to know I'm one of, like 8 NUFC fans in the city! Also kept my notoriously impatient and easily bored 8-year-old Citeh fan engaged throughout. Sunday was a real banger. Also fuck Liverpool and all their chud fans.

1 hour ago, Bottlecap said:

Austin fucks

 

Really fun time down there. Good to know I'm one of, like 8 NUFC fans in the city! Also kept my notoriously impatient and easily bored 8-year-old Citeh fan engaged throughout. Sunday was a real banger. Also fuck Liverpool and all their chud fans.

Enjoy being relegated...again. 

I like Newcastle in the first division but not having Bottlecap in the thread was more enjoyable. Go back to US soccer takes doofus. 

Villa won't threaten any of the top 6 this year... But I don't see us relegated, either.

So... #UTV.

So to avoid any confusion on the teams without any recent success.

Aston Villa - Ramjet

Newcastle United - Bottle cap

Everton - sidis, bones

Southampton - YoLaDu

Norwich - morehornsepower and ALTLonghorn (maybe)

Lester City - Ted Lasso (we don't have any supporters that I know of)

Manchester United - Dertyberd

Anyone I'm forgetting?

17 hours ago, Bottlecap said:

Also fuck Liverpool and all their chud fans.

they are so thick skinned, i am sure you will find no response.

13 minutes ago, MoJames said:

So to avoid any confusion on the teams without any recent success.

Aston Villa - Ramjet

Newcastle United - Bottle cap

Everton - sidis, bones

Southampton - YoLaDu

Norwich - morehornsepower and ALTLonghorn (maybe)

Lester City - Ted Lasso (we don't have any supporters that I know of)

Manchester United - Dertyberd

Anyone I'm forgetting?

wasn't Cowboy Fred a big poster for ManU.

There used to a big Norwich fan back in the Shaggy days.. Not remembering though.

49 minutes ago, MoJames said:

So to avoid any confusion on the teams without any recent success.

Aston Villa - Ramjet

Newcastle United - Bottle cap

Everton - sidis, bones

Southampton - YoLaDu

Norwich - morehornsepower and ALTLonghorn (maybe)

Lester City - Ted Lasso (we don't have any supporters that I know of)

Manchester United - Dertyberd

Anyone I'm forgetting?

HEY WE WON THE ENGLISH NIT IN 2017!

So we are about to get into a chunk of games with quite a bit of story lines.
Who will get fired first Ole or Vampire
Will Southampton ever make NBCSports again or are the destined for NBC Gold
Can Lester City actually press the two up top.
Who will end the year as the top United; Manchester, Sheffield, West Ham?
Which posters team will turn it around and avoid relegation talk: Ramjet, Yoladu, bones3421 and whomever is our Norwich fan.
 
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Think my team is doing just fine....
3 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

Think my team is doing just fine....

I mean 16th place if fine for some people.

You know my team is 6pt clear at the top(you know that i know i know you know, ya know )....now sidis and my dad's/cousins team are shitting the bed

10 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

You know my team is 6pt clear at the top(you know that i know i know you know, ya know )....now sidis and my dad's/cousins team are shitting the bed

You are a shit son.

Here's a good breakdown of fixtures. As you can see, the spurs are already ahead of the curve on not getting any hardware this year being the only one out of the Carabao Cup. 

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3 hours ago, Firemans4Horn said:

I think Liverpool tapping up Van dijk killed @yoladu

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Bournemouth up 1-0 on ManU. ManU has a few teens playing. They’re pressing for a tying goal. I think they get it. 

Bournemouth up 1-0 on ManU. ManU has a few teens playing. They’re pressing for a tying goal. I think they get it. 
Welp Ole calls Bournemouth goal a stroke of Magic and gives no insight into what went wrong. Dude is just collecting checks at this point.

What clown costume is Southampton wearing today?

Well f me, clown costumes are working. 1-0 Southampton. 

1-nil to the Villa at the half!

#UTV

(even though I wouldn't have whinged too much had VAR overturned Villa's goal)

... and vice-versa to the Puds on the other end.  Goal disallowed by VAR that I wouldn't have whinged about (too much) had it been allowed.

Nice win for Brighton today, might be enough to bump us up into the first half.

Welp.  At least I think we should be safe from relegation if we keep playing like this...  #silverlinings

Damn fun game between Sheffield and Burnley. Rest if the games quite dull.

that might be the worst VAR decision to date.

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holy shit.  Watford keeper almost headed in the tying goal during extra time off of a set piece.  only a great save by Chelsea keeper kept it out.

that might be the worst VAR decision to date.
Ill have to check it out but thats high praise from what we've seen so far....and did you see the Firmino one today
Ill have to check it out but thats high praise from what we've seen so far....and did you see the Firmino one today
Yes this one was worse.

Yeah thats pretty bad especially when you get to see replay as var ref...we'll give it a tie with firmino one today



Which match?
The Chelsea one to give a PK, not even close to a tie with Firmino.

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