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1 minute ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No. I'm here for the tits.

That's the best part of the World Cup, bonus points for staying on point.

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Ajax doesn’t get an auto-bid. Do you not follow soccer?

Yes they do. Just like the mighty Lincoln Red Imps. Qualification rounds are part of the tournament. Again, common mistake.

3 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That's the best part of the World Cup, bonus points for staying on point.

Sorry. I was distracted by tits.

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yes they do. Just like the mighty Lincoln Red Imps. Qualification rounds are part of the tournament. Again, common mistake.

Pedantic Huck is the best Huck. 

 

Sorry, you will not draw me

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13 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

No. I'm here for the tits.

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Look, you go cry in your EPL championship trophy for not winning the CL and we'll go cry in our Champions League trophy for not winning the EPL. 

7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

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This must be a domestic league picture because Liverpool loses (sorry, couldn't resist). But seriously, it's supposed to be a tits picture. And where's City? Are they in the First Division picture from that season? Based on the jerseys I think we were in the EPL that year. Seems like 2004?

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

And where's City? Are they in the First Division picture from that season?

Plastic Tits.

Oh hai... Miss me?

UTV.
Just make sure villa gets one upset over city and we'll let you stay

New sky sports promo. The face of Chelsea is now Ross Barkley and United are an afterthought.

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WTF is happening at Chelsea? Sarri to Juventus, possibly bringing in Frank Lampard as a replacement, can't even buy players this year.

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8 hours ago, maninblack said:

New sky sports promo. The face of Chelsea is now Ross Barkley and United are an afterthought.

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1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Subscribed.

These are tears of joy.

19 minutes ago, philsjwfu said:

WTF is happening at Chelsea? Sarri to Juventus, possibly bringing in Frank Lampard as a replacement, can't even buy players this year.

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Apague su firma Tapatalk, por favor.

24 minutes ago, philsjwfu said:

WTF is happening at Chelsea? Sarri to Juventus, possibly bringing in Frank Lampard as a replacement, can't even buy players this year.

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45 minutes ago, philsjwfu said:

WTF is happening at Chelsea? Sarri to Juventus, possibly bringing in Frank Lampard as a replacement, can't even buy players this year. 
 

Regression to the mean?

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I pity any team that offers £135m for Harry Kane’s injury decline transformation into Greg Oden.

 

I think the CIES report is much more accurate to what players would cost.

 

17 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Sarri out

How soon until Chelsea hires Lampard?

2 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

 

 

He wants Real but there’s no way United sell him for what Real would want to pay.

I find it hilarious that there are two team out there who are going to get stuck with Bale & Pogba's salaries and egos. 

Rebecca Lowe replied to me on Instagram. I’m never washing my phone again.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Rafa to Chelsea?

No need for any food service people.

20 minutes ago, MoJames said:

No need for any food service people.

Yeah. Service hasn't been a problem for Chelsea lately. 

1 hour ago, Huckleberry said:

David Silva announced this will be his last season for City. What a stud.

He and Pep going to Barca together?

 

Legend.

Claims he wants to finish up playing for his hometown team Las Palmas but they'd have to get to La Liga. Considering they were solidly mid-table in the second division last year I don't see how that happens.

Not sure where to put it...

AC Milan is banned from uefa club competitions 19/20 season....will city be next?

Arsenal take city's spot?

the EPL season starts in less than 6 weeks. It feels like the season ended just yesterday.

 

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