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7 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

It's sad, really.  Someone makes a joke post.  In your quest to be offended by anything that could possibly be offensive, you completely misread the post.  Someone points out that you misread the post.  Then you make an argument against the joke post that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.  406 didn't argue that Poch isn't the best manager Tottenham has had.  He made a very obvious joke about winning trophies.  What's not to get is that your response made no sense in the context of the conversation.  I don't know what your damage is, but it seems to prevent you from just saying "lol, yeah, I misread the post."  Instead you have to go off on a non-sequitur in an effort to defend yourself from a clear fuck up that you made.     

lol, what is this guy on about?? it's hilarious how upset all of this is making you, with your wall of text droning on about how i'm the one looking to get upset. okie dokie fella, you keep doing you. 👍🏼

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Who would've thought the Chelsea and Arsenal fan would get in an argument over the hiring of Mourinho to Spurs after sacking Poch.

8 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

lol, what is this guy on about?? it's hilarious how upset all of this is making you, with your wall of text droning on about how i'm the one looking to get upset. okie dokie fella, you keep doing you. 👍🏼

You've confused a mixture of my laughing at you and feeling bad for you with me being upset.  But given your skills at reading comprehension, that's understandable.  

7 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Who would've thought the Chelsea and Arsenal fan would get in an argument over the hiring of Mourinho to Spurs after sacking Poch.

Not so much of an argument on my part as it is genuine curiosity about the workings of a damaged brain.  Having seen in the past Derka's complete inability to ever admit to being wrong even when it's staring everyone in the face, it's interesting to be a part of one of those conversations.  And it's a slow day at work.  

How do we get @Bone3421 in on this to take a third stance on the same issue.

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5 minutes ago, MoJames said:

How do we get @Bone3421 in on this to take a third stance on the same issue.

Stand in front of a mirror and say Everton three times.  

17 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Not so much of an argument on my part as it is genuine curiosity about the workings of a damaged brain.  Having seen in the past Derka's complete inability to ever admit to being wrong even when it's staring everyone in the face, it's interesting to be a part of one of those conversations.  And it's a slow day at work.  

i'm starting think that you need to be called "the special one". jesus. you've spazzed out in this thread for god knows what reason, and the devastating irony and sheer lack of self awareness in your posts is hilarious. you keep ranting about some imagined instance where i didn't admit i was wrong, and your sensitive little feelings have been hurt by this, and now it's spilled out into the thread for everyone to enjoy have to sit through. so since you clearly aren't capable of getting over/shutting the fuck about whatever it is that's got you upset, let's get to the bottom of it.

406 said something about "winning trophies" did not compute. when i replied about Arsenal winning trophies, you got upset (lol why tho?), and told me that the joke was was about Poch not being able to win trophies. i then responded that Poch not winning trophies at Tottenham had nothing to do with him being a poor coach, and that in fact he was the best coach they've had in some time, and that it's Spurs who have the reputation for not winning trophies. after that...i literally have no fucking clue.

you're the only one who is upset here, and where you're getting that i "refused to admit that i was wrong" about that joke earlier, or why that's caused you to act this way i have no idea. you're just some ranting lunatic who's doing a "peak Derka" impression that's so good that you've even mastered the complete lack of self awareness. congratulations on derka'ing the thread. you're a natural. 

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Okay, I went back reread it all. Here's the cliff notes. i'm out after this:

1024 says "the joke is about Poch not winning trophies." 

then i say, "As if Poch is the reason Tottenham don't win trophies."

then he says, "is there some point you're trying to make?"

then i, befuddled as to how "as if poch is the reason spurs don't win trophies" wasn't clearly my point, say "what's not to get?" because seriously, what was hard to understand about that? nothing.

after that homeboy has ranted and raved about what a thread-derka'ing psycho i am, all while derka'ing the thread like a psycho. great stuff.

that about cover it? ok good. i'm going to go slam on some lunch. you wanna continue this fight you're gonna have to meet me at Baris. now back to whatever the hell was going on in here before wonderboy took over the entire thread with his weird, upset feelings. 

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22 hours ago, MoJames said:

also

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Mou is back in the Prem. All is right with the world.

 

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

spazzed out

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

wall of text

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

i'm starting think that you need to be called "the special one". jesus. you've spazzed out in this thread for god knows what reason, and the devastating irony and sheer lack of self awareness in your posts is hilarious. you keep ranting about some imagined instance where i didn't admit i was wrong, and your sensitive little feelings have been hurt by this, and now it's spilled out into the thread for everyone to enjoy have to sit through. so since you clearly aren't capable of getting over/shutting the fuck about whatever it is that's got you upset, let's get to the bottom of it.

406 said something about "winning trophies" did not compute. when i replied about Arsenal winning trophies, you got upset (lol why tho?), and told me that the joke was was about Poch not being able to win trophies. i then responded that Poch not winning trophies at Tottenham had nothing to do with him being a poor coach, and that in fact he was the best coach they've had in some time, and that it's Spurs who have the reputation for not winning trophies. after that...i literally have no fucking clue.

you're the only one who is upset here, and where you're getting that i "refused to admit that i was wrong" about that joke earlier, or why that's caused you to act this way i have no idea. you're just some ranting lunatic who's doing a "peak Derka" impression that's so good that you've even mastered the complete lack of self awareness. congratulations on derka'ing the thread. you're a natural. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

Stand in front of a mirror and say Everton three times.  

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2 hours ago, MoJames said:

Frank Lampard on Jose Mourinho - December 21, 2019

"Jose Mourinho is the Tottenham manager," Lampard told Sky Sports.

"When he decided to go to a direct competitor then love stories are over."

"I feel that when a manager leaves another club and manages a direct opponent, he is not going there for a holiday, he is going there to try and beat his club - the one everyone considers the club of his heart, but not any more," Lampard told BBC Sport.

 

lol - link

I remember that goal like it was yesterday. I thought Lampard was gonna cry when it went in the net.

How do we get [mention=1923]Bone3421[/mention] in on this to take a third stance on the same issue.
Before i got to this i was thinking how i could interject to give you all the showdown you crave lol

Will be very interesting to see what mourinho does with spurs....crazy longshot i would think at the moment but they were in the CL final last year if mourinho somehow wins it that would cement him as one of the best ever...3 CL wins with 3 clubs

11 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Drama is back on the menu, boys

 

Serious question for Spurs fans: how does this make you feel?

I'm in for the ride... good or bad. 

 

I'm Tottenham Till I Die

 

will miss Poch, no doubt

 

 

7 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

 

"They say you score when you want.  But what if you didn't want?"

21 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

 

"You with the open mouth, let me explain one more time.  It is not a literal bus we will be parking . . . stop asking how the bus gets on the field" 

hold on a minute, the spurs hired jose?

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10 minutes ago, sidis said:

hold on a minute, the spurs hired jose?

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2 days to notice? Shit, you would be an upgrade over Pickford with those reflexes.

Just now, Captain Ron said:

 

 

 

2 days to notice? Shit, you would be an upgrade over Pickford with those reflexes.

two days of giving depositions.  i didn't even know it was november or that everton had temporarily moved out of relegation.

still, jose at tottenham deserves a second gif.

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This José thing worked out today. We’ll see how long it lasts. Man City v. Chelsea is gonna be bad ass. I’m expecting at least 6 goals. 

Saints blew about 20 chances to score a 3rd then let Arsenal get the draw.

Arsenal fans booing. Southampton up 2-1 but blew several chances to put it away. Arsenal equalizes during the 7 extra minutes. 

Everton's march towards the relegation zone continues. Lost at home to Norwich. 

Saints blew about 20 chances to score a 3rd then let Arsenal get the draw.

 

Both of their goals were crap and we still should have lost.

 

#emeryout

Chelsea strikes first.  this game is good.  back and forth.  lots of positive football.

City with two lucky bounces on deflections within about three seconds to score an equalizer.  Sigh.

Chelsea's play looks really positive, tho.  I didn't think they'd be a top 4 side this season, but they look the part.

I am perfectly fine with a draw....go neither!!!!

 

 

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Just now, TexArcher said:

City are so annoyingly good.  Shit.

That was not good d by Emerson/kova. Quality finish.

Hey Sterling, when you assume, it makes an ass out of you and me. 

12 minutes ago, maninblack said:

Have no idea how Emery lasts into December

Stan Kroenke is a really cheap cunt

City ain't going out without a fight. 

Have no idea how Emery lasts into December
Kronke doesn't care about winning. He just wants to own stadiums

The real United.  Sheffield United.  Up 2-0 on Manchester United.  This is embarrassing.  A really good manager is now on the market for ManU.

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