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I'm sorry, but have you ever seen a body like this before in your life?

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"She happens to be my daughter."

"Oh. Then I guess you have."

 

Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? 

Not right now 

A girl’s gotta have her standards 

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I want you to think about what you've done Kent, and from now on, stop playing with yourself 

Why do you go into the closet?

To get my clothes.  

Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?

 

 

(note I like to use that one at work from time to time when shit goes awry with my org)

Always... uh... never... forget to check your references.

Think about what an exceptional 80s douchebag William Atherton was.  Real Genius, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters, and No Mercy.  

Brilliant, I say.  

2 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Think about what an exceptional 80s douchebag William Atherton was.  Real Genius, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters, and No Mercy.  

Brilliant, I say.  

He was an unbelievable bastard.

Paul Gleason was a heck of an 80s douchebag character actor, too.  Between him and William Atherton, plus Hart Bochner playing Harry Ellis, Die Hard might just be the nexus of 80s movie douchebaggery.

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24 minutes ago, usmc0331horn said:

He was an unbelievable bastard.

Count on it!

18 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Paul Gleason was a heck of an 80s douchebag character actor, too.  Between him and William Atherton, plus Hart Bochner playing Harry Ellis, Die Hard might just be the nexus of 80s movie douchebaggery.

Don't forget Robert Davi as Special Agent Johnson.  Also a Fratelli in The Goonies, Bond villain among others.

they're from the wanda trussler school of beauty.

they're beauticians?

not yet.

If I wear it anywhere else, it chafes. 

Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners. Right, Kent?

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, "I drank what?"

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It is a moral imperative.

 

If only I could think of a way to keep the change in my pockets. I've got it: Nudity.

I’ll catch up with you guys. I have to go to the bathroom.

OK Kent but I don’t think that’s going to help your confidence any. Do you?

This, this is ice, this is what happens to water when it gets too cold.

This, this is Kent, this is what happens to people when they get too sexually frustraded.

Do you run, Knight?

Only when chased. 

 Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

 

 

What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jello?

It was hot and I was hungry.

I think this was the first movie I rented on VCR.  I always liked Bryan Adams One Night Love Affair, probably because of this movie.

 

I want to see more of you around the lab.

Fine. I’ll gain weight.

Damn,  I don't think I have seen this movie since high school. Need to watch it again, I really loved it as a kid. 

On 6/5/2019 at 9:19 PM, Neonmoon said:

Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? 

Not right now 

A girl’s gotta have her standards 

I had such a thing for Deborah Foreman back in the day:

foreman_deborah1.jpg

Okay take a step back.  No, no, a step forward.  Now back.  Now forward. And now we're cha-cha-ing!

14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

I had such a thing for Deborah Foreman back in the day:

foreman_deborah1.jpg

Who didn't?

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Probably because her dad is Clyde Foreman. 

Lulz.

But seriously, it's like when somebody on surly posts a picture of Kate Beckinsale, and someone else responds, "Wheelhouse."  Well no shit Sherlock, she's one of the hottest women alive, she's in just about everyone's wheelhouse-- except for Vic Mackey I suppose.

 

4 hours ago, Rimbo said:

Who didn't?

Elton John, Richard Simmons, Barry Manilow, etc...

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Elton John, Richard Simmons, Barry Manilow, etc...

Eh. Nonsense. Just because you are attracted to members of one sex doesn't mean you wouldn't find members of the other sex attractive. All I'm saying is that, while I spend most of my time staring at any female T&A that happens by, if Chris Hemsworth propositioned me, I'd have a tough time saying "no."

Who would have thought Lazlo would go on to have a memorable role as Uncle Rico.

On 6/5/2019 at 9:49 PM, Lobo said:

Think about what an exceptional 80s douchebag William Atherton was.  Real Genius, Die Hard, Die Hard 2, Ghostbusters, and No Mercy.  

Brilliant, I say.  

bro.  sugarland express. 

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