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as two of them allegedly steal over $500K in jewelry from him. 

 

 

The Jets running back returned to his Florida home from the gym last month to find over half a million dollars in jewelry missing, and two unidentified female acquaintances gone. The women were described in a police report as his “girlfriends,” according to the Associated Press on Wednesday.

Bell, 27, said he discovered his closet in disarray and all his jewelry gone, per the report. That included a diamond-encrusted “Black Panther” pendant, two gold chains with diamonds and a Rolex watch.

The haul was said to be worth over $520,000. Police in Hollywood, Fla., located between Miami and Fort Lauderdale, are investigating.

Bell said on social media last month that “when it’s time to play football,” he would show up in a Jets uniform, but that he wanted to “stick to the formula that I know works best for me to be the best player I can be.”

That meant that by the time he took a few handoffs Tuesday at the Jets’ facility in Florham Park, N.J., it had been a very long time since anyone had seen him on an NFL practice field. That last occurred in the days leading up the Steelers’ home playoff loss to the Jaguars on Jan. 14, 2018.

The following offseason saw Bell enter into a protracted contract standoff with Pittsburgh, and when the two sides failed to agree on a multiyear pact, the Steelers placed the franchise tag on the three-time Pro Bowler. However, Bell refused to sign his one-year, $14.55 million offer, and he sat out the entire 2018 season rather than risk getting injured and losing a bigger guaranteed amount in free agency.

That payday arrived in March, when Bell agreed with the Jets on a four-year, $52.5 million deal, including a reported $35 million in guaranteed money. However, New York had to wait almost two more months to see him in action.

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Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.

He deserves this.

20 minutes ago, housious said:

Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.

He deserves this.

What about brass knuckles?

4 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

What about brass knuckles?

Is this a rhetorical question

1 hour ago, housious said:

Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.

He deserves this.

Preach.

53 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

What about brass knuckles?

User name definitely checks out...

2 hours ago, housious said:

Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.

He deserves this.

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Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.
He deserves this.

Also shouldn’t let thievin ass hos know where you live.

At least he was smart enough to not knock her up. Prolly got off fairly cheap.

He's a fucking tool.

 

It is known.

If it flies floats or fucks, rent it. 

4 hours ago, DougO said:

At least he was smart enough to not knock her up. Prolly got off fairly cheap.

Time limits not up yet...

26 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Fucker will be broke within 10 years after retiring 

10 years......taking the under by 8 years on that

7 hours ago, demos said:


Also shouldn’t let thievin ass hos know where you live.

Or, you know, leave them alone with more than half a million of shiny shit that can be slipped into a pocket. I could be wrong tho...

9 hours ago, housious said:

Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.

He deserves this.

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20 hours ago, housious said:

Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.

He deserves this.

Do grills count? Asking for Tom Herman. 

10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Do grills count? Asking for Tom Herman. 

Do cock rings count? Asking for Zach Smith.

5 hours ago, NWAustinDude said:

I'd surmise that Craig James never had his bling stolen.

Dead women take no cuff-links

He should probably find a gym closer to his home too, that commute must suck.

18 hours ago, pops said:

If it flies floats or fucks, rent it. 

I heard it as, if you feed it, fuel it, or fuck it then you're better off renting

I have a foolproof method for not getting half a mil worth of jewelry stolen.  Y'all ready?  It's called not owning half a mil worth of jewelry.  

 

On 6/6/2019 at 12:29 PM, housious said:

Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.

He deserves this.

I don’t know... I think I’d rather lose half a mil in other jewelry than own a wedding band. 

1 minute ago, Your Mom said:

I think I’d rather lose half a mil in other jewelry than own a wedding band. 

What's the difference? 

 

 

There, see. I made the shitty joke. No one else needs to now. Back to your drinks. 

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I have a foolproof method for not getting half a mil worth of jewelry stolen.  Y'all ready?  It's called not owning half a mil worth of jewelry.  

 

How would your boyz know how legit you were?

17 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What's the difference? 

 

 

There, see. I made the shitty joke. No one else needs to now. Back to your drinks. 

You made the shitty joke in two minutes, no less. Quality. 

28 minutes ago, slorch said:

How would your boyz know how legit you were?

I take scans of my bank account statements and pay stubs and get then printed on T shirts. 

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I take scans of my bank account statements and pay stubs and get then printed on T shirts. 

rocko?

On 6/6/2019 at 7:18 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said:

If you’re going to take rentals home, never leave them alone.

Pearls of wisdom from Surly's relationship expert (light and middleweight classes).

On 6/6/2019 at 12:29 PM, housious said:

Men shouldn’t own jewelry, outside of a wedding ring and maybe a watch.

He deserves this.

it's interesting to me how all of shaggy's rules about what "men" shouldn't wear essentially translates into "don't dress like a black guy." over the years here (and obviously the old site) i've heard all of the rants about what grown men should never wear: jerseys, jean shorts, cologne, and jewelry. whether it's subconscious or not, there are definitely some racial undertones to shaggy's "rules about male fashion".  

5 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

it's interesting to me how all of shaggy's rules about what "men" shouldn't wear essentially translates into "don't dress like a black guy." over the years here (and obviously the old site) i've heard all of the rants about what grown men should never wear: jerseys, jean shorts, cologne, and jewelry. whether it's subconscious or not, there are definitely some racial undertones to shaggy's "rules about male fashion".  

This translates into the "Regular Guy look".

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On 6/6/2019 at 2:38 PM, Beau Vine said:

Undefeated.

And overpriced.

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

it's interesting to me how all of shaggy's rules about what "men" shouldn't wear essentially translates into "don't dress like a black guy." over the years here (and obviously the old site) i've heard all of the rants about what grown men should never wear: jerseys, jean shorts, cologne, and jewelry. whether it's subconscious or not, there are definitely some racial undertones to shaggy's "rules about male fashion".  

Nope. It is dressing your age.

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