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  • Surly Bevo
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    @texanbychoice well...that's one more piece of silverware than your fuckface team has ever managed to win this century

  • Ted Lange
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    @texanbychoice Congrats on keeping that trophy case so uncluttered 

  • I'm tired of being a fan of football teams who need to fire their fucking coach

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Ozil is so got damn good. He is wasted on Emery. 

Bellerin hasn’t been the same since he returned. Ineffectual. Defense is flat footed. Passing is sloppy and we’re supposed to be a passing machine. Emery Out, bring in someone who can make it feel like Arsenal again.

31 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Ozil is so got damn good. He is wasted on Emery. 

Has Emery ever explained his reasoning for not playing Ozil?

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I think any of us could get this type of performance out of this squad.  At least if Arsenal make a change now, we wouldn't have to worry that they'd end up with Mourinho. 

Neither of Sotons goals should have been, and we still could have lost 3-2.

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Sack Emery, name Freddie caretaker manager, hire Arteta in the summer, retain most staff/players, and right this ship. we have far too much talent to be pulling this kind of bullshit every weekend. 

None of that talent is going to stick around if they let Emery live until the end of the season. That fuckhead needs his office cleared out tonight.

I'm tired of being a fan of football teams who need to fire their fucking coach

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Rumors of Emery's demise are heating up. I'm really hoping that there's some fire to follow this smoke. 

23 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Rumors of Emery's demise are heating up. I'm really hoping that there's some fire to follow this smoke. 

Every time I see this thread bumped, I'm hoping it is an announcement that Emery is gone.  Apologies to others who are going to see this bump, and hope the same thing. 

 

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we're playing five at the back at home against Frankfurt. and losing. Emery out. 

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we're down 2-1 with Pepé and Laca on the bench and he brings on Torreira, a defensive mid. like, what in the fuck is this dude thinking?!

27 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

we're down 2-1 with Pepé and Laca on the bench and he brings on Torreira, a defensive mid. like, what in the fuck is this dude thinking?!

So, basically the reincarnated Wenger?

Troopz was on fiyah a couple of days ago after the draw with Southamption.  "5 at the back.  1,2,3,4,5 at the back.  At the Emirates."

The final whistle brought boos and jeers from fans at a sparsely-populated Emirates Stadium and means Arsenal are on their longest winless run since February 1992.

"The team selection, the team motivation, the substitutions, the performance, everything was missing here. It was a dreadful performance," Keown told BT Sport.

"I think maybe the manager may be in a position where he feels he needs to step aside now. Serious questions need to be asked. This is as bad as I have seen it and it is relegation form [when they return to Premier League action].

"Decisions need to be made, otherwise the club is going to plunge further down the table.

"The fans turned on [former manager] Terry Neil, 37 years ago. I was at the club when it happened and things got very toxic. I think we are getting close to that again."

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Every time I see this thread bumped, I'm hoping it is an announcement that Emery is gone.  Apologies to others who are going to see this bump, and hope the same thing. 

 

hope no more. Emery has been canned. 

 

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It's a Thanksgiving miracle.  Can we get someone with a pulse, please?

 

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

So, basically the reincarnated Wenger?

Troopz was on fiyah a couple of days ago after the draw with Southamption.  "5 at the back.  1,2,3,4,5 at the back.  At the Emirates."

While it was very frustrating to watch his teams in his last few years as manager, Wenger was never close to having Arsenal play this poorly.

29 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Thank god.

That’s one.

Yep, he's gone. 

Just now, Buzzrock said:

Hurrah. Now who?

Tom Herman or Jason Garrett are hopefully next.

 

OH you meant replacement, I would think this Is a bit of a tryout but I think it will be somebody like Poch, Arteta or the Wolves manager whose name is escaping me at the moment

6 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

hope no more. Emery has been canned. 

 

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Was so hoping that’s what I’d see when I opened this thread. 

2 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Your players sound like assholes. 

 

 

 

Eh?  Show me a shitty boss and I will show you employees making fun of him/her.

1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Eh?  Show me a shitty boss and I will show you employees making fun of him/her.

Paid professionals making millions of pounds a year making fun of their coaches accent (in a second language he is learning) is pathetic. And a toxic culture that your next coach will have to clean up. 

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Paid professionals making millions of pounds a year making fun of their coaches accent (in a second language he is learning) is pathetic. And a toxic culture that your next coach will have to clean up. 

Thanks, appreciate the perspective from the high horse, especially when it's based off a tweet. 

Same old Arsenal at the break. I’ll never understand how Mustafi has a fucking job in any top division in any country.

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

Same old Arsenal at the break. I’ll never understand how Mustafi has a fucking job in any top division in any country.

3 points from 9 from the bottom 3 teams.  Pathetic.  Someone needs to tell them that there are no trophies for the team with the most draws. 

We didn’t score when we had all the momentum. Let them back in. 

There’s a lot to process here.

I think Freddie went with the “let’s just do what the last coach did since I’ve been at this two days and if they are terrible I can mix shit up” method.

Next game will be telling on how he is approaching this.

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big game today. really want to see us score 3 or 4 and keep a clean sheet. COYG.

21 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

big game today. really want to see us score 3 or 4 and keep a clean sheet. COYG.

Ha ha ha ha . . . 

I don't even know what to say anymore.  Who could possibly withstand the Murderer's Row that is Southampton, whatever that German club was, and Brighton Hove Albion?  

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3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Ha ha ha ha . . . 

I don't even know what to say anymore.  Who could possibly withstand the Murderer's Row that is Southampton, whatever that German club was, and Brighton Hove Albion?  

ridiculous. we look baaaad.

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Pepé has looked brighter in five minutes than anything we've done in the last five weeks. 

Am I wrong to start worrying about relegation?  Only 5 points clear, and we are unable to beat anyone on our schedule.

Am I wrong to start worrying about relegation?  Only 5 points clear, and we are unable to beat anyone on our schedule.


I was just googling how to watch the lower division next year. For fucks sake.

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