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Down to 10 men for the last 15 minutes against Liecester.

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Holy shit, Nketiah.  He was on for what, 30 seconds?  Leicester is gonna fuckin' equalize... 

I fucking hate being right sometimes.

10 minutes ago, dbecks said:

Holy shit, Nketiah.  He was on for what, 30 seconds?  Leicester is gonna fuckin' equalize... 

The only guy on the pitch with a clean, dry uniform.

 

Fuck, we'll be lucky to make it out with a draw.

8 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Fuck, we'll be lucky to make it out with a draw.

Super lucky.  Man, that was a great match... for the first 75 minutes.

(And the equalizer like 8 seconds later wasn’t.)

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Arsenal up 2-1 on 67 minutes.  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No way this holds up.  

Where has that defensive effort been all season?

Hell of a bounce back. GOYG!

Holy shit. Didn’t get to watch and no recording. Thanks peacock.

Uh, thanks Liverpool?

1-0 to the Arsenal in 2H.  According to the BBC, Citeh has come out and is playing better now.

25 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Martinez has been a stud filling in for Leno

Indeed. 

Obama-Yang! I know he’s on the wrong side of 30, but I hope he stays with Arsenal for a while longer.

Good job y'all. In a small way I'd like to credit for LFC adding the needed confidence you needed to move into the weekend. Bless up 

14 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Now watch us go lose to Villa emoji23.png

For Ramjet, but you’re probably right

On 7/18/2020 at 4:46 PM, Buzzrock said:

Now watch us go lose to Villa emoji23.png

ahem . .  .

Well, this is colossally disappointing.  Can we blame being distracted by the FA Cup? 

On 7/21/2020 at 7:17 PM, texanbychoice said:

Oh no.

This is top secret, so don't spread it around: The Champions League auto qualifiers from the PL is being expanded to the top 7 teams.  You're in!!!!

Just discovered this thread. Horns were off the first weekend of November 2019, so I went to London to checkout Texans v Jaguars. In between countless pubs, managed a side trip to Emirates Stadium for Arsenal v Wolverhampton.

Recap:
1. Uber to Tollington Pub.
2. Not allowed in pub since we don’t have Arsenal tickets, clothing, or club card. 
3. Starts raining, so we eat gyros in the shop across the street.
4. Stops raining so we move around outside Tollington Pub.
5. Meet some old guys who agree to sneak us in the back door of pub. 
6. Consume much beer quickly.
7. Walk to stadium.
8. Buy tickets from dude on the street.
9. Enter stadium.
10. Slam Budweiser (only beer available) in the concourse since you can’t bring it to your seat. 
11. Enjoy game, although it ends in a 1-1 tie. 
 

Bernard

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

FA Cup final tomorrow at 12:30 EST.  

Thanks for reminder. All this NBA hooplah got me distracted. Can't miss your ass beating (actually though I have zero faith in our back four against Auba - might be a lot of goals in this one).

cannot wait. heard that the squad has been tirelessly working on defensive drills for the Final. really hoping that Mikel has a plan in place that neutralizes Giroud, because as crazy as it sounds I think it could be the key. either way, so ready for this cup final. COYG!!!

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Thanks for reminder. All this NBA hooplah got me distracted. Can't miss your ass beating (actually though I have zero faith in our back four against Auba - might be a lot of goals in this one).

would not be surprised at all to see a 3-2 final, or a 2-2 final that goes to ET/penalties. 

We will either win 3-1 or lose 0-4 because those are the only two teams that bother to ever show up.

10 hours ago, Bullneck said:

FA Cup final tomorrow at 12:30 EST.  

Live feed is only on ESPN+.  Bastards.  

I say 2-1 Arsenal. That we've shown up in the last two matches against big clubs (Liverpool and the semi vs City) has me optimistic.  Or, like Cooter said, we'll lose 1-4. 

COYG!

Fuck Chelsea.  That's all I got for now.

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