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    @texanbychoice well...that's one more piece of silverware than your fuckface team has ever managed to win this century

  • Ted Lange
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    @texanbychoice Congrats on keeping that trophy case so uncluttered 

  • I'm tired of being a fan of football teams who need to fire their fucking coach

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Arsenal clearly the better team, 1 point stinks, but feel better today about the top 4 

Yea Miki's touches just suck shit through a straw.  Xhaka is a bone head bully.  

Hard to believe the TOP was what it was. Thought we had it way more.

3 minutes ago, texanbychoice said:

Nice home point guys.

Nice bed shitting to new castle 

Nice home point guys.


Way to Spursy a two goal lead
5 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

Miki was awful. I don't understand the decision to bring him on. glad we fought back, but feels like we dropped a chance to fake 3 points. 

And sold to ROMA.  Thank you Jesus. 

A few days too late but finally here... 

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  • 2 weeks later...

Fucking retards....laziness and a lot of stupid lead to both goals.  I would bench Sideshow Bob if only because he's such a fucking dipshit who for some reason keeps getting run

Pepe’s not worth a shit either. He just stands offside waving his hand. When he does get the ball, he just dances around until he gives it away.

7 hours ago, texanbychoice said:

Hard fought point today. Well done.

Not an Arsenal fan but you're doing a great job living up to North London Aggy billing. 

No shit. Talks a lot for a guy whose best claim was losing to Liverpool in the Champions League final. Didn’t the Spurs do the exact same thing that Arsenal did today in the North London Derby?

TBC and this tactic is well worn at this point and yea especially coming from the guys who have a trophy case that only Stevie Wonder would appreciate.

Can we trade Sideshow Bob for a lamp post?  At least the lamp post will be in the right place occasionally.

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Man, we have so many problems, but damn our attacking players are fun to watch. que golazo from Saka there.

i had a liveblog running in the background.  apparently at one point we were being outshot 2:1 but still win by 3.  it's going to be a crazy season.

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Bukayo Saka was awesome today. He was involved in everything. This however was his best: 

 

For those in Austin, signup link for tickets to the NBC Premier League Mornings Live event. Public registration is available, but we get guaranteed admission. This is for Sunday only  

http://tinyurl.com/AustinGoonersPLL

2 hours ago, skipperj said:

For those in Austin, signup link for tickets to the NBC Premier League Mornings Live event. Public registration is available, but we get guaranteed admission. This is for Sunday only  

http://tinyurl.com/AustinGoonersPLL

Thanks Skip!  COYG 

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Damn, wish i had seen that before now. Oh well. COYG!!

If I had a fucking dollar for every defender Kola's found in the box with a cross... 

The race for the 3rd/4this going to be absolutely nuts.   Crap wins like this make a huge difference

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Gabriel Martinelli has amazing close control. Wow he looks good.

And now he just scored a fantastic goal.

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Tierny and Chambers have looked great. 

 

ESR just took a nasty shot to the head and had to be carted off. Scary stuff. 

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This game has been tremendously fun to watch. Holding scored on his return, Bellerin gets an assist literally 30 seconds after coming on, Ozil was great, the young guys look really good, Tierny looks great; man, days like this haven't come often enough in recent times. Awesome day of watching Arsenal football. 

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Oh wow Martinelli. That's how you finish it off. 5-0 to the Arsenal. 

Missed the game but saw the goals - I don't know that anyone in the league has better youth than us. You love to fucking see it 

In case TBC decides to drop by again..

 

 

 

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It's nice having some young goal scorers in the pipeline, but do we have any up and coming defenders?

We sold them.  But Holding and Chambers and Tierney are all young (for defenders).

That's a shame.  Running a 0-3-7 doesn't appear to be a very effective strategy against most opponents.  

Where’s fuckhead to gloat after his team was eliminated by a League 2 team?

Eh who cares. Nice to see our yutes looking good. This one was pretty:


18 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

Where’s fuckhead to gloat after his team was eliminated by a League 2 team?

Eh who cares. Nice to see our yutes looking good. This one was pretty:

 

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