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I see the board was lit with excitement during today's match.  And why not!?!:

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In the context of a meaningful Premier League title challenge, this was the sporting equivalent of two bald men fighting over a comb. The only influence, indeed relevance, Manchester United and Arsenal will have on the title race is how they fare when they face leaders Liverpool (Arsenal have already been well beaten at Anfield) and reigning champions Manchester City.

 

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    @texanbychoice well...that's one more piece of silverware than your fuckface team has ever managed to win this century

  • Ted Lange
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    @texanbychoice Congrats on keeping that trophy case so uncluttered 

  • I'm tired of being a fan of football teams who need to fire their fucking coach

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i watched the first half on my DVR when i got home and it was so miserable that i just fast forwarded almost all of the second half. ugh. emery ball is ugly. 

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Ok Gooners, trivia time- since the start of last season, name our top three goal scorers. Actually, scratch that- just name the guy who is in third, since Auba and Laca are clearly 1 & 2. Go.

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The answer: 

 

Joe f'ing Willock with 6 goals.

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Strangely, as the sun sets on Emirates Stadium, Arsenal is 3rd, just one point behind Citteh.

Strangely, as the sun sets on Emirates Stadium, Arsenal is 3rd, just one point behind Citteh.


And David Luiz scores a goal and wasn’t a complete defensive clusterfucj
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And David Luiz scores a goal and wasn’t a complete defensive clusterfucj

 

LOL, when my BBC app buzzed and my phone notification read "1-0 Arsenal (Luiz)" I thought, "Hmm, how interesting."

Strangely, as the sun sets on Emirates Stadium, Arsenal is 3rd, just one point behind Citteh.


And David Luiz scores a goal and wasn’t a complete defensive clusterfucj
Strangely, as the sun sets on Emirates Stadium, Arsenal is 3rd, just one point behind Citteh.


And David Luiz scores a goal and wasn’t a complete defensive clusterfucj

1/4 of the way through the season,  top 4 is there for the taking (unless there is a crazy run of injuries).  As it stands now, its Arsenal, Chelsea, LC fighting for spots 3/4 in the table.  

I will feel much better if they had a CB at transfer window, and Teirney gets healthy.

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This Pulp Fiction reboot looks dope.

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fuck i miss him

Love Santi.

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my all time favorite player. te quiero mucho Santi!!

Arsenal Fan TV gonna be lit tonight Fam!

Also, Emery OUT 

What a fucking joke of a manager.  Completely over his head.

That seems bad.

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there is no point in watching our games unless you really really hate yourself and enjoy being miserable.

The Europa games have been fun, but I can’t say anything good about our league games

On 10/22/2019 at 7:18 PM, The Maestro said:

The Europa games have been fun, but I can’t say anything good about our league games

You mean, like the game against Vitoria Guiamares?  So far we're down 2-1.  

They sound Portuguese.  

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You mean, like the game against Vitoria Guiamares?  So far we're down 2-1.  

They sound Portuguese.  

Welp

I just watched Pepe's 2 free kicks on /r/soccer. What a fucking way to win a game. Europa league or not that was some insane shit. 

I just watched Pepe's 2 free kicks on /r/soccer. What a fucking way to win a game. Europa league or not that was some insane shit. 


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yeah, i obviously wasn't around for that, but it's just shocking to see. i've watched it a couple of times now and it gets me heated every time. same as RVP being sent off to essentially lose the UEFA CL title for Arsenal, which also happened before i was even an Arsenal supporter. 

And Xhaka gets booed off the pitch, tells the crowd to F Off takes off his jersey and heads for the lockerroom.  

 

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And Xhaka gets booed off the pitch, tells the crowd to F Off takes off his jersey and heads for the lockerroom.  

 

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Xhaka sucks other than booming kicks every now and again he's worthless.

And Xhaka gets booed off the pitch, tells the crowd to F Off takes off his jersey and heads for the lockerroom.  
 
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That’s a sign of club health right?

Ozil must have fucked every man woman and child in Emery's family

After yesterday I was hoping for Arsenal to win and ease the pain.  Well, discomfort anyway.  It's a laughable expectation.

19 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

Fucking VAR.  Fuck

I usually don't jump on other fan's threads, but y'all got fucked by VAR yesterday. That was a HORRIBLE call.

Mustafi OG to start things off. Delivered by Ox. Too perfect.

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