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6 goals in 7 games for Martinelli. Is that good?

 

COYG!!

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    @texanbychoice well...that's one more piece of silverware than your fuckface team has ever managed to win this century

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    @texanbychoice Congrats on keeping that trophy case so uncluttered 

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I think so...the whole thing looks like dogshit except when we are playing in the "nobody gives a shit" cup....and couldn't win there either

Who could Arsenal realistically get in the middle of the season to replace Emery?  I can't think of an available name that would get me excited.  Is there a precedent for manager poaching during the season?

I'm with Buzz and Arseblog, the sum of the parts looks like a whole lot less than the individual pieces add up to separately.  I don't like the idea of a midseason change but as things stand we will miss the champions league again, and that's with the rest of the top 6 not looking good.  It's just unacceptable.

30 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Who could Arsenal realistically get in the middle of the season to replace Emery?  I can't think of an available name that would get me excited.  Is there a precedent for manager poaching during the season?

Leicester hired Brendan Rodgers last year in February, while Celtic were 8 points clear at the top of the SPL table, but it's definitely not common. Can't really think of another example tbh.

I think Arsenal's best bet would be to fire Emery and bring on Arteta, who lots of Gooners wanted originally. He's currently an assistant at City so he'd have to be willing to leave them midseason, but that's a lot different than leaving a head coaching gig. 

 

13 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Seems like Erik ten Hag is available for the right price. 

No harm in dreaming, I suppose.

Are there streams or any coverage of Europa? I’m having to watch Troopz watch it on YouTube.

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Are there streams or any coverage of Europa? I’m having to watch Troopz watch it on YouTube.

not like this GIF

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yeah, Emery all the way out. we have way too much talent for this:

 

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to quote someone from reddit, "the opposition box is lava".

I’d be happy with a point, but this feels like there is a 3-1 loss coming

I’d be happy with a point, but this feels like there is a 3-1 loss coming


They are all over us.

Perfect opportunity for us to come out of the break and go down 2-0 in 10 minutes.

I have missed you Hector

And fuck you jjonny evans 

We sure do throw on subs that like to pass sideways when we need a goal

12 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I’d be happy with a point, but this feels like there is a 3-1 loss coming

One of the Grumpy Pundits predicted that.  

On 11/6/2019 at 11:13 AM, Buzzrock said:

Are there streams or any coverage of Europa? I’m having to watch Troopz watch it on YouTube.

 

I found something that topped this tonight

 

 

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Looks like we’re still working hard on passing the ball behind the man

8 minutes later, we're losing to Southampton.  Other than being the port of departure for the Titanic, what else is Southampton known for?  Can't think of anything.

On 11/11/2019 at 8:54 PM, Goo Punch said:

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LOL at this graphic.  Running out of gas on the far right.

Looks like we’re still working hard on passing the ball behind the man

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Arsenal 0-1 Southampton

Just what is going on here? Nathan Redmond teases Hector Bellerin before playing in the marauding Ryan Bertrand.

The Saints left-back gets to the byeline before David Luiz cuts out his cross to save the day.

8 minutes later, we're losing to Southampton.  Other than being the port of departure for the Titanic, what else is Southampton known for?  Can't think of anything.


Poetic

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