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What is that chant they keep doing? Just a couple of syllables, ends in the long A sound. I heard it at Emirates last year and couldn’t figure it out then either.

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    @texanbychoice well...that's one more piece of silverware than your fuckface team has ever managed to win this century

  • Ted Lange
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    @texanbychoice Congrats on keeping that trophy case so uncluttered 

  • I'm tired of being a fan of football teams who need to fire their fucking coach

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The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Just now, Buzzrock said:

8 points clear of relegation!

Arteta In!

4 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Good...guy was a net loser.

Disappointing.  He seemed to play pretty well for Switzerland in the last World Cup but got in trouble for some kind of Albanian celebration after a couple of goals.

 

BTW, we're behind Newcastle.  And Crystal Palace.  

1 minute ago, texanbychoice said:

Not a bad point today.

Thanks for stopping by for your regularly scheduled neg

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Disappointing.  He seemed to play pretty well for Switzerland in the last World Cup but got in trouble for some kind of Albanian celebration after a couple of goals.

 

BTW, we're behind Newcastle.  And Crystal Palace.  

Too inconsistent, had a booming leg that he employs about twice per season and such a bonehead/hothead defender that he's also good for racking up the bookings.   Then there was the whole shit show with the fans as the cherry on top.

5 minutes ago, texanbychoice said:

Not a bad point today.

Aren't you, like, 5 points ahead of us?

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we look like a different team through 25 minutes. everyone is just flying around out there. i love it. 

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It's a Christmas miracle.

David Luiz is playing his ass off


Yea he is

Fully expect Chelsea to equalize just due to the talent but this is the most organized give a fuck performance out of the squad all season.

Twas a shitty 2019 as a Gooner..nice way to start of 2020 with the 2-0 beating of ManU

Nice little 24 hours. 

Nice little Wednesday courtesy of the Arsenal! Pleasantly surprised to watch the W...COYG!

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interesting lineup for the FA Cup match w Leeds today. three at the back, Nelson playing RWB, with Pepé and Laca up top. COYG!

 

Reiss Nelson scored at the 55 mark. The youngster is looking good. And that  was all they needed.for the win over Leeds.

Damn, for some reason, I thought we were already out of the FA Cup.  Guess not. 

That was a game we implode and lose under emery.  

Pepe knows how to play defense. Who knew?

Again the parallels between my football teams stateside (Texas and the Cowboys) and this football team are shocking.  Leadership more interested in a buck than anything else, coaches who held on too long, proud program now fighting to be in the middle

 

Sigh....

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definitely gonna need to see some half time adjustments. 

I know we have injuries, but why does Mustafi have a job other than cleaning the urinals. 

Another game we should have won, let's play a full 90 minutes! But it wasn't just us today...

Tottenham and Watford   0-0

Manchester City and Crystal Palace 2-2

Chelsea lost to Newcastle 1-0 in extra time at the end! Loved it.

Watching Arsenal or the horns just feels like I've seen this all before.  Fuck.

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helluva comeback. great show of character. Sako and Martinelli down the left hand side is beautiful. and what about the shot from Bellerin. great performance being down a man for over an hour after such a terrible start (thanks Musti). COYG.

Getting tired of these draws, better than a loss but let's start winning these matches.

Martinelli is an exciting young player and had another great goal. Hector Bellerin saved the game with his late score. What did Luiz do for a red card?

2 hours ago, TexasBuckeye said:

Getting tired of these draws, better than a loss but let's start winning these matches.

Martinelli is an exciting young player and had another great goal. Hector Bellerin saved the game with his late score. What did Luiz do for a red card?

Luiz fouled Abraham after Mustafi let him waltz into the box 

Youths looked good

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Mari is official, Soares soon to follow. Beefing up that left side of the defense. I like it. 

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