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Thailand is going to have to literally murder an American to have a penalty called. First one was. Second one definitely was.

Just now, TrashMaster G said:

Baby Horse?  Really?

She'll always be Baby Horse to me.

Ok... they celebrated the fourth goal. I lose. 

1 minute ago, JNip said:

Ok... they celebrated the fourth goal. I lose. 

they celebrated the fifth as well.

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LMFAO It was 3-0. I see that we scored a fourth, and fifth on these comments. 

Just check - 7-0. Holy shit. 

how was the keeper allowed to handle the ball there?

(not that we need any more help....)

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she's?*

Edited by ztejas

Just now, Huckleberry said:

So I take it the state of Asian women's soccer is, uh, not good?

Japan is good. The Good Korea is good. China is decent. The rest...not so much.

2 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Japan is good. The Good Korea is good. China is decent. The rest...not so much.

Yeah, meant the depth of course. Looked at their qualification run and it was pretty bad. They made it to the World Cup by beating Palestine, Taiwan, the Philippines, and Jordan. Played two decent teams, lost 4-0 to China and actually took Australia to penalties.

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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

how was the keeper allowed to handle the ball there?

(not that we need any more help....)

Their response right now to all calls for US:

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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

 They made it to the World Cup by beating Palestine, Taiwan, the Philippines, and Jordan.

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Yeah, I think even our men's team could have made the World Cup if that's what it took. Maybe.

(too soon?)

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, I think even our men's team could have made the World Cup if that's what it took. Maybe.

(too soon?)

You'd like to think so.  But you just don't know...

1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

You'd like to think so.  But you just don't know...

I meant if they had to play those women's teams. Does that change the calculus?

Just kidding guys, I'm sure our men's team will reach the mountaintop someday.

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4 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Yeah, I think even our men's team could have made the World Cup if that's what it took. Maybe.

(too soon?)

Dude please, USMNT would fucking crush the Palestinian women's team. 

Or wait were you talking about those countries men's teams? Because I'm less confident if that's the scenario. 

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I meant if they had to play those women's teams. Does that change the calculus?

Just kidding guys, I'm sure our men's team will reach the mountaintop someday.

Not in my lifetime.

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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

I meant if they had to play those women's teams. Does that change the calculus?

Just kidding guys, I'm sure our men's team will reach the mountaintop someday.

God dammit you stole my joke off of your own post. Well done sir. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

God dammit you stole my joke off of your own post. Well done sir. 

The real joke is the USMNT.

Wait, what?

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1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

The real joke is the USMNT.

Wait, what?

Less USMNT talk, more baby horse swimsuit pics 

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1 hour ago, JNip said:

Every time I see USA soccer, I feel like they are robots. Their next move is exactly what they have to do next. Not saying that it's bad of course, I just wish that there was a player who would do a bunch of awesome things. Obviously, 11 players synchronized to the beat of the same song isn't the bad. Haha

There was just a play where Alex Morgan grabbed the ball around the pk spot with her back against the goal and with just one defender behind her. When she received the ball, she dropped it to the teammate she was facing instead of creating her own space to shoot. She could've easily beaten the defender but chose to pass instead.

Just an observation.

She finally did it.

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Is a hat trick and two braces good? Asking for a friend. 

I feel bad for their keeper. They're getting blitzed 8-0 but she's actually not as bad as you'd think from that scoreline.

6 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

We've been stuck on seven for a while now.  What happened?  Did we pull all the starters?

Well unfortunately for Thailand teams are only allowed 3 substitutions so the starters have to play 

1 minute ago, Ichabod said:

Well unfortunately for Thailand teams are only allowed 3 substitutions so the starters have to play 

True, but if our subs went all out for a full match the score wouldn't be much different.

1 minute ago, Ichabod said:

Well unfortunately for Thailand teams are only allowed 3 substitutions so the starters have to play 

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Any more and I'm going to have to Google "eleven in Spanish".

I've lost some respect towards Rapinoe for that celebration. 

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