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At least the ref woke up to Holland's consistent fouling. Calling it even for the last half hour or so.

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2 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Do they realize the objective is to put the ball in the net?

Apparently all these girls prefer playing with balls over putting it in the box.

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Love me some Van De Donk

 

                 Oh Yeah....


 

How does one get a job rubbing the cramps on the Sweden team. Asking for me 

So the Dutch then?

 

 

If Sweden loses, I volunteer to console #9

It would be pretty damn comical if the Dutch women won the WC before the men.

3 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

It would be pretty damn comical if the Dutch women won the WC before the men.

The Dutch men.  Can’t stand those fucks.

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8 minutes ago, pops said:

If Sweden loses, I volunteer to console #9

I'll console the whole team. We can have a consoling session. I'll even bring the red wine. 

The substitution of Van Den Sanden seemed to have enlivened the damn dirty Dutch.

2 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Love me some Van De Donk

More like Ba Donka Donk.  amirite?

 

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

The substitution of Van Den Sanden seemed to have enlivened the damn dirty Dutch.

She’s the women’s De Jong. Demolition Man will fuck some shit up. 

2 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

More like BaDonkaDonk.  amirite?

 

Guess I need to download Instagram. 

If the US comes out aggressive they're going to demolish the Dutch. These two teams should be in the semifinals. It's going to take a massive fuck up for the US to lose Sunday.

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1 minute ago, ATLLonghorn said:

If the US comes out aggressive they're going to demolish the Dutch. These two teams should be in the semifinals. It's going to take a massive fuck up for the US to lose Sunday.

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it could get ugly.  we should score at least 4.

If the US comes out aggressive they're going to demolish the Dutch. These two teams should be in the semifinals. It's going to take a massive fuck up for the US to lose Sunday.

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Go rewatch the 2011 final. This Dutch team is better than Japan, and the US is worse than in 2011. The US should win 2-0 or 3-1 but Holland has a couple of women who can change the game.
Just now, Drew said:

Concussion?

No just Europeans

Just now, shnsajax said:

 

 


Go rewatch the 2011 final. This Dutch team is better than Japan, and the US is worse than in 2011. The US should win 2-0 or 3-1 but Holland has a couple of women who can change the game.

 

I think the Defense is worse than 2011 overall...but No, this team is not worse than 2011.  I think it's a better passing, and more talented roster.  I remember 2011 being a bunch of set pieces and long ball kicks/run and go get them...

Just now, Drew said:

Concussion?

I think that ball hit her on the off button. She looked unconscious when she hit the ground

LIGHT THE TOWER ORANGE!

 

 

Oh... uhh... 



Go rewatch the 2011 final. This Dutch team is better than Japan, and the US is worse than in 2011. The US should win 2-0 or 3-1 but Holland has a couple of women who can change the game.
An all time choke job from the USWNT in 2011. That's what it would take for the US to lose to the Dutch. Miedema is a beast, Martens is good if she's healthy, otherwise there isn't a player on that team that would start on the USWNT

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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

I think that ball hit her on the off button. She looked unconscious when she hit the ground

Impossible, women have no off button.  But if you could invent one, you'd become a very wealthy man...

 

Always hated the dutchaustin powers GIF

1 minute ago, Drew said:

I think the Defense is worse than 2011 overall...but No, this team is not worse than 2011.  I think it's a better passing, and more talented roster.  I remember 2011 being a bunch of set pieces and long ball kicks/run and go get them...

The roster is deeper but the top tier talent is not better. Last four US goals have been headers of a cross and penalties. Now the US isn’t playing up to potential either but they haven’t since group play.

Are headers off crosses not real goals or something? Actually one of the things I noticed about today's match was that both these teams suck ass at crossing the ball into a dangerous spot in the box. There were a shit ton of crosses played way too high, way too low, etc.

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

The roster is deeper but the top tier talent is not better. Last four US goals have been headers of a cross and penalties. Now the US isn’t playing up to potential either but they haven’t since group play.

I'd also say the competition is a bit stiffer as well.  It's 8 years later, the World hasn't caught up, but it's much closer.  I'd put the top tier as pretty close and the depth of the current team putting this team over the top.

2 minutes ago, Drew said:

I'd also say the competition is a bit stiffer as well.  It's 8 years later, the World hasn't caught up, but it's much closer.  I'd put the top tier as pretty close and the depth of the current team putting this team over the top.

I completely agree. Holland has three strikers that are legit and can clean up a back line fuckup. I don’t think it happens, but if Holland takes the lead then all bets are off. 

Scheib auf die Hollander. 

Are we just supposed to pretend that the Netherlands don’t hold the honor of being the only Western Euro nation easier To conquer than France? 

As Rapinoe once said, Fuck the Doomed.  

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It’s pretty lame the final is Lyon and not Paris.

France was being proactive, they knew they’d get far but why setup a scenario where you’d lose to a foreign power on the soil of your most prominent city?   

Fuck the Doomed. 

13 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

“A ball contacted her on the left cheek.” Stretcher coming.

 

10 minutes ago, Drew said:

Concussion?

I think that when dehydrated, the brain also shrinks a bit and that increases the sloshing around in the skull that results in a concussion. That girl didn’t appear to be carrying an excessive amount of fluids in her body and perhaps she couldn’t handle the slosh!

*I’m not a doctor, but I did stay at an AirBnB last night. 

Are headers off crosses not real goals or something? Actually one of the things I noticed about today's match was that both these teams suck ass at crossing the ball into a dangerous spot in the box. There were a shit ton of crosses played way too high, way too low, etc.
Which was atypical for the Dutch because one of their best weapons is Spitse crossing to Miedema in the box. It's how they scored one of the goals vs Italy.

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