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20 minutes ago, luke duke said:

 


How does one marinade with mesquite?

metal turkey pan, mesquite liquid smoke, french dressing, cut it in half, shit eating grin. 

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Haven't posted in here in a bit. Been busy cooking like crazy during the pandemic and expanding my skill set. Read the Noma book on fermentation so made some kraut and kimchi. Working on black garlic and looking to dive into vinegars and garum. 

But I was gifted some pork trotters at the farmers market so had to make some tonkotsu ramen. Luckily I had most everything required for it in stock to go all in on it. 

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See hand saw? Yeah, 4 of these legs had to be cut up. My jerking arm is still sore. But anyways, boiled these for 20 hours with garlic, mushrooms, leeks, ginger, onion, chicken bones, some pork belly until the broth was thick and milky (heh). 

Didn't have noodles so decided to make some. Never made pasta but thought I'd give it a shot. 

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They actually turned out better than expected and ready to make more for stir frys. 

I had some more pork belly so made pork chashu

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Marinated some eggs in the left over chashu liquid, threw some mushrooms, kimchi, green onion, garlic, and bok choy and came out with this:

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Overall very happy with it. 

Other shit I've made lately:

Cheeze-its, cause why the fuck not? 

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Jerk chicken with coconut rice and black beans

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Pork, sage, and broccoli rabe pasta

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Pork tenderloin wrapped in ham and stuffed with kale, pecans, garlic and rosemary

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8 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Haven't posted in here in a bit. Been busy cooking like crazy during the pandemic and expanding my skill set. Read the Noma book on fermentation so made some kraut and kimchi. Working on black garlic and looking to dive into vinegars and garum. 

But I was gifted some pork trotters at the farmers market so had to make some tonkotsu ramen. Luckily I had most everything required for it in stock to go all in on it. 

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See hand saw? Yeah, 4 of these legs had to be cut up. My jerking arm is still sore. But anyways, boiled these for 20 hours with garlic, mushrooms, leeks, ginger, onion, chicken bones, some pork belly until the broth was thick and milky (heh). 

Didn't have noodles so decided to make some. Never made pasta but thought I'd give it a shot. 

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They actually turned out better than expected and ready to make more for stir frys. 

I had some more pork belly so made pork chasu

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Marinated some eggs in the left over chasu liquid, threw some mushrooms, kimchi, green onion, garlic, and bok choy and came out with this:

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Overall very happy with it. 

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Out-fucking-standing work. Did I say Fuck? Cuz FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

1 hour ago, luke duke said:

 


How does one marinade with mesquite?

 

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My kids will eat anything marinated in this stuff, so it’s used frequently for chicken/pork. I’m sure it’s low brow for some, but it works for them. I used their Montreal Steak Seasoning on the cauliflower just for the record.

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1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Out-fucking-standing work. Did I say Fuck? Cuz FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I’m just here to drop another FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. All of that looks incredible 

Mushroom ravioli in brown butter and sage topped with a filet because why not? 

 

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damn.  i would kill for a week of mini ham sandwiches on King's Hawaiian from the leftover holiday ham.  and then the beans and rice from the hambone.  props.

Made a ham myself at Easter. And I’m not ashamed to say that the hambone beans later this week are my favorite part of the whole deal.

Best thing about leftover ham is making a beer cheddar ham potato soup with chives and a dipping bread

19 hours ago, hornbri said:

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Fried Catfish, Homemade Hushpuppies, and some salad. 

Broken filet?  Unacceptable.  Come on, hornbri...get your shit together.

On 4/12/2020 at 1:10 AM, NateHitch said:

This thread is a constant reminder that I need to up my game

This thread is starting to make me think we need a separate thread for different categories.  Love everyone's work, but with all of us cooking (and documenting) more than ever right now, its gettin cluttered up in the bitch.  I mean, at least the Italian category could have its own thread.  Italian Shit I've Cooked Lately?  Anyone...anyone?

I got two fully cooked vacuum sealed chickens thawing out in the refrigerator, got the from a local BBQ place a while back that was selling their extras in the evening cheap.  I want to use the sous vide to reheat them but I am unsure what temp to use.  I hear 140 a lot around here, but is that too high?

17 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Haven't posted in here in a bit. Been busy cooking like crazy during the pandemic and expanding my skill set. Read the Noma book on fermentation so made some kraut and kimchi. Working on black garlic and looking to dive into vinegars and garum. 

But I was gifted some pork trotters at the farmers market so had to make some tonkotsu ramen. Luckily I had most everything required for it in stock to go all in on it. 

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See hand saw? Yeah, 4 of these legs had to be cut up. My jerking arm is still sore. But anyways, boiled these for 20 hours with garlic, mushrooms, leeks, ginger, onion, chicken bones, some pork belly until the broth was thick and milky (heh). 

Didn't have noodles so decided to make some. Never made pasta but thought I'd give it a shot. 

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They actually turned out better than expected and ready to make more for stir frys. 

I had some more pork belly so made pork chashu

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Marinated some eggs in the left over chashu liquid, threw some mushrooms, kimchi, green onion, garlic, and bok choy and came out with this:

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Overall very happy with it. 

Other shit I've made lately:

Cheeze-its, cause why the fuck not? 

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Jerk chicken with coconut rice and black beans

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Pork, sage, and broccoli rabe pasta

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Pork tenderloin wrapped in ham and stuffed with kale, pecans, garlic and rosemary

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Kneel before Zod.

I got two fully cooked vacuum sealed chickens thawing out in the refrigerator, got the from a local BBQ place a while back that was selling their extras in the evening cheap.  I want to use the sous vide to reheat them but I am unsure what temp to use.  I hear 140 a lot around here, but is that too high?


Keep it under 150 and you should be fine.
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Check Out This Fucking Sandwich:

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homemade Guinness braised corned beef, turkey, spicy kraut, swiss, dressing

On 4/13/2020 at 9:52 PM, SmokeyTheBear said:

Haven't posted in here in a bit. Been busy cooking like crazy during the pandemic and expanding my skill set. Read the Noma book on fermentation so made some kraut and kimchi. Working on black garlic and looking to dive into vinegars and garum. 

But I was gifted some pork trotters at the farmers market so had to make some tonkotsu ramen. Luckily I had most everything required for it in stock to go all in on it. 

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See hand saw? Yeah, 4 of these legs had to be cut up. My jerking arm is still sore. But anyways, boiled these for 20 hours with garlic, mushrooms, leeks, ginger, onion, chicken bones, some pork belly until the broth was thick and milky (heh). 

Didn't have noodles so decided to make some. Never made pasta but thought I'd give it a shot. 

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They actually turned out better than expected and ready to make more for stir frys. 

I had some more pork belly so made pork chashu

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Marinated some eggs in the left over chashu liquid, threw some mushrooms, kimchi, green onion, garlic, and bok choy and came out with this:

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Overall very happy with it. 

Other shit I've made lately:

Cheeze-its, cause why the fuck not? 

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Jerk chicken with coconut rice and black beans

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Pork, sage, and broccoli rabe pasta

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Pork tenderloin wrapped in ham and stuffed with kale, pecans, garlic and rosemary

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New leader in the clubhouse right there.  Very, very nicely done!

7 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Check Out This Fucking Sandwich:

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homemade Guinness braised corned beef, turkey, spicy kraut, swiss, dressing

I don’t know why but for some reason, “check out this fucking sandwich” coming from you, with that pic, in this context, made me lmfao.  Either the corona is getting to me or it’s getting to you...or both.

On 4/13/2020 at 8:52 PM, SmokeyTheBear said:

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Overall very happy with it.

 

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Did you let them sit in buttermilk beforehand? I always make a mixture of buttermilk and seasoning (salt, pepper, garlic powder and cayenne) and let them sit overnight but I'm not sure if it does anything significant, just do it because that's the way I was taught

Doesn’t chik fil a use pickle juice to brine?
9 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

Check Out This Fucking Sandwich:

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homemade Guinness braised corned beef, turkey, spicy kraut, swiss, dressing

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5 minutes ago, Bevo VIII said:

Doesn’t chik fil a use pickle juice to brine?

Indeed. Believe someone around here has posted a pretty good copycat recipe before, but there are plenty available. 

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keema with peas and fresh mint; parantha

*damn, must have chipped the bowl in the dishwasher :(

21 hours ago, Bevo VIII said:


Doesn’t chik fil a use pickle juice to brine?

it's actually MSG

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Chicken (boneless, skinless chicken breast meat nuggets, salt, monosodium glutamate, sugar, spices, paprika, enriched bleached flour [with malted barley flour, niacin, iron, thiamine mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid], sugar, salt, monosodium glutamate, nonfat milk, leavening [baking soda, sodium aluminum phosphate, monocalcium phosphate], spice, soybean oil, color [paprika], pasteurized nonfat milk, pasteurized egg, fully refined peanut oil [with dimethylpolysiloxane {an anti-foam agent} added]).

 

Check Out This Fucking Club Sandwich:

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Side of jalapeño ranch.  Should have doubled the meat and cheese...lil too bready.  Not bad though.  Nice to have something a little different.  Struggling to come up with more than just leftovers for lunch right now.

Don’t see many BLCs posted around here. The rare bread/lettuce/cheese. 

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Good looking bread sandwich. 

 

1 hour ago, ss13 said:

Don’t see many BLCs posted around here. The rare bread/lettuce/cheese. 

Well...your mom...blc...bread...sandwi...

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Had a burger craving so made some jalapeño juicy Lucy burgers on the grill, with smoked Gouda and sharp cheddar. I’ve found a light sprinkling of crushed ritz crackers helps hold the cheese juice inside.  They were pretty tasty.

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Keep getting emails from Doris Metropolitan. Their bread service is amazing and they sent one out a few days ago for fresh challah. Couldn’t resist, so made some nutella stuffed Challah French toast (and some non-stuffed ones too for balance). Turned out absolutely amazing and the kids loved it.
 

stuffed ones are double thickness and in foreground. Nonstuffed smaller thickness and in background 

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Pop and i made 15 lbs of boudin today.

Looks awesome. I wish I had the Nick’s recipe, and I’d probably make it by the ton.
4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

That looks fantastic.  In my area of town there is a shortage of decent bread for French toast. 

Looks like @Fat Bastard got it all.  I mean, username checking out and all.


Looks awesome. I wish I had the Nick’s recipe, and I’d probably make it by the ton.

Papere (grandpa) and Mr. Nicotre were good friends; Mr. Nicotre always said Papere’s boudin was the best he ever had, and Papere would say the same thing of Mr. Nicotre’s.

this is my Papere’s recipe...and it’s damn good if i do say so myself. i’m pretty fucking happy with this batch...a true taste of home living in CenTex.
14 minutes ago, Kyrie Eleison said:


Papere (grandpa) and Mr. Nicotre were good friends; Mr. Nicotre always said Papere’s boudin was the best he ever had, and Papere would say the same thing of Mr. Nicotre’s.

this is my Papere’s recipe...and it’s damn good if i do say so myself. i’m pretty fucking happy with this batch...a true taste of home living in CenTex.

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8 lb pork roast
2 lbs poring or calf liver...here’s where i deviate: i use chicken liver instead of pig of calf.
3 large sweet yellow onion, chopped
4 bunches green onion, chopped
6 large cloves of garlic, minced
salt
Chachere’s or your Cajun seasoning of choice
black pepper
white pepper
Cayenne pepper
8-10 cups of cooked long grain rice
1/2 lb of casings

cut the pork roast up in chunks, boil until barely done. after that, add the chicken livers, yellow onions and 3 bunches of green onions to the same water and boil until done.

reserve the water.

grind the meat and liver with the onions together, not too fine as you don’t want a paste but neither too coarse as you still have to stuff it.

Put grind in large roaster, place back on stove top, and add the remaining green onions and parsley and rice all the while seasoning to taste and adding the liquid your reserved until it’s the right consistency. as far as what’s the right consistency, you’ll have to figure that out on your own...not too wet but not too dry either. it really is a “feel” thing.

let cool to room temp and then get your ass busy stuffing that mix into casings. when finished, put the boudin in a pot of barely simmering salted water....about 180 sets...for 20 mins. after that, you’re done.

you’re welcome.
Very nice. Rough approximations of seasons quantity?

swear to god, to taste.

of course cook your rice in saltwater, but everything else is seasoning free until it’s time to mix. so add, check consistency, taste, add, taste, check consistency, etc. all the rice and meat will gradually soak up the seasoning as you mix, so you’ll have to do it repeatedly.

you can always add but you can’t take away once added.... which you all well-know.
Very nice. Rough approximations of seasons quantity?

swear to god, to taste.

of course cook your rice in saltwater, but everything else is seasoning free until it’s time to mix. so add, check consistency, taste, add, taste, check consistency, etc. all the rice and meat will gradually soak up the seasoning as you mix, so you’ll have to do it repeatedly.

you can always add but you can’t take away once added.... which you all well-know.

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Simple black eyed peas with some leftover Franklin BBQ (ribs, brisket, and sausage).

1 hour ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

swear to god, to taste.

God damnit man I need something more quantitative than that. 

God damnit man I need something more quantitative than that. 

you’ve got a palate....that’s all you need.

gotdamn scientists...

Pop and i made 15 lbs of boudin today.


Why are you hogging all the glory? Post some pics of your old man too.

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Flank steak tonight, with hericot verts and loaded potato with hatch/brown sugar bacon.

10 hours ago, Party_Taco said:

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Flank steak tonight, with hericot verts and loaded potato with hatch/brown sugar bacon.

Man, that’s a lot of raw onion.  What up with all the raw onion?

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Simple black eyed peas with some leftover Franklin BBQ (ribs, brisket, and sausage).

And then made some brisket, egg, and cheese tacos this morning.

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