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19 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ur mom was in the last couple shoots also, still want them?

Objection, nonresponsive!

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Jalapeño cheeseburger and fries. 

 

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If someone is relegated to using catsup, does the amount even matter?  It’s like saying someone is “too much” aggy. 

6 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

If someone is relegated to using catsup, does the amount even matter?  It’s like saying someone is “too much” aggy. 

i laughed at the aggy comment.  that said, but:

a. while i am a mayo with fries guy, ketchup is absolutely acceptable with fries

b. who the hell spells it "catsup"

At least I didn't put that shit on the burger. 

Decided to try out the rotisserie attachment on the grill my kids bought me. 6lb chicken tested the limits of the motor.  Not great pics but fuck it tasted good.  Next up al pastor.  

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1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

If someone is relegated to using catsup, does the amount even matter?  It’s like saying someone is “too much” aggy. 

 

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2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

i laughed at the aggy comment.  that said, but:

a. while i am a mayo with fries guy, ketchup is absolutely acceptable with fries

b. who the hell spells it "catsup"

Here are the things in/on which I feel ketchup is acceptable:

-Fried potato products

-Meatloaf glaze

-Base of a bbq sauce

-Sloppy Joe sauce

I'm struggling to come up with more. 

 


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Why can’t any of you shitheads tuck the wings on your chicken? Am I the only one here with any sense of common decency?
22 minutes ago, irishtexan said:

Here are the things in/on which I feel ketchup is acceptable:

-Fried potato products

-Meatloaf glaze

-Base of a bbq sauce

-Sloppy Joe sauce

I'm struggling to come up with more. 

 

Onion rings. 

On 6/2/2020 at 8:08 PM, Deej said:

Jalapeño cheeseburger and fries. 

 

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Insparado. 
 

Smash burger. Grilled Serrano and onion. 
 

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got to be top five burger by me. Bun sucked but didn’t matter

1 hour ago, irishtexan said:

Here are the things in/on which I feel ketchup is acceptable:

-Fried potato products

-Meatloaf glaze

-Base of a bbq sauce

-Sloppy Joe sauce

I'm struggling to come up with more. 

 

cocktail sauce

10 hours ago, irishtexan said:

Here are the things in/on which I feel ketchup is acceptable:

-Whatever the fuck you think it tastes good on

I'm struggling to come up with why anyone gives a fuck.

Fifm

11 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Onion rings. 

Incorrect. Mustard for onion rings. 

11 hours ago, luke duke said:

 


Why can’t any of you shitheads tuck the wings on your chicken? Am I the only one here with any sense of common decency?

 

There was an attempt.  At first they were tied and tucked under the spit.  But being an amateur I didn’t tighten the screws enough, so after about 20 minutes the forks slid apart.  Metal was so hot I said fuck it and just pushed it back together and let the freedom wings fly.

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10 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

Incorrect. Mustard for onion rings. 

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16 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

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very nice. 

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Enchiladas tonight.

Cheese:

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Chicken:

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Beef (and beef):

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14 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Enchiladas tonight.

Cheese:

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Chicken:

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Beef (and beef):

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Bro...I need that recipe.

4 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Bro...I need that recipe.

Taco meat, Velveeta shreds mexican cheese, corn tortillas, enchilada sauce (or much much better, make a batch of tex mex gravy, e.g. https://www.homesicktexan.com/2007/01/essence-of-tex-mex.html

Soften tortillas by lightly cooking with oil in a skillet. 

Pour some enchilada sauce or gravy in the bottom of the pan.

Stuff softened tortilla generously with cheese, roll, and place seam down until pan is filled.

Pour some enchilada sauce/gravy over the top, making sure to spread sauce all over the enchiladas so no bare areas are present.

Cover generously with cheese, top with some taco meat.

Beef variation: When rolling tortilla, place a small amount of cheese down, then taco meat on top and roll.  Ran out of the velveeta so had to use some regular kraft mexican, you can see how it is kinda stringy and oily in spots where it separates, compared to the processed cheese. I had a bunch of left over taco meat so I put that on top but it was overkill.  

Chicken variation: rotisserie chicken meat picked and chopped, heat some green sauce, mix chicken with green sauce. Roll, cover with green echilada sauce and monterey jack cheese.  This batch was also topped with a cilantro lime crema which took them to 11.  Probably some of the best chicken echiladas I've made. HEB fucked up the curbside order, so we had to use plain kraft mexican shredded cheese and didnt have any mj.  

 

The cheese filled have the right balance of cheese, meat and tortilla.  Wife wanted a variety, so I did the beef filling, but honestly would just prefer to have two trays of cheese. But you know how it is.  Undefeated.

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19 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Enchiladas tonight.

Cheese:

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Chicken:

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Beef (and beef):

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You feeding a platoon?

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Did a green shakshuka with yellow onion, a green cubanelle, a jalapeño, garlic, shaved Brussels sprouts, roasted tomatillos, fried corn tortilla strips, cumin, paprika, queso fresco, and eggs, with avocado and Cilantro and more fried tortilla strips on top. Slammed. f08f680416df9d33ba0f4e717a9ffdf4.jpg

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I made some Brazilian Moqueca (fish stew) and wife made some Jalapeño Cheese bread

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21 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

I made some Brazilian Moqueca (fish stew) and wife made some Jalapeño Cheese bread

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bread recipe please.

On 6/6/2020 at 11:29 AM, irishtexan said:

Did a green shakshuka with yellow onion, a green cubanelle, a jalapeño, garlic, shaved Brussels sprouts, roasted tomatillos, fried corn tortilla strips, cumin, paprika, queso fresco, and eggs, with avocado and Cilantro and more fried tortilla strips on top. Slammed. f08f680416df9d33ba0f4e717a9ffdf4.jpg

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Couldn't get shakshuka out of my mind after this post, so made some for breakfast this morning. Used some left over enchilada sauce as the base.  Turned out OK, but could have used more sauce. And overcooked the egg yolks a bit.

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On 6/5/2020 at 3:13 PM, Anastasis said:

Taco meat, Velveeta shreds mexican cheese, corn tortillas, enchilada sauce (or much much better, make a batch of tex mex gravy, e.g. https://www.homesicktexan.com/2007/01/essence-of-tex-mex.html

Soften tortillas by lightly cooking with oil in a skillet. 

Pour some enchilada sauce or gravy in the bottom of the pan.

Stuff softened tortilla generously with cheese, roll, and place seam down until pan is filled.

Pour some enchilada sauce/gravy over the top, making sure to spread sauce all over the enchiladas so no bare areas are present.

Cover generously with cheese, top with some taco meat.

Beef variation: When rolling tortilla, place a small amount of cheese down, then taco meat on top and roll.  Ran out of the velveeta so had to use some regular kraft mexican, you can see how it is kinda stringy and oily in spots where it separates, compared to the processed cheese. I had a bunch of left over taco meat so I put that on top but it was overkill.  

Chicken variation: rotisserie chicken meat picked and chopped, heat some green sauce, mix chicken with green sauce. Roll, cover with green echilada sauce and monterey jack cheese.  This batch was also topped with a cilantro lime crema which took them to 11.  Probably some of the best chicken echiladas I've made. HEB fucked up the curbside order, so we had to use plain kraft mexican shredded cheese and didnt have any mj.  

 

The cheese filled have the right balance of cheese, meat and tortilla.  Wife wanted a variety, so I did the beef filling, but honestly would just prefer to have two trays of cheese. But you know how it is.  Undefeated.

Whenever we smoke or bake a chicken now, we cook an extra one for enchiladas the next night along with the requisite extra one for chicken salad. Reheat the chicken with diced onions and then we stir in some black beans before filling the tortillas. Rest of the recipe is the same sans crema. Kids destroy them which is surprising as I don’t think they would ever order enchiladas at a restaraunt.

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Picked this prime boneless ribeye up at costco earlier in the week.  Cut off a few steaks for the freezer, and cooked the rest. Did not suck. That last one is an end cut. 

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^^

Damn, I just ate but I seem to be hungry again.

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Fried mojarra, potato twister fries, beans, rice, and salad topped with salsa valentina.

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On 6/6/2020 at 2:20 PM, Neonmoon said:

I made some Brazilian Moqueca (fish stew) and wife made some Jalapeño Cheese bread

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Were you able to find palm oil in store anywhere or did you get it online?

X-posting from the homemade pizza thread, because they were that good.  Breakfast pizzas...

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Sopapillas my son and I made. Injected with melted cookie butter and honey. Trying to trade Fortnite time into something useful.

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Somebody posted Huli Chicken a couple weeks ago. I looked up a recipe on Delish and it was a big hit with the family. Damn tasty.


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Puerco guisado with chorizo refried beans and flour tortillas.

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Fuck this was spicy AF. First time making it. Nearly killed everyone in the house attempting to toast chiles de arbol.

On 6/7/2020 at 8:44 PM, dad said:

Fried mojarra, potato twister fries, beans, rice, and salad topped with salsa valentina.

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Why'd you leave the head on that Carp?

Why'd you leave the head on that Carp?

That’s how its traditionally done. Google image fried mojarra meal and you’ll see the gist. My mom got all emo saying it reminded her of “dia de campo” back home lol.
 
Couldn't get shakshuka out of my mind after this post, so made some for breakfast this morning. Used some left over enchilada sauce as the base.  Turned out OK, but could have used more sauce. And overcooked the egg yolks a bit.
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Damn this looks good.
On 6/7/2020 at 10:40 PM, Hank_Hill said:

Were you able to find palm oil in store anywhere or did you get it online?

I don’t remember either recipe calling for palm oil but if they did, we substituted canola for high heat cooking

On 6/3/2020 at 9:00 PM, ChickenSandwich said:

Insparado. 
 

Smash burger. Grilled Serrano and onion. 
 

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got to be top five burger by me. Bun sucked but didn’t matter

I suddenly have a huge erection....damn that looks good.

Bacon wrapped scallops with a side of bacon. 

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On 6/8/2020 at 1:30 PM, dad said:

Sopapillas my son and I made. Injected with melted cookie butter and honey. Trying to trade Fortnite time into something useful.

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"Raise the flag!"

5 minutes ago, b_p said:

Bacon wrapped scallops with a side of bacon. 
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needs a side of scallops on the side of bacon. 

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