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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I’m making this right now. My kitchen smells like a garlic factory. My simmer looks to be getting closer to 45 minutes to reduce most of the water, but the pork is looking great. This Luddite doesn’t know how to post pics.

So?  What’s the verdict?

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Dammnnn. That looks fantastic.
10 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

So?  What’s the verdict?

Very good, but pork didn’t get as crispy as I would’ve liked. Will definitely make again.

Next time add more oil at the end and fry a little linger.  Mine got crisp in about 5 110 min.

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1 hour ago, NateHitch said:

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What’s the recipe, please?  I have one in the freezer.

Been drinking all day and was making the recipe up as I went so bear with me as I try to piece it together.

Made a brine that was 1/4 cup brown sugar, 1/4 cup salt, 1 tbsp each fennel seed, anise, five spice and chile flake. Brined overnight.

Rubbed with salt and pepper and smoked it for 2 hours at 250-275 and then let cool for a bit, wrapped in foil and put in fridge to cool completely.

Shredded some carrots, red onion and sliced some Serranos thinly and pickled them for a few hours. Sugar, salt, white vinegar and water.

Wife did the buns, I wasn't paying attention but they kicked ass.

Sliced the pork belly, seared under high heat with olive oil and then reduced heat. Added five spice, maybe 2 tbsp brown sugar, soy sauce, garlic, enough water to just cover it and a sprig of cinnamon and let it simmer and reduce for maybe 45 min.

For the spread it was 1/4 cup peanut butter, 1/4 cup hoisin, 2 tbsp chili paste, 1 tbsp sesame seed oil and a teaspoon or two of soy and fish sauce.

I used parsley, would have preferred cilantro but wife hates it. Cucumber would have been great too but we didn't have any. Shit was good though, would do again.

I put cumin in too after I seared the pork belly, maybe a tsp

 

And put the peanut sauce on the top byn and the pork sauce reduction on the bottom bun

 

Next time add more oil at the end and fry a little linger.  Mine got crisp in about 5 110 min.
3 and a half days seems a bit long
On 8/1/2020 at 4:08 PM, Armybrat said:

Son requested a giant chocolate chip cookie from HEB for his birthday this week. 
Since we are not going into HEB during the Covid crap even though it is open, Mrs. Brat decided to bake it herself.

Anyway today she baked an 11” diameter “practice” cookie today for me, but with chopped pecans instead of chocolate chips. She will trim son’s up with some chocolate icing..

 

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You’ll need something to dunk that in ...

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6 hours ago, elfenix said:
12 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:
Next time add more oil at the end and fry a little linger.  Mine got crisp in about 5 110 min.

3 and a half days seems a bit long

That’s what I get for typing a response on a phone without my glasses while walking the dog.  Let’s go with “longer” and “5-10 minutes”.

On 8/1/2020 at 10:45 AM, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

This is what I used from saveur.com.  Just mix ingredients together and let it sit all day in the fridge.  Didn’t use fresh oregano however.   It’s pretty much what I marinated the pork in for 5 hours.

  • 14 cup fresh orange juice
  • 14 cup fresh lime juice
  • 14 cup olive oil
  • 1 tsp. kosher salt
  • 12 tsp. finely chopped fresh oregano
  • 14 tsp. ground cumin
  • 18 tsp. dried oregano
  • 12 cloves garlic, minced

Instead of orange and lemon juice get a bottle of seville orange (bitter orange) if you want it authentic.  Nothing like using seville oranges in a Cuban dish.  Also great for use in lechon asado which is a Cuban roast pork dish.

Did biscuits and gravy gravy this morning.
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Is this the before or after picture?
13 hours ago, FartingMonk said:

The Blackstone griddle is a game changer

Getting mine in a week or two. Can't wait.

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Roasted chicken breast with Aleppo sauce and chili purée- Straight [emoji91]

20 hours ago, CenTXpony said:

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Smoked a turkey breast.

that's a continent. where's Madigascar?

that's a continent. where's Madigascar?

It’s a South American Turkey

Lol you right. Mi scusi

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Ignore the plating, please.

Found some snake river filets at the store tonight so went steau au poivre,  creamed corn with hatch chilies and Brussels. Slammed and whatnot. 20200807_200227.thumb.jpg.78ed2633279e522634076e7840cae5fa.jpg

Not sure I’ve ever seem turkey breast that looked that good. Kudos

Homemade chicken shawarma (sous vide) but the star of the show is homemade toum. This may be the best condiment ever. It's definitely going on a BLT tomorrow

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Similar ingredients with unique results:

 

1) Steak and onions on baguette with avocado, fried egg and seaside cheddar

 

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2) Nduja spread on baguette with fried egg and seaside cheddar

 

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Took some days off to hang out with my younger son who turned 5 yesterday. Spoiled brat asked for a two tiered Paw Patrol cake. Inside is a moist chocolate cake with Nutella buttercream frosting. Fuck fondant.

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Got my nuts snipped this morning. Kept frozen hatch peppers on my junk all day. Since they thawed out I made some Hatch quesadillas and margaritas. Pre-made couscous for the side. CM hatch salsa.e4c89c80cb0ffc4c8c9e465ffebb2353.jpgad2995ca6c300f3941f382dfa9951531.jpge4fc12506d524f5e653b9f7e41ede2a8.jpg

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49 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Got my nuts snipped this morning. Kept frozen hatch peppers on my junk all day. Since they thawed out I made some Hatch quesadillas and margaritas. Pre-made couscous for the side. CM hatch salsa.e4c89c80cb0ffc4c8c9e465ffebb2353.jpgad2995ca6c300f3941f382dfa9951531.jpge4fc12506d524f5e653b9f7e41ede2a8.jpg

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Did your doc give you the xanax?  I only took half on the way in and saved the other half for the recovery effort that evening. 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

Did your doc give you the xanax?  I only took half on the way in and saved the other half for the recovery effort that evening. 

Nope. All he gave me was a weird stare and a grin.

2 minutes ago, Errestaurants said:

Nope. All he gave me was a weird stare and a grin.

Well that sucks.  My guy complimented the size of my ballsack.  I felt that quite the compliment coming from a urologist. 

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Well that sucks.  My guy complimented the size of my ballsack.  I felt that quite the compliment coming from a urologist. 

 

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3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Well that sucks.  My guy complimented the size of my ballsack.  I felt that quite the compliment coming from a urologist. 

Funny, my fairly attractive female dentist complimented how big my tongue is last time I was there.  I mean, I know I have a big tongue, but she sees a lot of them so I must be in like the 1% to warrant her mentioning it.

33 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Funny, my fairly attractive female dentist complimented how big my tongue is last time I was there.  I mean, I know I have a big tongue, but she sees a lot of them so I must be in like the 1% to warrant her mentioning it.

Dude, she wants you to lick the cooter.

44 minutes ago, dad said:

Dude, she wants you to lick the cooter.

gee, thanks dad. 

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1 hour ago, Landomatic said:

Funny, my fairly attractive female dentist complimented how big my tongue is last time I was there.  I mean, I know I have a big tongue, but she sees a lot of them so I must be in like the 1% to warrant her mentioning it.

You should’ve followed through.  I’ve seen a six minute video clip about how it would’ve ended if you did.

Took some days off to hang out with my younger son who turned 5 yesterday. Spoiled brat asked for a two tiered Paw Patrol cake. Inside is a moist chocolate cake with Nutella buttercream frosting. Fuck fondant.

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On 8/10/2020 at 10:13 PM, elfenix said:

Homemade chicken shawarma (sous vide) but the star of the show is homemade toum. This may be the best condiment ever. It's definitely going on a BLT tomorrow

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Friends got engaged last night, so we made dinner for them. 3 prime cowboy ribeyes from Creekstone Farm. The friends whose house we were at have a traeger, so I smoked them at 225 until they got to temp. Then I seared them over my charcoal chimney on a grate. They were some of the best steaks I’ve ever had. Will do the chimney method again.

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I know it’s a million degrees outside, but my daughter said she wanted to help me make chili. So here we go.

 

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I know it’s a million degrees outside, but my daughter said she wanted to help me make chili. So here we go.
 
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South Austin you have to combine all that stuff in a pot or some other kind of cooking vessel. You can’t just leave it out and call it chili.
4 minutes ago, Gardner Barnes said:

South Austin you have to combine all that stuff in a pot or some other kind of cooking vessel. You can’t just leave it out and call it chili.

 

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I know it’s a million degrees outside, but my daughter said she wanted to help me make chili. So here we go.

 

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Hook 'em was for "no tomato products involved."  Enjoy.

2 minutes ago, DalTxHornFan said:

Hook 'em was for "no tomato products involved."  Enjoy.

Respect.

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