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Not what I expected . . . hubby is probably not happy about it:

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11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Not what I expected . . . hubby is probably not happy about it:

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She can expect a few(dozen) frend requests from Surly members. 

spirit filled church.

splooge filled parishioner.

3 minutes ago, Deej said:

At least it wasn't a little boy.

no shit.  how is this anything but good news.  a priest banging a grown woman should be celebrated the world over. 

8 minutes ago, futureman said:

no shit.  how is this anything but good news.  a priest banging a grown woman should be celebrated the world over. 

Guy might be granted sainthood for banging a grown woman.

Nevermind, Catholic church all about pedophilia.  

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Just now, Deej said:

Guy might be granted sainthood for banging a grown woman.

And a pretty hot one at that.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

And a pretty hot one at that.

That'll get him excommunicated. 

1 minute ago, Deej said:

That'll get him excommunicated. 

Yeah right, how silly of me.....

How do you get a nun pregnant?

 

 

 

Dress her up as an altar boy.

She’s in her 50s, the priest was counseling her husband about their marital problems, and this is their apartment.  Whole lot of Catholic guilt in that apartment  

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3 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s in her 50s, the priest was counseling her husband about their marital problems, and this is their apartment.  Whole lot of Catholic guilt in that apartment  

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That doesn't look like the same woman, and if she's in her fifties it's 59 1/2, and really late 60's

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That doesn't look like the same woman, and if she's in her fifties it's 59 1/2, and really late 60's

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

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The other pic looks like a woman at least 10 yrs younger than in this pic.  I can't fapp to the woman in this pic.... no sir.

4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

That doesn't look like the same woman, and if she's in her fifties it's 59 1/2, and really late 60's

But she has the ass of a 12 year old boy.

6 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

 I can't fapp to the woman in this pic.... no sir.

Whoa, whoa, whoa... Man that’s just the stress talkin’. 

I’d hit that, either picture. Catholic Guilt Snatch !!!!!

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The bigger story here is that a priest was poking an adult female and not an altar boy.

 

progress !!!!!

Edited by tx 3 putt

Yeah, that doesn't look very similar.  A mutual friend sent me the link to her FB page, and that photo I posted is 3 years old, so . . . 3 years of aging + no makeup + ???

At any rate, kudos to the priest for getting distracted by a grown woman.  "Priest" has to be the most pimpin' job next to, well, pimpin'.

I think I know what their marital problem was. She's a priest banger. Probably not her first run around the rosary, just got caught and turned it upside down. $5 says there's a crucifix with a thin film of vaginal fluid in that house. 

3 hours ago, TexArcher said:

How do you get a nun pregnant?

 

Dress her up as an altar boy.

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2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

$5 says there's a crucifix with a thin film of vaginal fluid in that house. 

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3 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I think I know what their marital problem was. She's a priest banger. Probably not her first run around the rosary, just got caught and turned it upside down. $5 says there's a crucifix with a thin film of vaginal fluid in that house. 

Different set of anal beads 

If the confessional is rockin’ don’t come a knockin’!

Or, “ you don’t have to put on the red light!”

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15 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Not the same woman. Eye color. Facial structure. 

Agreed.

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

How do you get a nun pregnant?

 

 

 

Dress her up as an altar boy.

Substitute priest taking confession wants to know what has been the standard number of Hail Marys given.  Sees an alter boy.

”Psst.  Hey.  What’s Father O’Reilly give for a blow job and anal sex?”

”Two snickers and a coke.”

 

Looks like ol' Steel Shank's not the only one banging on hot MILFs in Htown on the reg.

14 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

The other pic looks like a woman at least 10 yrs younger than in this pic.  I can't fapp to the woman in this pic.... no sir.

You, sir, lack commitment.

Lol, couldn't of happened to a nicer guy.  George Pontikes is grade A asshole.  I don't know another GC who has been sued more than that guy.  

Edited by RollLeft

12 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Are there really people who find Jim Carey funny?

WTH you got against JC?

Just now, Asithappens said:

Damn. 

A Catholic priest having sex with a woman. 

What's the world coming to?

The end times ??

22 hours ago, Deej said:

That'll get him excommunicated. 

Doesn't matter...had sex.

22 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

She’s in her 50s, the priest was counseling her husband about their marital problems, and this is their apartment.  Whole lot of Catholic guilt in that apartment  

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That. Is.     Fantastic.

 

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48 minutes ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he fucked the hell out of her. 

Now that's what I call a right proper exorcism.

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Now that's what I call a right properexorcism sexorcism. 

 

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he fucked the hell out of her. 

I actually laughed.  Damn, I'm easy.  Like she is.

8 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he fucked the hell out of her. 

Hit it with the fist of god !

A woman with that much catholic guilt has got to feel she is extra doomed having corrupted a priest. 

10 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

WTH you got against JC?

He’s an angry Jerry Lewis.

And he’s Canadian. 

9 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he fucked the hell out of her. 

filled her with the holy spirit.

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