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Watched it last night and was underwhelmed. The podcast isn't as funny as it used to be as well.

 

 

Latest special was good, but doesn’t crack his top 4 for me. 

1. You People Are All The Same

2. Let It Go

3. Im sorry you feel that way 

4. Walk Your Way Out 

5. Paper Tiger 

4 hours ago, Continental Op said:

The podcast isn't as funny as it used to be as well.

 

 

It's turned into Bill googles an obscure topic after a stream of conscience rant followed by taking 10 minutes to get through that day's copy.

I still listen though.

5 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Watched it last night and was underwhelmed. The podcast isn't as funny as it used to be as well.

 

 

I agree with that.  I didn't miss an episode from November of 2015 through probably May of this year.

Bill, I don't care if you drink or not.  You're not an alcoholic.  I don't care what you eat.  You were never overweight.  You're clearly not an idiot, stop telling me how dumb you are.  Overall, I appreciate that he isn't full of himself, but sometimes he takes it to the point of the smoking hot chick who has to tell everyone that she's a fat piece of shit.

I still catch it regularly, but I'm not religious about it (like I once was).  It still has its moments, and as long as his stand up stays this good and F is Family keeps up it's high standards, knock yourself out Billy Red Nuts.

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Codename: Appendix made me do a spit take.

She didn't say it like that!

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  • 9 months later...

Anybody watching the new season of F is for Family?  I don't think I've ever watched anything that managed to be simultaneously incredibly depressing and hilarious like this season has.  

13 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

Anybody watching the new season of F is for Family?  I don't think I've ever watched anything that managed to be simultaneously incredibly depressing and hilarious like this season has.  

Haven’t seen it but you clearly have never watched BoJack. 

9 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Anybody watching the new season of F is for Family?  I don't think I've ever watched anything that managed to be simultaneously incredibly depressing and hilarious like this season has.  

I watched it and it was hilarious as always. 

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I heard he's taking some backlash for the monologue. It's Bill Fucking Burr, what did you expect?

Looked up the backlash.  Seems like it's mostly white women getting mad that he called them out for hijacking the woke movement after standing by oppressive white men for centuries.

So they go on Twitter to draw as much attention to themselves as they can, because of course they do.

Well if you know white women, then you know why he caught shit. “How dare he call us bitches.”

14 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Well if you know white women, then you know why he caught shit. “How dare he call us bitches.”

A few of the racist ones are probably pissed that he married a black woman as well.

Burr is getting into that echelon that Carlin and Chappelle are in where he doesn't give a fuck because he knows he's right. 

And it's making him rich to boot.

If half the world hates you but will keep your name constantly in front of the other half that likes you, you can make a shitload of money in comedy.  He knows exactly what he's doing.

His SNL monologue was great.  If you are offended he nailed it, it is Bill Burr.

He killed it. I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud at a SNL monologue. 

That monologue was hilarious- and good for him for plowing through the material even if the studio audience wasn’t on board

42 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

That monologue was hilarious- and good for him for plowing through the material even if the studio audience wasn’t on board

They were hoping to hear more about how he hopes the president dies.

43 minutes ago, ztejas said:

They were hoping to hear more about how he hopes the president dies.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

It wasn't offensive, and I don't really disagree with most of his sentiments, but I didn't find it particularly funny.

"Sit down next to me and take your talkin' to" was so hilariously condescending and dismissive and powerful. I can see how people got stabbed in the guts by this guy.

"You rolled around in the blood money" was so good

 

41 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

"You rolled around in the blood money" was so good

as a middle-aged upper middle class white woman, i laughed. that was the funniest part!

and i immediately thought of Carmela Soprano 🤣

he wasn't nearly as 'edgy' as Louis CK's monologue. people just can't take a joke. 

"And when you got caught with a black dude you said it wasn't consensual."

Bill Burr goes hard in the paint.

12 minutes ago, mchookem said:

 

as a middle-aged upper middle class white woman, i laughed. that was the funniest part!

and i immediately thought of Carmela Soprano 🤣

he wasn't nearly as 'edgy' as Louis CK's monologue. people just can't take a joke. 

Carmela Soprano is a wonderful analogy.  Instead of nearly 400 years of watching white women be complicit in one of the greatest crimes against humanity...you can just think of Carmela.  She's a convenient 25 year marriage to Tony example of how she's fine with what her husband does, including abuse/take advantage of other women.  But she gets "woke" at the end of the series when it suits her. 

It wasn't Bill's most bent-over hilarity.....but it was so fucking on point and I love how he kept going with it like prostate exam, "Moan if you want to, it's for your own good to see this thru."  

24 minutes ago, Lobo said:

 

It wasn't Bill's most bent-over hilarity.....but it was so fucking on point and I love how he kept going with it like prostate exam, "Moan if you want to, it's for your own good to see this thru."  

Agreed it wasn't his best work but he knew where he was and what he was doing and said let's fucking go there. Which is why it was so perfect. He knew what he was doing and the reaction is exactly why he did it. 

He has been remarkably consistent and true to who he is over the years. He’s the right kind of unapologetic. I agree he’s edging towards uncancellable.

And yeah the Sam Adams sketch was great.

I love the blurred out writing on his arm cast.  It was a nice touch.  And how he uses it to slam open the bottled beer that was clearly not part of the free tasting.  He did great in the monologue and the recorded stuff.  He wasn't bad in the live sketches, he just kinda has his own rhythm that doesn't always flow well with others.  

I don't always agree with him...

 

But I most certainly am entertained.

 

He is funny AF...and honest to a T.

Haven't listened to this week's Monday Morning Podcast yet but I'd bet there's some form of the phrase "Oh no!  What are they going to do?  Stop allowing me to tell dick jokes in strip mall comedy clubs?" in there.  He went past the point of "don't give a fuck" a long time ago. 

9 hours ago, Continental Op said:

Haven't listened to this week's Monday Morning Podcast yet but I'd bet there's some form of the phrase "Oh no!  What are they going to do?  Stop allowing me to tell dick jokes in strip mall comedy clubs?" in there.  He went past the point of "don't give a fuck" a long time ago. 

Same, I am waiting to listen to it.  I expect it to be gold.

Why, just because his whole set is rape and dead baby jokes?  (I love Jeselnik, btw)

How does one go about listening to this Monday Morning Podcast?  Can you stream it online?  Or do I need to download the actual podcast?  

He made SNL relevant again, if only for a week, which is a remarkable achievement.  That said, his current sets are a few steps below his peak.  

4 hours ago, alincoln said:

He made SNL relevant again, if only for a week, which is a remarkable achievement.  That said, his current sets are a few steps below his peak.  

He did get married and had a daughter.

It's that, or all of his energy is being focused on things like F is for Family, and being diluted by him putting out a regular podcast.  

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

Why, just because his whole set is rape and dead baby jokes?  (I love Jeselnik, btw)

Jeselnik appears to be all-in on doing NFL-related stuff these days, unfortunately,.

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The ones getting upset should probably avoid Jeselnik.

That's part of the ride for both of them.  They both give society a nice roasting in their routines.  We deserve it.  It's also great to laugh at it.

22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

all of his energy is being focused on things like F is for Family

If F is for Family is all of his energy he a low voltage mofo. What is it 8 episodes every 2-3 years?

Kicking myself for not recording it this weekend.  Glad to watch the monolog.  I guess I'll pick up a sketch or two on the youtube.

On 10/12/2020 at 6:09 AM, RPM said:

I heard he's taking some backlash for the monologue. It's Bill Fucking Burr, what did you expect?

I'm sure the SNL cast and crew were thrilled with it.

“New York City is back baby!!!” Ole Ricky had to take one in the chops.

that’s me every year when we Texas Football wins the first week against the cupcake.

This was pretty good too. Even though their cast fucking sucks and he has to carry the whole thing.

 

You mean to tell me the same man that said this offended white women?!?!?!

 

Jeselnik appears to be all-in on doing NFL-related stuff these days, unfortunately,.

He has discussed the NFL for a total of maybe 2 minutes so far, after 4 one hour episodes of his podcast.

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