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#8
1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

*you're 

 

Also, what's a Justin beiber? 

if you had an internet connection, you could google it!

#9
2 hours ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

*you're 

 

Also, what's a Justin beiber? 

A cross between a dingleberry and a shart.

#11
5 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is there any background info on why Bieber is challenging a man twice his age to a fight?  

 

Well you see, Justin Bieber is this complete douche bag of a...

#14
16 minutes ago, Parliament said:
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:
Is there any background info on why Bieber is challenging a man twice his age to a fight?  
 

Drugs

Yeah, a double dose of Midol.

#15

Bieber is going to wake up later this afternoon from last night's coke and booze fueled bender and wonder why his twitter is blowing up. 

"I challenged who to a what??" 

#16
2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Well you see, Justin Bieber is this complete douche bag of a...

To be fair, so is Tom Cruise.

I'd be pulling for meteor strike if this face-off actually took place.

#17
On 6/10/2019 at 10:21 AM, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Please let this happen without anyone telling JB that Cruise still does his own stunts at 55 years old.

...and was a pretty good H.S. wrestler from what I've heard.

Knowing the way Cruise does things, he'd destroy the Bieb, but what's the upside? And why the fuck did Justine challenge him in the first place other than being a little bitch screaming"Look at me!"

#18
17 minutes ago, wood said:

And why the fuck did Justine challenge him in the first place other than being a little bitch screaming"Look at me!"

He picked Cruise because Cruise is famous, and at 56 years old Bieber assumed he would not take him up on it.  He's not going to do this to someone younger or more likely to accept.

#19
1 minute ago, ABSR said:

He picked Cruise because Cruise is famous, and at 56 years old Bieber assumed he would not take him up on it.  He's not going to do this to someone younger or more likely to accept.

Yeah I realize Cruise has no reason to even acknowledge this shit, but I soooo wish he would. I'd actually pay to see a 56 yo man destroy the Bieb.

#20
Yeah I realize Cruise has no reason to even acknowledge this shit, but I soooo wish he would. I'd actually pay to see a 56 yo man destroy the Bieb.

Fuck it, I am calling out Don Ameche and Bruce Lee. I’ll beat both their asses.
#21

bieber's dad was an ex mma fighter.  not sure if he was ever any good.  i guess bieber thinks mma is a genetic trait passed on from generation to generation.

#25
11 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

It's just like this

except it isn't

Axl was the clear favorite back in the day.  Not sure about presently:

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#26
On 6/10/2019 at 12:59 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Is there any background info on why Bieber is challenging a man twice his age to a fight?  

 

I'm going with the theory that Bieber has some sort of deal coming out in the next month or two that hasn't been announced yet, and threw some idiotic thing out on the social medias to get a shit ton of free advertising/awareness.  

 

Or he was just coked/boozed up pretty heavily and watching Mission Impossible 2

Edited by Trey3216

#28

is is lose/lose for both.

tom's dilemma: great tom, you beat up beiber, or great tom, you got beat up by beiber.

bieber's dilemma: great assfuck, you beat up a 50 yr old dude, or great assmunch, you got your ass beat up by a 50 year old dude.

#29

In the spirit of challenging someone 30 years older to a fight:

- I would like to challenge Bob Goalby (1968 Masters champion) to a round of golf followed by a round of MMA

 

And someone 30 years older who I would not challenge

- Buzz Aldrin, he seems like he's in good shape and pretty feisty

 

Sorry @Armybrat, I don't think you can find any qualifiers for this as they would have to be, what 330 year old?

#31
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Armybrat’s only potential fight partners are all vampires, which hardly seems fair. 

True, because we know vampires can actually die.

#35

It's gotta be disappointing that the entire world assumes that in a fight with a 55 year old actor who is 5'3", you'd get your ass handed to you.

#36
7 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Sorry @Armybrat, I don't think you can find any qualifiers for this as they would have to be, what 330 year old?

Joe Louis is 137 years old

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

It's gotta be disappointing that the entire world assumes that in a fight with a 55 year old actor who is 5'3", you'd get your ass handed to you.

I'm ok living in that world.  Fuckin millennials.

#39
14 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I'm going with the theory that Bieber has some sort of deal coming out in the next month or two that hasn't been announced yet, and threw some idiotic thing out on the social medias to get a shit ton of free advertising/awareness.  

 

Or he was just coked/boozed up pretty heavily and watching Mission Impossible 2

Bieber was so coked/boozed up he wanted to challenge Ethan Hunt to a fight, but his coked/boozed up buddies talked him out of it and he settled for Tom Cruise instead.

#40
6 hours ago, Captain Obvious said:

Bieber was so coked/boozed up he wanted to challenge Ethan Hunt to a fight, but his coked/boozed up buddies talked him out of it and he settled for Tom Cruise instead.

Bieber was so coked/boozed up, watching MI2, and tells his publicist in his stupor, “Ahhhh wihhhh fight Daaahhhh Wooooos” 

 

publicist tupes Tom Cruise instead of John Woo.  

#42
On 6/11/2019 at 11:00 AM, wood said:

Yeah I realize Cruise has no reason to even acknowledge this shit, but I soooo wish he would. I'd actually pay to see a 56 yo man destroy the Bieb.

+1

Tom would destroy Biebs. He would train  fanatically for weeks, join a dojo to fight a ton of kids in their 20’s, hire a martial arts choreographer and just generally psyche himself into a ‘bloodsport-licking-broken-glass’ type of frenzy where he would rip biebs still beating heart out of his chest all while still smelling nice.

Then he would be polite, professional and have his Scientology body guards drive home home. 

#44
44 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Is there any way we can encourage this to happen? 

We could stand in a circle around them and yell "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

#46
3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

+1

Tom would destroy Biebs. He would train  fanatically for weeks, join a dojo to fight a ton of kids in their 20’s, hire a martial arts choreographer and just generally psyche himself into a ‘bloodsport-licking-broken-glass’ type of frenzy where he would rip biebs still beating heart out of his chest all while still smelling nice.

Then he would be polite, professional and have his Scientology body guards drive home home. 

Yep. 

Sadly, it's not gonna happen. The Bieb has backed down...

Justin Bieber backs down from Tom Cruise fight challenge, depriving us all of prime entertainment

https://news.avclub.com/justin-bieber-backs-down-from-tom-cruise-fight-challeng-1835483432

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