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2 minutes ago, LurkingHorn said:

Okay, so how does that address my point that in a committee setting both sides will probably act like juveniles? I didn't bring up Franken.

Doesn't matter I guess. I'll see myself out. 

Negged for bullshit.

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Just now, BrickHorn said:

You are right to condemn the Republicans for their party-over-country bullshit.  But I disagree that the Dems would behave the same way if Trump were a D.  They wouldn’t be leading the charge, maybe, but they wouldn’t be selling out logic, truth, and reason to defend him. 

That's fair. 

Just now, wildcat09 said:

Negged for bullshit.

Neg away. 

I can't listen to these two go back and forth.  Castor look so scattershot in his organization it's like he's winging every sentence.

She's horrible, he's horrible.  

Suddenly Sondland's testimony isn't trustworthy because he doesn't take notes.

2 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Because they really don't. This is what the GOP does (since about 2008). Democrats do other stuff. I'm not defending Democratic politicians. I'm saying they aren't alike.

That's fair and maybe I just don't watch enough of these hearings to know. Thank you for thoughtfully explaining your position. 

1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

Castor is a moron.

Clearly R's concept of a winning strategy is relinquishing all costs for defense while maximizing investment in volume of crime.  

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just able to turn it on for the first time today.

gop house atty questioning another gop house atty?

wtf am i watching?  and now it's a break.  perfect.

also, it's laughable that the republicans are bitching about people showing up to testify. fucking blatant hypocrisy and i guess that's totally normal.

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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

holy shit, collins is such a beating.

i've seen less monologuing from bond villains.

Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I stopped watching a couple of hours ago.  It's pointless.

for me, it's like a slow moving trainwreck. i continue to be astounded by republican behavior, though i suppose i should not be.

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"you have made joe mccarthy look like a piker."

and i'm out.

sensebrenner told goldman that he made mccarthy look like a piker. 

lulz. 

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

We need to stop all these shitty laws that I authored!

that was certainly a curious approach

I never thought panthers would eat my face, says face eating panther breeder.

Oh, Louie is on a roll.

PLEASE let Castor grill Goldman.  PLEASE.  Dear God, it would be early Christmas.

So what report was Louie referring to when he claims it calls out "treason"?
 

This needs to be fleshed out.  I highly doubt that word is in any of the relevant reports, and if not, Louie needs to be excoriated.  Fuck that guy.

I can barely keep up today - absolutely slammed at work - but I’d like y’all to imagine the absolute shenanigans that would have occurred if a woman had brought her work materials for a congressional hearing in A FUCKING RECYCLABLE GROCERY TOTE.

That’s all.

Politico article drink

"the only thing under the christmas tree for americans is a lump of coal, but the democrats are probably against that too?"

Did... Gaetz... just say he believes in climate change?

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hey, gaetz acknowledged climate change.

Just now, TXSG8R said:

Did... Gaetz... just say he believes in climate change?

yeah, and lower healthcare costs. that was some bizarre grandstanding, after he actually made a kind of valid point about goldman's regrettable tweets.

i love how the most partisan republicans are pretending to have the expectation that participants in this inquiry MUST ABSOLUTELY be apolitical in their personal lives. 

fuck these disingenuous fucks. you are defending a criminal.

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1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

i love how the most partisan republicans are pretending to have the expectation that participants in this inquiry MUST ABSOLUTELY be apolitical in their personal lives. 

fuck these disingenuous fucks. you are defending a criminal.

to say nothing of all the mentions of the balls the dems have to not have adam schiff (the #1 top good guy fact witness in history) testify, without a single mention of across-the-board stonewalling by this administration.

it wouldn't be hard to trap castor painting with a broad brush about people who have the facts having a responsibility to come forward.

I'm missing all of this today so I hope they'll have the report up later. I like to read over video because I recall it better and there's no talking heads.

Just skimming the last two pages, is it going okay? I have five days of work to cram into two so I hope I can keep up...

Wow Guy Reschenthaler is an utter moron. The true believers are somehow cringier to watch than the crooks.

42 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i love how the most partisan republicans are pretending to have the expectation that participants in this inquiry MUST ABSOLUTELY be apolitical in their personal lives. 

fuck these disingenuous fucks. you are defending a criminal.

my favorite part was the guy saying that we really need this to be non-partisan and that the framers didn't intend impeachment to be partisan, then he shows he's totally non-partisan by referring to the "democrat report"

Can we get some articles of impeachment already?!?   Wasn’t that the assignment from Aunt Nancy?

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Withheld 391 dollars in essential military assistance that I guess Ukraine needed for a payment on a midsize car?

5 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Withheld 391 dollars in essential military assistance that I guess Ukraine needed for a payment on a midsize car?

that outfits a whole battalion with surplus russian military gear. 

15 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Withheld 391 dollars in essential military assistance that I guess Ukraine needed for a payment on a midsize car?

You can have a good time with 391 dollars 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

You can have a good time with 391 dollars 

especially in the Ukraine, or so I hear. 

Woman on the left should have had a yellow sticky note on the table fast, with the words "million!!!  million dollars!!!!"

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I can barely keep up today - absolutely slammed at work - but I’d like y’all to imagine the absolute shenanigans that would have occurred if a woman had brought her work materials for a congressional hearing in A FUCKING RECYCLABLE GROCERY TOTE.

That’s all.

The D's would have praised her for the recycling. The R's would have been disappointed she didn't bring sandwiches.

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Pretty expensive for kerosene. 

Well, perhaps you didn't notice that it's "PREMIUM BRAND."  The finest the Kyiv airport has to offer.

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22 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Woman on the left should have had a yellow sticky note on the table fast, with the words "million!!!  million dollars!!!!"

the sitcom writer in me would prefer:

goldman - ...when he withheld $391 of assistance to the ukr-

(the clerk scurries up behind him and whispers into his ear)

goldman - million?  three-hundred ninety-one million?  god damn dude, this is a big deal.  fuck.

8 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the sitcom writer in me would prefer:

goldman - ...when he withheld $391 of assistance to the ukr-

(the clerk scurries up behind him and whispers into his ear)

goldman - million?  three-hundred ninety-one million?  god damn dude, this is a big deal.  fuck.

 

8 hours ago, J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. said:

The Republicans' lawyer has a Whole Foods bag with a message about recycling?  Dafuq?

Whole Foods is an Amazon company, bet Trump flipped his shit when he saw that.  He probably chewed out Gym Jordan.

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