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  • I voted for Trump/Against Hilary Clinton.   He should be impeached for: Extortion of a foreign government by withholding military assistance to an ally (and benefitting Russia) in exchange

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    Paul Wesley

    I'm a couple pages back in this fast-moving thread, but I wanted to respond to this.   I'm pretty close to you in demographics, and I was also a child who echoed his parents' pro-Reagan stance, a

  • Unreal. Biden’s son can take home $1m a year from a Ukrainian company he knows nothing about...but our president acts like the CEO of a company with leverage in cutting deals and this shit happens?

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Just now, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Did I just hear "it's a giant shit show" or "it's a giant Schiff show"? I'm guessing Schiff, because he laughed when the chair re-directed to him.

He almost slipped.

NBC news for some reason just cut to show republican trump lapdog Mark Meadows talking live at the house. Was really good timing because he just got started. You know what he was going to say.

Changed channel. 

ABC news promoting Trump rally in Michigan.

Change channel.

CBS news promoting Trump rally in Michigan.

Change channel.

Didn’t bother with Fox. I know what they’re pumping.

Liberal media? 

I don’t think so. 

Corporate media? 

No fucking doubt. 

Here comes rat face.

2 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Did I just hear "it's a giant shit show" or "it's a giant Schiff show"? I'm guessing Schiff, because he laughed when the chair re-directed to him.

From the CC:

THIS IMPEACHMENT IS RIPPING OUR COUNTRY IN HALF. IT'S FATALLY FLAWED ON A PROCESS, THE SUBSTANCE, THE INTENTIONS AND THE CONSEQUENCES. IT'S A TOTAL SCHIFF SHOW. I ENCOURAGE ALL OF MY COLLEAGUES TO VOTE NO.

How much time left before vote?

Whoa.  Schiff just had a mic drop moment.

Basically, something along the lines that when my colleagues had the opportunity to stand up to the unethical and improper conduct of their president they chose to attack those who brought it to their attention.

Edited by DDD Dad

Hey look, Gym does have a coat after all.

Someone finally got Gym into a jacket. 

2 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Schiff is just masterful at this. 

It's good that someone rose to the moment. Too bad our country is not. 

Gym's claim that when you drain the swamp, the swamp fights back in regards to the Democrats. I guess the irony is lost on him, that Trump has more people associated with his campaign either in jail or in the process of being charged. 

Oh hi Devin.

What the fuck is with Devin's fascination with nude pictures of Trump?

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

What the fuck is with Devin's fascination with nude pictures of Trump?

It's befuddering.

Just now, Ghost of LL said:

What the fuck is with Devin's fascination with nude pictures of Trump?

He likes small mushroom penis? He just puts off that vibe.

What the fuck is with Devin's fascination with nude pictures of Trump?

I’m listening on SiriusXM n the car, didn’t know who was speaking until I heard him mention the nude pictures of Trump.
Just now, sachick said:


I’m listening on SiriusXM n the car, didn’t know who was speaking until I heard him mention the nude pictures of Trump.

You're no SA chick.  Driving-and-posting is a puro Austin move.

You're no SA chick.  Driving-and-posting is a puro Austin move.

Actually live in Austin now. But I’m parked waiting for the kid to be done with his class.
1 minute ago, sachick said:


Actually live in Austin now. But I’m parked waiting for the kid to be done with his class.

sure thing cool story bro GIF by Captain Obvious

We collectively raise our middle fingers to this fucking asshole. What a joke the Republican Party has become. Decorum is dead. 

1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

We collectively raise our middle fingers to this fucking asshole. What a joke the Republican Party has become. Decorum is dead. 

Hey now, Gym put on a jacket tonight.

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When is this fucking thing gonna be over? The horse has been dead for hours now.

I'm not watching, someone fill me in on Schiff's mic drop and what made Aqua so hard

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm not watching, someone fill me in on Schiff's mic drop and what made Aqua so hard

I paraphrased above.  I assume Aqua is hard because he's hot for Liz Cheney.

So....Republicans throw Trump under the bus and they get Pence to replace him.  That means that 10 years from now, people like me might be willing to at least consider voting for a Republican again.  Instead, they blatantly and without any shame, lie.  Do they think they are going to be able to neutralize those of us who could be on the fence from election to election somehow, do they think there aren't going to be elections, or are they just so short sighted that they don't realize that there are 2-3 generations worth of people who will never, ever, vote for another Republican because of the bullshit mess they are making today?  I truly don't get it, unless like Hayden suggests up thread, all these motherfuckers getting paid, and they know Trump knows where the bodies are buried.

We collectively raise our middle fingers to this fucking asshole. What a joke the Republican Party has become. Decorum is dead. 
I heard that on the radio and was shocked to discover that Georgia had apparently elected an 8th grader. Imagine having days, weeks even, to come up with a 2 minute speech in the House of Reps and dropping that gem. Badass alert!
11 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

do they think there aren't going to be elections

My money is on this

Comments about the squad.  Right. He actually encouraged people to murder them on Twitter. Comments about Kap. He actually interfered in the operation of a private enterprise. 

Random shit about 600 new jobs. 

Interesting that Scalise never dares to talk about the substance of the impeachment articles. 

Just now, FondrenRoad said:

Comments about the squad.  Right. He actually encouraged people to murder them on Twitter. Comments about Kap. He actually interfered in the operation of a private enterprise. 

Random shit about 600 new jobs. 

Interesting that Scalise never dares to talk about the substance of the impeachment articles. 

This guy does not seem to have redeemed himself after his close brush with death.

This guy from Maryland is killing it.

Edited by Biff Tannen
and today I learned who Steny Hoyer is

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

This guy from Maryland is killing it.

He’s basically Nancy Pelosi in drag but that speech was lights out. 

I'd like to get a baseball-sized cactus and throw it into Doug Collins' face.

Who’s the retard from Georgia?

Guess what?

 

Collins and Jordan like to say that a lot.

1 minute ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Seriously, Doug Collins, a Congressman has no idea how the Impeachment process works.....


Or he's full of shit.

 

he was a better basketball coach 

It should be noted that Collins is such a fucking idiot that Kemp wouldn’t appoint him to the Senate despite Trump trying to strong arm that.

I discover new people to hate every day now. It's exhausting. I miss the days when I didn't feel the need to pay so much attention to this shit.

 
he was a better basketball coach 
If he was my coach, I'd say "slow the fuck down coach, take a breath when you speak"........and "I'm standing right here in front of you, no need to yell"


Finally, "this playbook you're running sucks"

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Seriously, Doug Collins, a Congressman has no idea how the Impeachment process works.....


Or he's full of shit.

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