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Christmas!  We're doing this just hours before Christmas!  It's a War on Christmas!

They're one step from calling liberals a bunch of godless Soviets.

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I’m ready for the Republicans to start speaking in tongues because that’s the next logical step here. 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I’m ready for the Republicans to start speaking in tongues because that’s the next logical step here. 

 

have to shake snakes for the full effect 

How long does this fuckstick get to talk?

derp.

Edited by DDD Dad

'Member when the Minority Leader opined that Donald Trump and Dana Rohrabacher were on the payroll of Vladimir Putin?

I 'member.

House members are starting to harumph a bit.  What are the odds of someone yelling out "You lie!" before the end of the evening?

holy fuck i dared to listen to 1 minute of this circus. fucking hell people are just the dumbest goddamn species on the planet. 

Y'all, I don't understand political strategy that well so excuse me if it is mega obvious. But why did they not go for bribery in the articles of impeachment?

Was it because that was not so completely provable since not all the witnesses and information was available now and they would have had to have waited for the courts? What about the obstruction in the Mueller report? Was that so they could make it super easy and to not confuse people? 

This is nauseating. Come on Senate, get rid of this fuck. 

4 minutes ago, staboner said:

holy fuck i dared to listen to 1 minute of this circus. fucking hell people are just the dumbest goddamn species on the planet. 

Right ahead of pandas. ;)

1 hour ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

I'm not watching, someone fill me in on Schiff's mic drop and what made Aqua so hard

Here's the mic drop I referenced, but he's been on fire all day.  There's a long segment where he quotes an eerily timely Hamilton quote, too.  I think Mother Jones has that on their Twitter feed.

 

3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Was that so they could make it super easy and to not confuse people? 

Yep.  They didn't want to put 10 things out there and then have one get knocked over, and then have the R's say "see, one was bad so the bunch must be bad too".

12 minutes ago, Xian said:

Any idea what time the actual vote is?

Now

10 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Y'all, I don't understand political strategy that well so excuse me if it is mega obvious. But why did they not go for bribery in the articles of impeachment?

Was it because that was not so completely provable since not all the witnesses and information was available now and they would have had to have waited for the courts? What about the obstruction in the Mueller report? Was that so they could make it super easy and to not confuse people? 

Yes

I confess that by not adding the obstruction stuff from Mueller, it gives the Republicans some right to beat them on the head about that but ultimately, it was probably the smart thing to do. It gives the republicans a good talking point but not a significant one.  

9 minutes ago, NAVY said:

Right ahead of pandas. ;)

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5 minutes ago, Xian said:

So far one Democrat voted no. Wonder who 

Van Drew is probably one of them

3 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I confess that by not adding the obstruction stuff from Mueller, it gives the Republicans some right to beat them on the head about that but ultimately, it was probably the smart thing to do. It gives the republicans a good talking point but not a significant one.  

There's still some options left to add that during the senate trial, who knows? 

 

Collin Peterson Dem-Minn. His district went Trump by 30+ points.

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Did 1 republican vote for by accident?

Who are these pussies not voting?  Both D and R.  Pick a side you fucking cowards.

Did 1 republican vote for by accident?


Independent Amash
Just now, Lurch said:

 


Independent Amash

 

He’s listed as an independent.

Oh shit, there is an R Yea

Just now, Lurch said:

Oh shit, there is an R Yea

Pressed the wrong button

LMFAO at one Republican accidentally doing the right thing, realizing it, and correcting himself.

Do your job cowards.  Vote.  You can't NV on Impeachment spineless jelly fish.

Wish it would have caused others to go, “Okay, I’m not the only one, NO!”

3 minutes ago, Pasken said:

Pressed the wrong button

 

3 minutes ago, Party_Taco said:

Ha and it’s gone...

 

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

LMFAO at one Republican accidentally doing the right thing, realizing it, and correcting himself.

God damn Rs are such fucking complete and absolute dipshits.  How do you possibly fuck that up?

Fuck Gabbard

Tulsi votes for the Soviets 

1 minute ago, Lurch said:

Fuck Gabbard

That’s who I assumed. Is there confirmation?

Tulsi Gabbard voted Present.  She needs to sit down and shut up and leave the Democratic Party. 

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