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5 minutes ago, sachick said:

Joaquin fucked it up, I think Julian would have done better.

Goddamnit. 

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  • Unreal. Biden’s son can take home $1m a year from a Ukrainian company he knows nothing about...but our president acts like the CEO of a company with leverage in cutting deals and this shit happens?

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2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Donald Trump

Ok Boomer

3 minutes ago, mdmost said:

He seems like a guy who just sits around shaking his head and thinking "see all this shit I have to put up with because of these Trump morons". 

Yeah.

He seems like he has no patience for the Republican arguement 

why is jordan shouting?

it's like the republicans have one speed: angry.

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obama!  drink!

Jim Jordan just weaving some fantasy and completely ignoring the Biden shit.

Why not. Let’s just make shit up.

Jordan, you have a mic, you don't have to yell.

"trump was just vetting zelensky!"

So, now we will hear testimony that Bolton, Pence, and others urged withholding from Ukraine until they became convinced he was committed to fighting corruption.

Sure, Gym.

Jordan is a not at all intimidating thinning hairline Doug Stamper from House of Cards. 

Just because you shout it, Jimbo, doesn't make it true. 

How do we know it’s not a ....... women whistleblower!

 

/mind blown gif

Jordan is repeating himself. And how does he not know who the whistle blower is but know he worked with Biden?

Jordan has just lost it.  He just needs to shout "WHERE WE GO ONE WE GO ALL"

Trump was just so gosh darn concerned about corruption. How in god's name do you say this out loud while keeping a straight face. 

 

welch just blew the roof off the gym

lulz, peter welch dropping the serious lulz.

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Just because you shout it, Jimbo, doesn't make it true. 

Unfortunately many American's are stupid and buy his story.

Oh, snap.  Welch just brutalized Gym Jordan in about 6 words.

"The American people see through the whole darn sham."

That's some strong gaslighting, it's what these slapdicks do best. 

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

How do we know it’s not a ....... women whistleblower!

 

/mind blown gif

 

Fuck. NPR just screwed up the punch line from Welch. What did he say?

Just now, DDD Dad said:

So, now we will hear testimony that Bolton, Pence, and others urged withholding from Ukraine until they became convinced he was committed to fighting corruption.

Sure, Gym.

What I want to hear is someone make the very important distinction:

The withholding of aid was not on the condition that Ukraine actually investigate Biden.

It was on the condition that Ukraine PUBLICLY ANNOUNCE that it was investigating Biden.

The action required was not "investigate" but rather "announce."  That pretty much sinks the bullshit ship of "Trump wanted to fight corruption."  I mean, nevermind that 1) Congress already found that Ukraine qualified for the aid, and 2) the Pentagon itself determined that Ukraine had cleared all necessary anti-corruption hurdles.  Bust these fuckers on their baldfaced lie.  Do it.

Republicans:  WE ARE FUCKING CLOWN SHOWS THAT BELIEVE IN CONSPIRACY THEORIES Q FOREVER!

Democrats: Ask reasonable questions, mention that Trump and the others refuse to defend themselves and answer the questions.

Just now, Dnaguy said:

Fuck. NPR just screwed up the punch line from Welch. What did he say?

"i'd like to say to my colleague that i would also very much like to have the person who started it all testify in front of the committee. mr. trump is welcome to come and sit right there."

many lulz in the room.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Oh, snap.  Welch just brutalized Gym Jordan in about 6 words.

Yeesh. That was as brutal of a counterpunch as I've ever seen in the House. 

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

Fuck. NPR just screwed up the punch line from Welch. What did he say?

i'd like to see the person who started this.  president trump is welcome come here and testify.

2 minutes ago, elfenix said:

welch just blew the roof off the gym

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2 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

"i'd like to say to my colleague that i would also very much like to have the person who started it all testify in front of the committee. mr. trump is welcome to come and sit right there."

many lulz in the room.

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Damn, #5 out of 800. That's impressive.

schiff is handling the republican chicanery fairly well, i reckon. some broad interrupting proceedings to add to the record something that has already been entered into the record. good job, good effort.

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

Fuck. NPR just screwed up the punch line from Welch. What did he say?

Paraphrasing, Gym Jordan was ranting about the whistleblower was the one who started all of this and he wouldn't be in here to testify, and then Welch follows up with "the person who started it all, Trump, is welcome to come in here and testify!"

Gives you a lump in your throat.  

God bless guys like this.  Makes you feel a sliver of shame for your own lack of contributions to the country. 

1 minute ago, sachick said:

Damn, #5 out of 800. That's impressive.

Know how I know he's true infantry?  He's most proudest of his Combat Infrantryman Badge.

Much respect to him for that.

I'm coming around to Maloney's line of questioning.  He's reinforcing Taylor's long military service and his chagrin that a Ukrainian Commander was (perhaps without understanding that aid had been upheld) was thankful for US support.  What a kick in the nuts.

only one time has taylor sent a cable directly to the secretary of state, when he sent one to pompeo.

this is kind of incredible.

live view of welch dunking on gym

 

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Good questioning by Maloney. 

If the starting lineup is correct, GOP questioning is done and we've got 3 Dems left. This explains why they keep wanting to add stuff to the record. 

Know how I know he's true infantry?  He's most proudest of his Combat Infrantryman Badge.
Much respect to him for that.

Yup. He’s most proud of Combat Infantryman Badge, and when prompted “oh yeah also a Bronze Star and some other valor medals or whatever I guess, NBD.”

It makes me proud to know there are men like this working for us, and should shame these clowns who are lucky enough to sit in his presence, let alone press him for answers.

i love this lady. i would not want to be on the other end of her ire.

apparently she was the first female chief of police in orlando.

i love that kent brought his own huge water container.

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