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Just now, Eastwood said:

Mr. Chairman, I would like to submit for the record the January 1996 issues of Highlights magazine, in pertinent part the picture find.

I'd like to invoke the rule of optional completeness, and also submit Goofus and Gallant from that issue.

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

For fuck's sake.  And no one but Kent and Taylor (and their attorneys) has to be there.  The GOP congresspeople and operatives are not hostages.  They're some of the most powerful people in the most powerful country on earth.  They chose their route.

kent did not want to answer that question about the call being perfect. 

lulz, republicans. "the whole inquiry being held behind closed doors is a sham!"

democrats hold public hearings.

"we should stop these public hearings, because we don't know who the whistleblower is!"

We also need to know about the cow Devin.  What about the cow??

1 minute ago, Horn Dog said:

We also need to know about the cow Devin.  What about the cow??

GOOD GOD SOMEONE NEEDS TO BRING THAT UP

nunes: the whistleblower is a democrat [sic] operative!

2 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

We also need to know about the cow Devin.  What about the cow??

 

FINALLY!!!!

Thank you, Mr. Chairman for pointing out that the White House released the aid only after they found out about the whistleblower complaint.

That's kind of important.

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Every time Nunez opens his mouth:

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Just now, David Dennison said:

FINALLY!!!!

Thank you, Mr. Chairman.

schiff just laid it all out there. remember when the republican rep asked what schiff knew and when he knew it?

he just fucking dunked on all yall. they found out the 9th of sept. less than 48 hours later, the white house released the aid for ukraine.

schiff going in on republican memes

i love that kent brought his own huge water container.
Did he bring his things in a Fjallraven backpack, too?
Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:
12 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:
i love that kent brought his own huge water container.

Did he bring his things in a Fjallraven backpack, too?

Dude, you see how snazzy his bowtie is. What do you think?

Ya.  About damn time they laid out that timeline.  Hopefully that closing gets played on repeat for the rest of the day.  That and Welch tea-bagging Jordan.

Schiff dunked on Jordan again at the end. 

the signs the republicans had made are laughable.

someone in the press pool just asked "Was Manafort framed?" whoever that was needs to be thrown out on their ass

We need a better quip than "inviting foreign interference".  It allows for easy disingenuous comparisons.  We need to workshop something along the lines of "President cannot secretly hijack U.S. funds and U.S. policy with foreign countries to give himself political advantage."

Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

someone in the press pool just asked "Was Manafort framed?" whoever that was needs to be thrown out on their ass

Lulz what an absolute dumb fucking derp. 

16 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i love that kent brought his own huge water container.

I'd have had to bring another container for the frequent pissing. My compliments to his bladder control.

 

Just now, RomaVicta said:

I'd have had to bring another container for the frequent pissing. My compliments to his bladder control.

 

Well if he drinks bourbon to forget, like some of us have to, then all that water is desperately needed to rehydrate. 

5 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

We need a better quip than "inviting foreign interference".  It allows for easy disingenuous comparisons.  We need to workshop something along the lines of "President cannot secretly hijack U.S. funds and U.S. policy with foreign countries to give himself political advantage."

"The President cannot steal taxpayer dollars to extort a foreign government into rigging his reelection."

5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I'd have had to bring another container for the frequent pissing. My compliments to his bladder control.

 

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This shit show cannot go on for months.  No one can take this beating.  I think the only hope is that people see what obvious hacks and dumbasses the Rs are and will vote against them purely for being idiots.

lulz. who is this elise stefanik?

one speed for republicans: ANGERRAGE

4 minutes ago, RPM said:

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15 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

Well if he drinks bourbon to forget, like some of us have to, then all that water is desperately needed to rehydrate. 

Hook this baby up to your arm, and you never have to move except for solid excretion.

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lulz, jim jordan with the freudian slip "our administration"

Jim Jordan looks like a penis with a hairpiece.

23 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

In sum:  too wonky.  Needles will stay unmoved.

This is our concern, Dude.

1 hour ago, sachick said:

I do too. So much smarter than any of these assholes.

Hardly any of these turds in Congress could have passed the foreign service exam.

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Trump elected President.  Republicans: "Trump was elected by the American people, therefore he can do whatever he wants."

Democrats elected to House majority.  Republicans: "STOP THE MADNESS!"

38 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Schiff dunked on Jordan again at the end. 

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1 minute ago, longhornmatt said:

I haven’t been able able to watch much of this, but Kent and Taylor both seemed very credible when I was watching.  As expected, the GOP Congressmen were absurd.   The Democratic Congressmen were generally good on their questions, except I saw a bit from Castro and Swalwell who were ineffective and douchey.

There have probably been worse examples from the GOP questioners, but my favorite highlight I saw was Stewart from Utah holding up the “transcript”, getting totally owned by Kent and Taylor, and then cutting them off to close with something that was essentially like “so you agree the transcript exonerates him, case closed.  Very well then.”  Just terrible.

i mean, the republicans cannot believe what they are claiming, or they are mentally deficient. they are not at all interested in the truth. this is not surprising in and of itself, i suppose - there are always going to be some zero sum partisan tomfoolery. but we have fewer john mccains and more jim jordans, and it's making the republicans completely cynical. jim jordan knows that trump fucked up. he's probably so angry because the cards he's been dealt are so fucking laughably terrible that he is forced into theater of the absurd.

of course, he could actually have some fucking principles and call out our president for blatant corruption. but the republicans are not wired that way. even the arguments and lies they are peddling are beyond absurd.

it's fucking maddening that they are arguing 2 + 2 = - 3. no sham, no sham, they are the sham

And the whole thing is about the call. Giulliani wasn't even on the call!

Obama only sent blankets that probably had small pox on 'em. 

Donald Trump is too stupid to speak Latin, so there could not have been a quid pro quo!

The witness wrote a sentence that I hope confuses you and leads you to believe this is a vicious Democrat conspiracy.

 

We need mass public hangings for the GOPs or for us should the GOPs pull this shit show off.

 

And the whole thing is about the call. Giulliani wasn't even on the call!

Obama only sent blankets that probably had small pox on 'em. 

Donald Trump is too stupid to speak Latin, so there could not have been a quid pro quo!

The witness wrote a sentence that I hope confuses you and leads you to believe this is a vicious Democrat conspiracy.

 

We need mass public hangings for the GOPs or for us should the GOPs pull this shit show off.

 

They've already pulled it off. The next few months are purely an exercise in futility. If there was any chance of anything but a purely party line vote in the Senate, Republicans like Graham wouldn't be acting so flippant and brash. This whole thing is purely an optics battle for about 8% of the country's hearts and minds.

 

Crap, I messed up again.  I always make typos.  I accidentally texted "ASS MEND" to 808-10.  Oops.

 

 

 

2 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Crap, I messed up again.  I always make typos.  I accidentally texted "ASS MEND" to 808-10.  Oops.

 

 

 

I was way off on the spelling:

Go fuck yourselves, you disgusting, obstructionist, sycophantic little puppets.

 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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These republican numbers...

But...he admitted it.  In the "transcript" HE RELEASED.

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