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Baier and Wallace on Fox News live basically agreeing with Schiff's witness tampering charge.

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10 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

This makes me sad. I’m no longer angry. I’m saddened by what our country has become. 

Well, stay sad until the new year, and get angry and work to throw every GOPer out.

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Also that's not what trolling is. 

but but, he's OWNING the libs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trump may not have been tampering with the live witness at that moment, but it was definitely intimidation that would obviously be conveyed at the break.  Furthermore, it is an attempt to intimidate all subsequent witnesses.

How does this go . . . "Ah, well.  Nonetheless."

17 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I want to fight him. 

Get in line.

I want to fight him. 

He’s hippy though- you’ve got to go hard on the ribs and liver with hippy guys starting right at the bell, because they can wear you out leaning on you and crowding your space.
3 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Get in line.

End of the line is over here ...

 

Is the length of this break for actual legislative work or all these people on the dais just giant pussies?

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


He’s hippy though- you’ve got to go hard on the ribs and liver with hippy guys starting right at the bell, because they can wear you out leaning on you and crowding your space.

Oh.....you think I'd fight him fair.  How adorable.

Little bitch would get a kick to the nuts and a 2x4 upside the head, then I'd piss on his unconscious body.  Which would still be more dignity and respect that he deserves -- I'm just too lazy to shit on him too.

 

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


He’s hippy though- you’ve got to go hard on the ribs and liver with hippy guys starting right at the bell, because they can wear you out leaning on you and crowding your space.

Listen, Mac.  Dodge his punch then counterpunch.

He has no chin so don't waste time on upper cuts. A hard right straight to the nose followed by a body shot. The bitch would crumble fast so a hard knee shot to the head and kick the fuck out of him when he is curled in a fetal position. The spurting nose blood should add to your blood lust...so enjoy.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Oh.....you think I'd fight him fair.  How adorable.

Little bitch would get a kick to the nuts and a 2x4 upside the head, then I'd piss on his unconscious body.  Which would still be more dignity and respect that he deserves -- I'm just too lazy to shit on him too.

 

Well, he'd have to have nuts, in order to hit them but, other than that, solid plan. 

6 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:


He’s hippy though- you’ve got to go hard on the ribs and liver with hippy guys starting right at the bell, because they can wear you out leaning on you and crowding your space.

To heck with that. I’m hitting him on the side of the knee on his weak side and after he falls like a tree I’m kicking him in his tiny balls. 

 

Y’all type way faster than me. But yeah, there wouldn’t be much left but body fluids when done.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Oh.....you think I'd fight him fair.  How adorable.

Little bitch would get a kick to the nuts and a 2x4 upside the head, then I'd piss on his unconscious body.  Which would still be more dignity and respect that he deserves -- I'm just too lazy to shit on him too.

 

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3 minutes ago, Yuk said:

Listen, Mac.  Dodge his punch then counterpunch.

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It would be awesome to see the look on his face when you hit him and he realizes no one is going to step in and save him. I remember that look from elementary school. When you stand up to the bully and punch him right in the face...the shock first, then the fear. It would be glorious. 

4 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Wonder if Sondland has seen the headlines - Stone guilty on all 5 counts.

Uh, the jury is still out?

EDIT:  now I see a couple of tweets but no news stories

Edited by jimmyjazz

Cross posting, Roger Stone was found guilty on all 7 counts.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

It would be awesome to see the look on his face when you hit him and he realizes no one is going to step in and save him. I remember that look from elementary school. When you stand up to the bully and punch him right in the face...the shock first, then the fear. It would be glorious. 

Best feeling in the world, or at least one of them.

I vividly remember turning and whaling on the middle school bully (athlete, much bigger than me -- I just whirled around on him and started beating his ass).  The best part was during first period that day, when the principal came and pulled me out of class (having heard of the fight that happened right before school started) -- she gets me in the hall and asks "so...what happened?"  "He just kept fucking with me."  Long pause.  "Ok, go back to class."

Fucker steered clear after that.  

The entire Trump clan needs to be popped in the fucking face, and hard.

3 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Cross posting, Roger Stone was found guilty on all 7 counts.

That was a quick trial.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Best feeling in the world, or at least one of them.

I vividly remember turning and whaling on the middle school bully (athlete, much bigger than me -- I just whirled around on him and started beating his ass).  The best part was during first period that day, when the principal came and pulled me out of class (having heard of the fight that happened right before school started) -- she gets me in the hall and asks "so...what happened?"  "He just kept fucking with me."  Long pause.  "Ok, go back to class."

Fucker steered clear after that.  

The entire Trump clan needs to be popped in the fucking face, and hard.

We all know tough brisket absolutely sucks.

But, Tough Brisket?  I like the dude.

37 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I want to fight him. 

You sure, bruh??

 

LOL the caller from Florida thinks everyone in the room serves the President, and the ambassador and the Democrats are "breaking their oaths".

Jesus.  Crack a textbook.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

LOL the caller from Florida thinks everyone in the room serves the President, and the ambassador and the Democrats are "breaking their oaths".

Jesus.  Crack a textbook.

Well that would imply they can read.

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

LOL the caller from Florida thinks everyone in the room serves the President, and the ambassador and the Democrats are "breaking their oaths".

Jesus.  Crack a textbook.

Members of fucking CONGRESS have actually said "I work for the president."

Idiocracy, dude.

8 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Cross posting, Roger Stone was found guilty on all 7 counts.

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12 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Wonder if Sondland has seen the headlines - Stone guilty on all 5 counts.

Witness intimidation! 

I don't know why you all want to fight Jr. dirty.  I'd gladly fight that idiot in a fair fight using standard boxing rules, mostly because I'm shorter than he is, probably have a significantly shorter reach, and look like I could be Jewish, so it'd be really funny and extraordinarily embarrassing for him when I still clown him.

Is it Tuesday? It feels like a Tuesday with all that has taken place today.

- Fmr. Ambassador to Ukraine Yovanovitch compelling testimony.

- The President live tweeting/intimidating Yovanovitch and being called out live by Rep Schiff during testimony.

- Roger Stone found guilty on all 7 counts.

What will the afternoon bring?

2 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Is it Tuesday? It feels like a Tuesday with all that has taken place today.

- Fmr. Ambassador to Ukraine Yovanovitch compelling testimony.

- The President live tweeting/intimidating Yovanovitch and being called out live by Rep Schiff during testimony.

- Roger Stone found guilty on all 7 counts.

What will the afternoon bring?

Thank you, working hard! 

I don't know why you all want to fight Jr. dirty.  I'd gladly fight that idiot in a fair fight using standard boxing rules, mostly because I'm shorter than he is, probably have a significantly shorter reach, and look like I could be Jewish, so it'd be really funny and extraordinarily embarrassing for him when I still clown him.

I don’t want to just clown them.

I want them all crushed to a point that they go the fuck away forever.

Gloves-off time, fuckers.
5 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Is it Tuesday? It feels like a Tuesday with all that has taken place today.

- Fmr. Ambassador to Ukraine Yovanovitch compelling testimony.

- The President live tweeting/intimidating Yovanovitch and being called out live by Rep Schiff during testimony.

- Roger Stone found guilty on all 7 counts.

What will the afternoon bring?

Bird eating and snow coffee?

20 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Best feeling in the world, or at least one of them.

I vividly remember turning and whaling on the middle school bully (athlete, much bigger than me -- I just whirled around on him and started beating his ass).  The best part was during first period that day, when the principal came and pulled me out of class (having heard of the fight that happened right before school started) -- she gets me in the hall and asks "so...what happened?"  "He just kept fucking with me."  Long pause.  "Ok, go back to class."

Fucker steered clear after that.  

The entire Trump clan needs to be popped in the fucking face, and hard.

 

Nunes... what a dick

When you watch this, remember:

Travis County GOP Chair Matt Mackowiak, who most recently has been building his personal brand by demonizing homeless people, is also personally a party to destroying this woman’s career and benefitting from it financially.

 

1 minute ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

What did that dickbag do this time? 

 

Does Gym own a tie in a color other than yellow?  He's like the Dwight Schrute of Congress.

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

When you watch this, remember:

Travis County GOP Chair Matt Mackowiak, who most recently has been building his personal brand by demonizing homeless people, is also personally a party to destroying this woman’s career and benefitting from it financially.

 

Got a link for this?

56 minutes ago, SizzleChest said:

Baier and Wallace on Fox News live basically agreeing with Schiff's witness tampering charge.

Baier's exact quote was "I have to agree that the president did in fact engage in witness tampering and, yes, my hair is basically a metallic swim cap that can be removed or applied at will."  

1 minute ago, Todd Gack said:

Does Gym own a tie in a color other than yellow?  He's like the Dwight Schrute of Congress.

Does he own a comb?

2 minutes ago, Todd Gack said:

Does Gym own a tie in a color other than yellow?  He's like the Dwight Schrute of Congress.

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2 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

 

So he's afraid to question her.  Lo fucking L.

It's somewhat amusing to see how many different ways these jokers are gonna come up with, "you didn't have direct knowledge of this..."

3 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Hot blonde behind Castor. 

With the MSNBC camera angle it's just Kent "Flounder" Dorfman behind Castor.  

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