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Actually, it's Tony Jones and Tony Gale talking today.  I guess they all just don't like Chelsea, because it's commentary like that every week.  Makes me like this scoreline even more.

Had a couple of late chances to add on, but I'll take a 3-0.

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Poop missed it, turning on the TV.

 

Apparently we are linked with Cavani.

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Well the winter transfer ended with a thud. I get that it’s hard to pry quality players mid-season but I figured there would be a veteran or two worth adding that could have evened out the consistency of our performance.

I remain wholly unimpressed with the effectiveness of our board.

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.....

Next Dest and ten Hag to Bayern, van de Beek to United or someone, Onana also to the EPL. It was a fun team to watch, but I can't blame Ajax for cashing in on over $350 million in young players. 

Someone needs to bring me up to speed on Ziyech

Someone needs to bring me up to speed on Ziyech
He good...26 years old...scored a bunch for ajax last year when they made CL semi's
He good...26 years old...scored a bunch for ajax last year when they made CL semi's


Great left foot, and if you can get him Tammy, and Pulisic up front together they will pose a lot of problems. He scored I think against every big opponent last season.



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Yikes.  Our lineup today . . . .
No joke
43 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

What happened to Batshuyi? He’s turned into the Belgian Morata. 

I guess barely playing for two years caused him to degrade from a somewhat decent second striker to absolute crap.  He's been awful today.

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He was never decent wearing Chelsea blue. He is selfish, clumsy and generally clueless.

If we could just play Tottenham all year, we'd be challenging Liverpool for the title.

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Hudson-Odoi has it
 


We need to quarantine Pulisic now I guess.

If Pulisic dies from Coronavirus it's going to be a Romeo and Juliet type situation for me boys 

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Hudson-Odoi has it

 

Oh, Christ.  Come on.

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

If Pulisic dies from Coronavirus it's going to be a Romeo and Juliet type situation for me boys 

You're highly unlikely to lose your boys to teen romantic tragedy. 

Pulisic is not the typical person to suffer much at all. (And if for some reason he does turn out to be an extreme case, Chel$e will make $ure that he gets proper attention.

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No fucking way. I won't believe it until he is on the pitch.

With him and Ziyech they are adding a lot of speed.

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16 hours ago, shnsajax said:

With him and Ziyech they are adding a lot of speed.

And working on Chilwell. Would be a hell of a window.

 

2 minutes ago, MoJames said:

And working on Chilwell. Would be a hell of a window.

 

Yes, please.  Just don't pay 80 fucking million for him.

The part that fucking sucks is as an Arsenal and Ajax fan I am being nudged to watch and have to hope they play and Chelsea plays well.

Oh well, any sports is better than no sports.

Kai Havertz on the radar too. Some people seem concerned with having too many mouths to feed but having some solid depth and injury insurance in the attack is just what Lampard needs at his disposal. Being able to sub in a fresh Mount or Pulisic at 60 minutes would be awesome.

Marina is absolutely crushing. Getting Werner for less than what we sold Morata for....what a swap. Chillwell and Havertz next please

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We have paid one Hazard for Werner and Ziyech.

Captain America to the rescue.

Chelsea is back (from pandemic), folks.

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Good stuff. We still don't play very well when the opponent sits back. Jorginho out didn't help.

Good win. Jack Grealish is very good at falling.

3 hours ago, MoJames said:

Good stuff. We still don't play very well when the opponent sits back. Jorginho out didn't help.

Good win.  Jack Grealish is very good at falling.

Don't get the hype. Not a fan.

And pull your fucking socks up. I hate that primadonna shit.

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21 minutes ago, yoladu said:

Don't get the hype. Not a fan.

And pull your fucking socks up. I hate that primadonna shit.

Every thing about him looks stupid.

Wonderboy with a very nice run. Pulisic has two goals in two games. 

 

You are welcome Liverpool. 

4 minutes ago, MoJames said:

Who is this Pulisic kid, semms good.

yeah, we might want to keep him around. 

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