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TAMPA, Fla. (FOX 13) - It took a few chomps, but a pet alligator helped a Florida family at their latest gender reveal party.

Stacie Childs-Wright and her husband Chad are expecting, and they decided on a special way to announce the child’s gender: They had their pet alligator, “Amos,” make the big reveal. This will be their 10th child within their blended family.

Chomp

 

These people need to be hauled in for questioning

28 minutes ago, elfenix said:

These people need to be hauled in for questioning

That process will be short:

"Are y'all from Florida?....well, okay then."

10 kids? They should be using that gator to trim it back to 4.

Yep - Kid should be named Amos, not the gator.

And that gator is no pet....its simply letting them think he's a pet until he gets tired of their shit.

10 hours ago, elfenix said:

These people need to be hauled in for questioning neutering.

 

Whoever it is that came up with the idea of a gender reveal needs to be murderlated.

Same goes for the prom-posal & over the top marriage proposals.

Fuck all of that bullshit.

5 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

Whoever it is that came up with the idea of a gender reveal needs to be murderlated.

Same goes for the prom-posal & over the top marriage proposals.

Fuck all of that bullshit.

You can thank facebook, instagram, and video/cell phones. None of this shit existed until all these things merged together. This excessive need 'out do the jones'' should be labeled a mental disorder. 

What kind of heathen names their pet gator Amos?

Give him a proper name so that he can be vested with the authority required to officiate over gender reveal ceremonies.

Name him after a man of the cloth: Amos-Moses.

Green means it’s gonna be a....? Confused bicurious cis-quad gator/giraffe?

On 6/13/2019 at 4:08 PM, llanoflash said:

was hoping Amos was getting an arm as a meal at some point

I kept waiting for Amos to appear. 

On 6/13/2019 at 11:54 PM, ROFL BOX said:

Whoever it is that came up with the idea of a gender reveal needs to be murderlated.

Same goes for the prom-posal & over the top marriage proposals.

Fuck all of that bullshit.

Hyphenated name too

1 hour ago, mulletpelini said:

Hyphenated name too

If you are not sure if the gator is the father, you have to give him some credit.

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