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Enjoy the corona, you fucking cunt

Was Mitch at the ACB event?

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Claudia is awesome.  I'm looking forward to 2024 so I can see her on the pole somewhere.

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Just now, Sawbonz said:

Was Mitch at the ACB event?

Oh, fuck you, you fucking cocktease.   Just tell us he was there and he's got it. 

I have always thought Kellyanne was smarter then she pretended to be for her job. Always, thought she was the leaker trying to make the president look bad yet still said stupid shit to keep her job prospects at Fox News well oiled. Well unfortunately her commitment to stupidity will probably only cost her husband and not her since women make it through this much better than men.

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6 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Was Mitch at the ACB event?

If Mitch ends up getting it, the EXTREME for of it, 2020 may end up redeeming itself.

Gonna be a long week or two in the Conway household.

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9 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

just looked at this again.  Who's dumbshit, hoax-believing bitch in the face shield?

There was a rumor that Kellyanne was Rogue Melania (the twitter account). Don’t know if it is/was true but on the martini scale in the bio, 4 martinis meant ‘dead’. The account hasn’t tweeted since August and Kellyanne stepped down at the end of the month. The account changed to four martinis. Although I don’t necessarily believe the rumor, I don’t doubt that there are a few accounts out there of folks blowing off steam from within the confines. 

4 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I think she took out fat boy Billy! 

Oh, I wouldn't be so sure.  If I were going to design the optimal super-survivor, I'm pretty sure I'd end up with someone like this:

William Barr obliterated the DOJ's standard for defending laws because  Donald Trump asked.

Enjoy the corona, you fucking cunt

This has been my favorite Friday of the last 4 years.


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