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13 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

He is Portuguese born.

Also, fuck Argentina.

 

In case you missed it, we currently have:

The Women's World Cup
The Gold Cup
The U-20 Wold Cup
Euro U-21s

All pulling attention from CONMEBOL's Copa America.

Plus, who can get up for a big tournament the year after the Wold Cup?

The Euros play in the morning/early afternoon, then you have CONMEBLO play in the late afternoon/evening.

It's perfect!

8 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

and the African Cup of Nations just started too!

Yeah but when is the African Cup of Nations not going on?

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Suarez asked for a handball on the goalkeeper inside the box hahahahaha

 

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Uruguay beats Chile 1-0 and wins the group, Chile second. Ecuador and Japan draw and are both eliminated so Paraguay goes through.

Brazil vs Paraguay

Argentina vs Venezuela

Colombia vs Chile

Uruguay vs Peru

8 minutes stoppage time in that Ecuador-Japan game but Paraguay managed to hold on for the tie.

the best game of every round remaining will be the game argentina is playing as long as they are alive

The last time I heard that joke I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.

it's not a joke.  and i'm a neutral.  i only support argentina in their competition with colombians and ticos for hottest latin women, with an honorable mention for peru and chile.

but i digress.

no, not a joke, and the reason argentina are the must-see comedytainment for this copa is, can argentina win with the dog, or will they go out tragically.

Fuck Suarez, insufferable cunt.

 

motherhumper.  sit down late and the fucking debates have pre-empted telemundo.  mother fuckers.

i'm uverse 300.  is there an hd version of universo i can't find it..  bastards.

it's like a reverse auction, where 2 parties are bidding against each other to up the level of incompetence in a death-spiral of purchased result.

whoa, i did not see a straight red coming. wow. correct call that it wasn't a penalty, and at the end of the day i think the red was possibly the correct call. crazy sequence of events.

One of those really frustrating Brazil games where they have all the possession, created chances, but just can't fucking finish.  Fuck my life.

this goes straight to penalties after 90 minutes, so paraguay only has to hold off for half an hour more to be right back in it. 

brazil are not just not finishing.  if there is such a thing as "un-finishing" brazil have done it a dozen times tonight.

everton soares has impressed me as much as any player i've watched in this tournament. 

1 minute ago, Goo Punch said:

everton soares has impressed me as much as any player i've watched in this tournament. 

case in point. wow he is confident. 

this has been one hell of an entertaining 0-0 draw through the first 75+ minutes. truly. 

Just now, Patricio Swayze said:

puta merda.

this feels like watching Arsenal during Wenger's last few years. 

4 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

this has been one hell of an entertaining 0-0 draw through the first 75+ minutes. truly. 

the good doktor would ascribe the term "fear and loathing" to this display, if he was alive, and didn't hate this version of football.

27 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

this goes straight to penalties after 90 minutes, so paraguay only has to hold off for half an hour more to be right back in it. 

Would Chilavert come out of retirement to take a PK?

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

How did that not find the back of the net?

Because they are trying to kill me.

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

How did that not find the back of the net?

three inches to the right and it's a goal.

1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Would Chilavert come out of retirement to take a PK?

that would be.... fantastic

/special1

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