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#103
3 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

What's going on in here?

The off season.  

#104
3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Well, your joke didn’t contain any scat, so it went right over my head.

It is a derivative of an aggy challenging someone online to a fight in Houston, a number of years ago,  and his given corner was for parallel streets as well. Smith and Louisiana if memory serves.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

#111
21 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

You talk tough while hiding behind that keyboard, but I bet you wouldn’t meet me at the intersection of Guadalupe and Speedway and say that to my face, OP

Speedway has almost gone the way of GM Steakhouse and Players.

#120
2 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

I'm going to ban myself for a week.

Happy Father's Day.

No, you don’t get off that easily. You started this. 

Whats the frequency, Kenneth?

#122
On 6/14/2019 at 5:07 PM, Nolacycling said:

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Well... it's more coherent than the realignment thread.

#127
On 6/14/2019 at 7:07 PM, Nolacycling said:

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Where do I send my $ #^.@?

#135
I believe he's hoping it will just go away.
He is wrong.


Hell no. You can’t throw down some bullshit like the OP and think it will go away.

Where the fuck is Derka any way? It’s time to light the candle on this motherfucker.
#136

That's t ju vggqhqhqyqyqyqyqhqgqgqhqhq yqaqv8,$=-#",/$.4-'7zr're,  

not 

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#138
On 6/14/2019 at 8:18 PM, Pam Cummings said:

Is 407's name pronounced "a BJ"?

Yes. It's when someone Shruthikas your dick. 

#139
11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Perhaps we can pull in Grendel for a full explanation and let Derka color commentate. 

Glorious thread will be glorious.

He locked himself out of his house.

#141
On ‎6‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 7:07 PM, Nolacycling said:

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I'll take "Last words by a hooker with Craig James" for $500, Alex.

#144
On ‎6‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 7:07 PM, Nolacycling said:

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Damn straight.  

#147
22 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Matta wiggo duh peedun dougie mah wingo doh..... Go Tigers!

Choo t em da le p eeveto m y ja russ el I s on the draank

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