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7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Guadalupe & Speedway do not intersect, so you are both safe.

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Well, your joke didn’t contain any scat, so it went right over my head.

3 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

What's going on in here?

The off season.  

3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Well, your joke didn’t contain any scat, so it went right over my head.

It is a derivative of an aggy challenging someone online to a fight in Houston, a number of years ago,  and his given corner was for parallel streets as well. Smith and Louisiana if memory serves.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

Ah well, i missed a few posts out of the ten million over at TOS.

Edited by Armybrat

1 minute ago, Armybrat said:

Ah well, i missed a few posts out of the three or four million over at TOS.

May have even been in the days of Katie's site.

22 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

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tl;dr

When exactly does this move to classics?  I'm assuming it's once we confirm OP did not have a stroke. 

21 hours ago, Stinkpalm said:

You talk tough while hiding behind that keyboard, but I bet you wouldn’t meet me at the intersection of Guadalupe and Speedway and say that to my face, OP

Speedway has almost gone the way of GM Steakhouse and Players.

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I'm going to ban myself for a week.

Happy Father's Day.

I assume that’s some racist shit. Ban hammer?

10 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I assume that’s some racist shit. Ban hammer?

please don't.

2 hours ago, Nolacycling said:

I'm going to ban myself for a week.

Happy Father's Day.

No, you don’t get off that easily. You started this. 

Whats the frequency, Kenneth?

On 6/14/2019 at 5:07 PM, Nolacycling said:

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Well... it's more coherent than the realignment thread.

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On 6/14/2019 at 7:07 PM, Nolacycling said:

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On 6/14/2019 at 7:07 PM, Nolacycling said:

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Where do I send my $ #^.@?

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In before CAT scan
9 hours ago, immamac said:

paging @Nolacycling we need an explanation.

"Well, you see there's butt posting, and then there's sphincter posting."

It’s threads like this that represent the very reason Al Gore invented the Internet. 

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Three pages huh?  Jesus. 

The gift that keeps on giving

I believe he's hoping it will just go away.
He is wrong.


Hell no. You can’t throw down some bullshit like the OP and think it will go away.

Where the fuck is Derka any way? It’s time to light the candle on this motherfucker.

That's t ju vggqhqhqyqyqyqyqhqgqgqhqhq yqaqv8,$=-#",/$.4-'7zr're,  

not 

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Honestly, thread title has nothing to do with Nola's post.

 Ya'll cannot see this?

On 6/14/2019 at 8:18 PM, Pam Cummings said:

Is 407's name pronounced "a BJ"?

Yes. It's when someone Shruthikas your dick. 

11 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Perhaps we can pull in Grendel for a full explanation and let Derka color commentate. 

Glorious thread will be glorious.

He locked himself out of his house.

One of the more cogent, well-reasoned posts I've ever seen on this board.  We are all smarter for having read it. 

On ‎6‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 7:07 PM, Nolacycling said:

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I'll take "Last words by a hooker with Craig James" for $500, Alex.

On ‎6‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 7:07 PM, Nolacycling said:

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Damn straight.  

On 6/14/2019 at 7:26 PM, lemonandaturd said:

Ogre on a Louisiana Friday night?

Matta wiggo duh peedun dougie mah wingo doh..... Go Tigers!

22 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Matta wiggo duh peedun dougie mah wingo doh..... Go Tigers!

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