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The best in-game dunk I’ve seen is that reverse dunk on Mullin and the Pacers. The Weis dunk is a close second. 

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JR Smith has like five of the best in-game dunks of all time. 

That one over Gary Neal was nice, but it’s Gary Neal. 

~5% positive rate. National average is about 7

 

20 minutes ago, Js1 said:

~5% positive rate. National average is about 7

 

Given the numbers from college football teams, this seems pretty low.

1 hour ago, conVINCEd said:

Given the numbers from college football teams, this seems pretty low.

Probably an anomaly.  

Basketball players for the most part don't go to bars or clubs, do they?

Way better than I expected. Numbers should only go down from here, though it may take a couple weeks due to increased travel.

Schedule will be released tonight for the 8-game regular season stretch run. I wonder about sending teams home if they run out of games that would affect the final standings...that would be the true test of how much this is a TV money grab. Will they make the Kings play the Spurs in a completely meaningless game just for television?

14 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Probably an anomaly.  

Basketball players for the most part don't go to bars or clubs, do they?

Uh...is a strip club either one of those?

20 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

JR Smith has like five of the best in-game dunks of all time. 

yes, this, i was shocked when i looked up some of his dunks from earlier in his career. the one when he was a knick and went under the rim and came back around is filthy. minute 1.49

 

On 6/25/2020 at 10:38 PM, conVINCEd said:

 

Shawn Kemp would have been an All Pro in the NFL.

On 6/26/2020 at 12:25 PM, Bartles said:

Way better than I expected. Numbers should only go down from here, though it may take a couple weeks due to increased travel.

Schedule will be released tonight for the 8-game regular season stretch run. I wonder about sending teams home if they run out of games that would affect the final standings...that would be the true test of how much this is a TV money grab. Will they make the Kings play the Spurs in a completely meaningless game just for television?

some intriguing lines out there on these early games.  overs especially.  cant imagine a lot of defense will be played.

10 hours ago, NOMAAA said:

some intriguing lines out there on these early games.  overs especially.  cant imagine a lot of defense will be played.

Heh heh.  If I was an unscrupulous coach looking for any edge you can get (like Belichick), I'd float rumors all over the place that my team overrun with the Covid.

hopped on magic -3.5.  feels weird being confident in the magic.

Lebron must have finally educated everyone. Glad we’re all seeing eye to eye now.

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Him, Allan Houston and Bobby Bonilla must have the same agent

No kidding. Could you imagine getting $15K per day just to be somewhere else?

I do my best to be an annoying jerk, yet nobody so far has come up with so much as a dollar to get rid of me. Fuck it all.

And now it’s introducing another pizza that comes straight from the mind of the Big Baryshnikov himself: the Shaq-a-Roni.

The new Shaq-sized pie is a Papa John’s standard 16-inch extra-large pizza topped with extra cheese and exactly 66 slices of pepperoni, and cut into eight slices. Remember: Shaq is 7′ 1″, weighs 324 pounds, and wears a size 22 shoe. This pie is practically a Bagel Bite to him. 

 

https://thetakeout.com/papa-johns-and-shaquille-oneal-make-huge-shaq-a-roni-pi-1844219164

If the NBA’s bubble is defeated, I would bet a sizable amount of money that pussy is what will defeat it.

6 hours ago, conVINCEd said:

If the NBA’s bubble is defeated, I would bet a sizable amount of money that pussy is what will defeat it.

Overwhelming favorite for sure...like Clemson to win ACC odds

21 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

No strip clubs for Harden so this will have to do

Why would any with 5 figures disposable income pay for boring porn when you can get the real thing? Cam models are for perverts and poor people.

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2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

Why would any with 5 figures disposable income pay for boring porn when you can get the real thing? Cam models are for perverts and poor people.

Think I read a story about Drew Carey falling in love with a cam girl a few years ago

On 6/30/2020 at 6:58 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

No kidding. Could you imagine getting $15K per day just to be somewhere else?

I do my best to be an annoying jerk, yet nobody so far has come up with so much as a dollar to get rid of me. Fuck it all.

I'll start the bidding at a dollar

On 7/3/2020 at 9:38 PM, Brothahorn said:

 

 

This is making this restarted season even more of a joke than it already was. I will be tuning out, as will millions of other fans who don't want politics rammed down their throats when sports is supposed to be an escape. Good job NBA, you played yourself. 

1 hour ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

This is making this restarted season even more of a joke than it already was. I will be tuning out, as will millions of other fans who don't want politics rammed down their throats when sports is supposed to be an escape. Good job NBA, you played yourself. 

Well, bye.

10 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Oh I'm gone, don't worry. And you will see historically low ratings for this "season"

Maybe so. But not because of social justice messaging on uniforms. 

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28 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Maybe so. But not because of social justice messaging on uniforms. 

Oh it will be for multiple reasons, but dont worry, the social justice bullshit is gonna turn away millions. Nothing like a player making a dunk and then on the back of the shirt it says "BLM" or "I cant breathe" and we get a 1 minute monologue on why the player chose that name. Like gtfo, I watch sports to watch athleticism on display, not to be lectured to or hear about someone's politics. If they go down this road, there will be consequences. 

42 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Oh it will be for multiple reasons, but dont worry, the social justice bullshit is gonna turn away millions. Nothing like a player making a dunk and then on the back of the shirt it says "BLM" or "I cant breathe" and we get a 1 minute monologue on why the player chose that name. Like gtfo, I watch sports to watch athleticism on display, not to be lectured to or hear about someone's politics. If they go down this road, there will be consequences. 

I think you overestimate the number of ppl with sensibilities as delicate as your own. If someone likes NBA basketball, they'll tune in.

Ratings will be historically high, not low. We haven't had real sports in 5 months. C'mon use your brain.

If you are tuning out, you probably wouldn't have watched anyway.

1 hour ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Oh it will be for multiple reasons, but dont worry, the social justice bullshit is gonna turn away millions. Nothing like a player making a dunk and then on the back of the shirt it says "BLM" or "I cant breathe" and we get a 1 minute monologue on why the player chose that name. Like gtfo, I watch sports to watch athleticism on display, not to be lectured to or hear about someone's politics. If they go down this road, there will be consequences. 

People generally only object to these sorts of messages when they object to the actual message. They couch it as objection to messaging to avoid admitting they are against things like equal rights and social justice. So congrats on your racism.

6 minutes ago, Llogg said:

People generally only object to these sorts of messages when they object to the actual message. They couch it as objection to messaging to avoid admitting they are against things like equal rights and social justice. So congrats on your racism.

Ah yes. The ole, if you don't agree with me, then you're a racist, classic shitter move. 

1 minute ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

Ah yes. The ole, if you don't agree with me, then you're a racist, classic shitter move. 

No, it's not that I don't agree with you, it's that I'm not a racist. Do you bitch about all the mother's day messages and Christmas bullshit that finds its way into sports broadcasts? Of course you don't because you agree with those totally unrelated messages. You disagree that black lives should matter or that social inequalities should be addressed and thus bitch about athletes promoting a stance on those issues. Great, your prerogative to be a racist. You do you, my man.

1 minute ago, Llogg said:

No, it's not that I don't agree with you, it's that I'm not a racist. Do you bitch about all the mother's day messages and Christmas bullshit that finds its way into sports broadcasts? Of course you don't because you agree with those totally unrelated messages. You disagree that black lives should matter or that social inequalities should be addressed and thus bitch about athletes promoting a stance on those issues. Great, your prerogative to be a racist. You do you, my man.

Classic tolerant liberal point of view, call everyone a racist and hope it shuts down the discussion. Your insults are worthless now, your game has become all too clear. BLM is a marxist organization that has people calling for destruction of religious statues and has admitted to other radical communist ideals. You are equating that to social justice which is insane, just insane. I support black lives, in fact I support all lives (of course to you in your twisted mind, this is somehow racist), and equality for all. I don't support Black Lives Matter and I dont support this liberal shaming (which you are doing right now) to make me feel as though I am a perpetrator of inequality if I do not tolerate a politically biased message. You are going to be shocked by the amount of people who are going to tune out because they cannot have their opinions heard because of cancel culture idiots like you that think anyone is a racist bigot that doesn't agree with your viewpoint.  

2 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

. You are going to be shocked by the amount of people who are going to tune out because they cannot have their opinions heard because of cancel culture idiots like you that think anyone is a racist bigot that doesn't agree with your viewpoint.  

I mean, the irony.

I posted something similar to this in the MLB thread. I try to stay in the Sports and Entertainment forums to try and avoid the social and political rage and bickering that is so prevalent in Cloak Room and Daily Texan. I think there are many posters who do the same. Now it has oozed its way Into seemingly every discussion on this board and it’s tiresome and alienating. There are places here for discussions like this. Go there. 

1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

I posted something similar to this in the MLB thread. I try to stay in the Sports and Entertainment forums to try and avoid the social and political rage and bickering that is so prevalent in Cloak Room and Daily Texan. I think there are many posters who do the same. Now it has oozed its way Into seemingly every discussion on this board and it’s tiresome and alienating. There are places here for discussions like this. Go there. 

So you dont like politics being injected into sports? Same here. 

10 minutes ago, The_Great_Hornsby said:

So you dont like politics being injected into sports? Same here. 

I don’t like politics being injected in the 2019-2020 NBA Season thread. I want this to be a place to talk about teams, players and games. 

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