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The Mexican Boo Boo Bear was on color tonight.

neither team really deserved to win but Mexico is just technically way better.

28 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:
30 minutes ago, JNip said:
Haiti has been busting their ass off against Mexico, can’t believe that this ref just gifted that goal. I’m embarrassed. Didn’t want to win like this.

Shut the fuck up. We almost lost to Costa Rica because of the refs bullshit. This is karma.

Hahaha no bitch.  You know about as much about soccer as you do women.  Fuck Mexico.  Shit team, shit fans.

I really want a US/MX final. US needs to prove their mettle. Or lose spectacularly as usual.

 

 

Hahaha no bitch.  You know about as much about soccer as you do women.  Fuck Mexico.  Shit team, shit fans.
We'll see on Sunday if you can even make the final bitch.

IF the U.S. gets past Jamaica, I imagine Mexico will solve its incompetence in front of goal and victimize our back line to the tune of 3-1.

Please serve me some crow.

Just now, Jersey Man10 said:
2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:
Hahaha no bitch.  You know about as much about soccer as you do women.  Fuck Mexico.  Shit team, shit fans.

We'll see on Sunday if you can even make the final bitch.

We'll actually find out tomorrow whether the U.S. makes the final.

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:
2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:
Hahaha no bitch.  You know about as much about soccer as you do women.  Fuck Mexico.  Shit team, shit fans.

We'll see on Sunday if you can even make the final bitch.

My team is already in a final on Sunday, bitch.  Please let us know when a chick makes you jizz your shorts again.

7 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Hahaha no bitch.  You know about as much about soccer as you do women.  Fuck Mexico.  Shit team, shit fans.

Let’s be honest, Mexico has some of the best fans of the world. Go to a World Cup, go to a confederations cup... the best of the best in the sport will tell you that they rather party with a Mexico fan than any gringo. 

Viva Mexico cabrones! 

P.s. everyone has known that it’ll be Mexico vs USA from day 1. Yet, neither team scares anyone. 

7 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

My team is already in a final on Sunday, bitch.  Please let us know when a chick makes you jizz your shorts again.

You’re an idiot for bringing girls and jizzing into this conversation. Wtf man. What a fucking weirdo. 

Yup

Awesome pic

 

Edited by JNip

Let’s be honest, Mexico has some of the best fans of the world. Go to a World Cup, go to a confederations cup... the best of the best in the sport will tell you that they rather party with a Mexico fan than any gringo. 
Viva Mexico cabrones! 
P.s. everyone has known that it’ll be Mexico vs USA from day 1. Yet, neither team scares anyone. 


No.

You’re an idiot for bringing girls and jizzing into this conversation. Wtf man. What a fucking weirdo. 


Go punch your dad.
2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

 


No.



Go punch your dad.

 

Nice comeback. My dad and I have a closer relationship than your dad and yours anyway. You have been pathetic tonight man, are you drunk or some shit? 

Nice comeback. My dad and I have a closer relationship than your dad and yours anyway. You have been pathetic tonight man, are you drunk or some shit? 

Hahaha that’s all you got? Fuck man.

 

One thing is for sure, I have never punched my pops in the face. [emoji2371]

Shades of the 2015 Gold Cup. Difference is, no Confederations Cup to play for this time. 

We'll see on Sunday if you can even make the final bitch.

Shut up. That was bullshit last night
8 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Hahaha that’s all you got? Fuck man.

 

One thing is for sure, I have never punched my pops in the face. emoji2371.png

You should try it. It was a blessing in disguise for me. 

Can’t believe that Mexico winning makes you bring up my family in an attempt to piss me off. You’re an Internet tough guy. 

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10 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:


Shut up. That was bullshit last night

I gotta admit, I learned something yesterday. I never knew that Qatar took the peso.

Watching the replay this AM, how did MX not get a red card at the 83min? First MX defender tackles a guy, that guy gets up to be tackled/dragged down by 2nd MX defender from behind and only get a yellow?

Watching the replay this AM, how did MX not get a red card at the 83min? First MX defender tackles a guy, that guy gets up to be tackled/dragged down by 2nd MX defender from behind and only get a yellow?
It wasn't really fragrant. He had to grab him because Mexico was out of position and there was a high possibility that Haiti would score. Good foul.
Watching the replay this AM, how did MX not get a red card at the 83min? First MX defender tackles a guy, that guy gets up to be tackled/dragged down by 2nd MX defender from behind and only get a yellow?

Concacaf

Shut up. That was bullshit last night
I saw a shit ton of bullshit on Saturday nights against Costa Rica I don't give a shit at this point.
10 minutes ago, Jersey Man10 said:

It wasn't really fragrant.

That doesn't make any scents.

1 hour ago, Jersey Man10 said:

He had to grab him because Mexico was out of position and there was a high possibility that Haiti would score.

That is a perfect description of what a red card should be given for. 

12 hours ago, JNip said:

Let’s be honest, Mexico has some of the best fans of the world. Go to a World Cup, go to a confederations cup... the best of the best in the sport will tell you that they rather party with a Mexico fan than any gringo. 

Viva Mexico cabrones! 

P.s. everyone has known that it’ll be Mexico vs USA from day 1. Yet, neither team scares anyone. 

Uh . . . no.  Mexico has some of the most dedicated fans in the world, but they are absolutely horrible to be around.  

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

That is a perfect description of what a red card should be given for. 

We're talking about the rugby tackle, right? He wasn't the last defender. The guy had a scoring chance being built, but the foul came in a pack of defensive players. The yellow was the right call.

14 hours ago, JNip said:

Let’s be honest, Mexico has some of the best fans of the world.

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16 hours ago, JNip said:

Let’s be honest, Mexico has some of the best fans of the world.

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Too late to sub in the women's squad for tonight's game?

And lol at Mexico having the best fans. Coming from a Mexican fan who punched his dad over a soccer game, no less. Rabid doesn't mean good.  Mexico is the Philadelphia of national team fanbases. 

Hope Pulisic leads this team to victory over Mexico and secures his place in the pantheon of all-time American soccer greats!

Mexico has great football fans.  I have heard it all.

Hope we smash them and send those piss tossers home fat, drunk, and sad.

I'm fucking ready. Watch party for Dallas folks at Four Corners Brewery. We will pva Dallas also so could be extra fun when we beat that ass.

Alright, as a good mexican. Siesta time, see you in 3 hrs. 

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!

I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!

 

Shit, how long is the Mexican National Anthem?

Here are two dumb questions but I honestly haven’t followed the international stage since the World Cup.

Does the confederations cup still exist? Besides being Concacaf champions, does this game have an extra meaning?

Just now, TexArcher said:

OMFG Jozy.

This could be dos a cero already.

Not finishing 1 of those is tough, Altidore could not have asked for an easier opportunity.

Mexico’s defense got exposed by Costa Rica. They’re sloooooow! USA gonna score a few goals tonight. 

I'm watching the US/Mex game in the Pasadena location of Barney's Beanery. (Formerly just the last roadhouse on the old Route 66, but now a SoCal chain.)

They are showing the Univision feed throughout the entire bar/restaurant. No "English broadcast area". Just Spanish. 

2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Classy Mexican fans already throwing beer.

Throwing beer and bags of urine, laser pointers, "puto!" cheer, they're just the best.

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