June 18, 20196 yr You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin'laser beams attached to their heads!
June 18, 20196 yr "Hey guys! Whoa, Big Gulps huh?.... Well, see ya later!" “Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with smaller feet than my sister.”
June 18, 20196 yr "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
June 18, 20196 yr an underrated line from an underrated movie: "it's supposed to be hard that's why they call it a shortcut. if it was easy it would just be the way."
June 18, 20196 yr For a laugh-by-numbers script, it's a rather poignant line from. And very well delivered from an actor who I don't think I ever saw again. His next best line from the writers is, "Just go eat an Eskimo Pie or something." He didn't have much to work with.
June 18, 20196 yr Isn't fun the best thing to have? Engine room, where the hell is my drink? You're a hooker? I just thought I was doing great with you.
June 18, 20196 yr “This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.”
June 18, 20196 yr Not me, I'm in my prime. In the words of the great Sam Snead: "If you're not thinking about pussy, you're just not concentrating." Edited June 18, 20196 yr by Fuck Tim Beck
June 18, 20196 yr Favorite: Ernest Hemingway once wrote, "The world is a fine place and worth fighting for." I agree with the second part. What difference do you think you can make, one single man in all this madness? Most quoted: That's why they call it space. Hurry Tommy, before zee Germans get here.
June 18, 20196 yr Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
June 18, 20196 yr Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. Joe-Bob’s... Eat here or I’ll kill ya. Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?
June 19, 20196 yr On 6/17/2019 at 2:08 PM, ztejas said: All 93 of these. But "Picked a hell of a time to tell me" is my favorite. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064115/characters/nm0000056 Probably my favorite screenplay overall. Between my dad, my brother, and me, any time one of us royally screws-up something, one of the other two will ask, "Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"
June 19, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Underdog said: Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. Hey kid, that's good advice!
June 19, 20196 yr Why does he call me "meat?" I'm the one driving the Porsche. Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddammed right. Unless you were going all the way. Kurtz got off the boat. He split from the whole fucking program. Toodaloo, muthafuckas.
June 19, 20196 yr On June 17, 2019 at 11:24 PM, Rimbo said: Would you say that I have a plethora of pinatas? ... that whole scene. Doesn't anybody fucking knock anymore? ...that whole scene.
June 19, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, DallasGatr said: What we have here, is a failure to communicate. Sometimes nothin’s a pretty cool hand.
June 19, 20196 yr “By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.” (The African Queen) “Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.” (Big Trouble I’m Little China)
June 19, 20196 yr Whatcha got ain’t nothing new. This country’s hard on people, you can’t stop what’s coming, it ain’t all waiting on you. That’s vanity.
June 19, 20196 yr Frankly my dear I don't give a damn. A deal deal! Maybe the guy's a Republican! Business is business, right?
June 19, 20196 yr as far as quotes i use in everyday life: "i'm from texas. it's in the southwestern part of the united states." (this works because i don't actually live in texas) "what could the bosses do, they're 1500 miles away and i don't know anybody who can see that far." (i change up the beginning portion, typically reflecting wherever my wife is) "i was misinformed." (because i often am)
June 19, 20196 yr (Most quoted, when the situation arises) Yeah, let's go get sushi and not pay. Seen one eat a rockin' chair one time... Right now we gotta get my car outta this bad area We are gonna get him the HELL... outta there. Find one in every car. You'll see. Nothin' but the best. THEY? Who the hell is they? Why, it must be Italian!
June 19, 20196 yr 6 hours ago, BigBenBamboozle said: “By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution.” (The African Queen) “Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.” (Big Trouble I’m Little China) Two great ones. You didn't have to name the movies for these.
June 19, 20196 yr Who wears the pants in the family H.I.? It's not personal, it's strictly business grab a brew, don't cost nothin
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