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You were out there to talk. Why'd ya have to shoot him?

Conversation kinda dried up, Mam.

You go for a man hard enough and fast enough, he don't have time to think about how many's with him; he thinks about himself, and how he might get clear of that wrath that's about to set down on him.

The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

And our credo, "Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc"..."We gladly feast on those who would subdue us". Not just pretty words.

I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream...and I hope you don't find this too crazy...is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.

"I am not drinking any fucking merlot!" -- Sideways

"Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown." -- Chinatown (duh)

EVERYONE! 

I'll have what she's having. 

I didn't come here to save Rambo from you, I came here to save you from him. 

You want a war?  I'll give you a war you won't believe. 

It's an excellent day for an exorcism. 

 

"If it bleeds...we can kill it."

So fucking perfect and can fit any no win situation:

Everyone and every thing has a weakness. Once found it can be exploited.

Also the point which defined Dutch as a leader.

Edited by MissingInAction

Are you in my class? 

I am today. 

 

How would you like to bite that in the ass, develop lockjaw, and be dragged to death?

 

Mister, if you don't shut, I'll kick 100% of your ass.

Hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold. 

 

FTR, Fast Times was on earlier today.  

I ain't easy and I ain't your kid. And you can take sorry and shove it up your ass. 

It's obvious but, "Get busy living or get busy dying."

10 hours ago, C-Man said:

It's obvious but, "Get busy living or get busy dying."

You're God damned right.

I copy the inflection of Tom cruise in a few good men a lot when he says “it’s over”.  He does a great job with that line and of course it can be used in all sorts of situations when I need to react to other’s unfounded optimism, eg UT sports 2010-2017. 

 Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, while you're thinking.

 

If they can dye the river green today, why can't they dye it blue the other 364 days of the year?

 

 

^^^  "You want to think somethin', why don't you think that roof back up on the barn over there, instead of sittin' in the shade all the time, talkin''.  

2 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

^^^  "You want to think somethin', why don't you think that roof back up on the barn over there, instead of sittin' in the shade all the time, talkin''.  

If we are going there, then:

“It says, ‘Josh Deets. Served with me 30 years. Fought In 21 engagements with the Comanche and the Kiowa. Cheerful in all weathers. Never shirked a task. Splendid behavior.’ That's what it says.”

and:

”I hate rude behavior in a man, won’t tolerate it.”

and

”A man of vision you say?  Yeah.  Hell of a vision.”

and

“You know how it works, Jake. You ride with the outlaw, you die with the outlaw. Sorry, you crossed the line.”

and

 “It’s been quite a party ain’t it?”

and

“You see, life in San Francisco is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it’s likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things – like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.”

and

”Woodrow, I don’t want to start thinking ... about all the things we should have done for this good man.”

Edited by Johnny Sack

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you; who’s next?

I think about this one a lot:

"The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self awareness."

That's the fact, Jack!!   Stripes was on AMC earlier today. 

Since I copied it for another thread, will drop it here also...

See the source image

They can be a great people, Kal-El, they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you...my only son.


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That's it, Brewster! Drive it 'till you hear glass and smell shit!

“That’s our concern, dude” seems to be a popular refrain here.

This summer I’ve been saying a lot “Well come on inside and get ya’self something cool to drink” a la Big daddy from Django walker

Dead on balls accurate?

It's an industry term.

On 7/3/2019 at 10:41 PM, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity: two weeks from everywhere.

Indeed, along with:

"Well, ain't it a small world, spiritually speaking? Pete and Delmar just been baptized and saved. I guess I'm the only one that remains unaffiliated."

 “Does everything you touch turn to shit? Does this happen to you every time?”

“No wonder they call me Fuckhead.”

“It’s a name that’s going to stick.”

“I realize that.”

“‘Fuckhead’ is gonna ride you to your grave.”

“I just said so. I agreed with you in advance,” 

“You see Carter, people are two things: greedy and cruel. So we have a perfect set-up here. The greed part - a kid pays a buck for a chance to win a hundred. Plus fifty boxes of chocolates. The cruel part - watching two guys hitting each other, maybe hurting each other, while they're safe in the bleachers. That's why it works, Carter, because we're all bastards.” 
 The Chocolate War

 

Bill Munney: Its a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have.

How about this? Shut your mouth. Or I'll kick your teeth down the back of your throat and shut it for you. 

Three years of nursery school and you think you know it all! Well you're still wet behind the ears. It's not a subdural hematoma, its epidural. Ha! God damn that makes me mad.


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Well, does the fact that I'm trying to do it, do it for you?

 

Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas... 

You wanna talk some jive?

The-Royal-Tenenbaums-Gene-Hackman-and-Da

Did you just call me Coltrane?

Edited by Bash Riprock

She's not that kind of girl Booger. 

Why does she have a penis? Revenge of the Nerds

Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, and I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State - Fletch

A man in my position can not afford to be made to look ridiculous! - The Godfather

I love lamp - Anchorman

Trade me right fucking now! - Slap Shot

Owns Owns - Slap Shot

I am listening the fucking song - Slap Shot

Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton - Dodgeball

Knock Knock. Who's there? Go fuck yourself - Catch me if you can.

 

On 7/16/2019 at 6:43 PM, Johnny Sack said:

If we are going there, then:

“It says, ‘Josh Deets. Served with me 30 years. Fought In 21 engagements with the Comanche and the Kiowa. Cheerful in all weathers. Never shirked a task. Splendid behavior.’ That's what it says.”

and:

”I hate rude behavior in a man, won’t tolerate it.”

and

”A man of vision you say?  Yeah.  Hell of a vision.”

and

“You know how it works, Jake. You ride with the outlaw, you die with the outlaw. Sorry, you crossed the line.”

and

 “It’s been quite a party ain’t it?”

and

“You see, life in San Francisco is still just life. If you want any one thing too badly, it’s likely to turn out to be a disappointment. The only healthy way to live life is to learn to like all the little everyday things – like a sip of good whiskey in the evening, a soft bed, a glass of buttermilk, or a feisty gentleman like myself.”

and

”Woodrow, I don’t want to start thinking ... about all the things we should have done for this good man.”

 “Woodrow, you just don’t ever get the point – ‘It’s not dyin’ I’m talkin’ about, it’s livin’.”

3 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Haha. I have always said that shit about you. Lil dude that makes the bitches laugh

"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight?" - Mr. Roberts

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