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Wasn't there a tomahawk thread on TOS?

Yes and it was awesome
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  • I don't understand why a bunch of miserable cunts come here to fight about politics. It's a sports and bullshit message board not a fucking political board. Maybe I should just make another site calle

  • I have gone from over 100 rep points to under 30 in just a day just for my opinions in the Kavanaugh thread. The negging of unpopular abc conservative opinions is out of control and sucks ass

  • The CR is on a level like I have never seen.  If you disagree with them, no matter how logical or articulate your statement is, you are negged to oblivion.  No way would I post there because nobody in

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Pilots Error sux

 

Did Phlegm get banned, or did he die?

Just don’t mention that name twice more.

Could be 1 of 3:

Doing mushrooms on the Rat’s parking lot tram.

Doing mushrooms in the post-annexation Sudetenland.

Doing mushrooms and running the Florida Man twitter and website.

1 hour ago, Llano Estacado said:

Could be 1 of 3:

Doing mushrooms on the Rat’s parking lot tram.

Doing mushrooms in the post-annexation Sudetenland.

Doing mushrooms and running the Florida Man twitter and website.

Are we sure Phlegm isn't Florida Man?

I like Phlegm too

 

There...that should kill em off...

I enjoy Phlegm
I did before the picture bombs. The way this site loads pics is weird and it jumps around while loading. When there are 8 pi s per post from him it got to be too much.
12 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

says it all

Nothing wrong with Phlegm. He hates Aggy as much as anyone. Anyone like that is good in my book.

34 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Nothing wrong with Phlegm. He hates Aggy as much as anyone. Anyone like that is good in my book.

Hitler hated A&M after they defeated him in World War 2

why do you like Hitler

Edited by SwanderedTalent

15 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

He has the same pics on rotation. Aggy doing stupid shit and the actress with the surfboard. And if he disagrees with you, you’re accused of being Aggy. Dumbass schtick. 

That's a shame.  Maybe his game is slipping.

"You know, one day, Phlegm will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been enjoying his work for years"

On 5/15/2019 at 8:44 PM, Deej said:

"You know, one day, Phlegm will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been enjoying his work for years"

Have we heard from Phlegm since the Night King was taken out?

Nothing wrong with Phlegm. He hates Aggy as much as anyone. Anyone like that is good in my book.

It's phlegm. Either scroll slow and enjoy the ride or scroll fast and ignore
8 hours ago, Zepol87 said:


It's phlegm. Either scroll slow and enjoy the ride or scroll fast and ignore

Exactly. Bitching about Phlegm is pointless.

On 5/15/2019 at 9:44 PM, Deej said:

"You know, one day, Phlegm will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, yes, I've been enjoying his work for years"

One day Phlegm will be dead and the prices for his masterpieces will skyrocket.  

One day Phlegm will be dead and you will say “muledick”

On 5/18/2019 at 10:36 AM, Vic Mackey said:

Exactly. Bitching about Phlegm is pointless.

defending his grotesque existence is a lot worse than pointless

lol are you fucking kidding me?  you warned me for calling ctj a bitch?  am i on hornans?  you called it harassment?  LOL.

 

 

12 hours ago, PilotsError said:

lol are you fucking kidding me?  you warned me for calling ctj a bitch?  am i on hornans?  you called it harassment?  LOL.

 

 

IIRC, didn't ctj call everyone bitches in that thread?

Well, no one ever said the moderation here was consistent.  Except immamac.

2 hours ago, immortal13 said:

I feel like it will be Derka who gets banned first

I wonder how he'll be notified.

6 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

I wonder how he'll be notified.

PM or banner?

On 5/14/2019 at 12:42 PM, Vic Mackey said:

I enjoy Phlegm

Don't ask don't tell, bro 

On 4/30/2019 at 10:27 AM, ztejas said:

Please dude... the correct nomenclature is Asian-American throwing stars. 

Quote

PETERMAN: Now, down to business. (thoughtful) I have had this vision of a
diaphanous rum-runner scarf.

The employees take notes.

ELAINE: Well, we could fly some fabric in from our silk factories, for about
a thousand dollars a bolt.

MORTY: (shocked) A thousand?! I know a coupla Chinamen over there on
Forty-third Street, who'll do it for half that.

ELAINE: (tactful) It's, ah, Asian-Americans.

MORTY: What?

PETERMAN: (puzzled) Who are you?

ELAINE: Don't worry, I...

MORTY: Morty Seinfeld. I cut velvet for forty years with Harry Altman.

ELAINE: Okay, Mr Seinfeld, this is not the t...

PETERMAN: Elaine, did you hire this man?

ELAINE: (worried) No, no. Well, I mean, you know, he's more like an intern,
you know, at best.
 

 

  • 2 weeks later...

Is neg banning still a thing? PTown trying hard in CR with the machine guns Obama thread and his own ‘wahhh no one tolerates my insanity here’ thread

1 hour ago, Homercles said:

Is neg banning still a thing? PTown trying hard in CR with the machine guns Obama thread and his own ‘wahhh no one tolerates my insanity here’ thread

I think he was just banned.  His profile is showing no activity.

Zavaia (not Zavala)?

Motherfucker is using the same avatar that Zavala does, but has made zero posts. He has negged me twice ala lighthetower or whatever that fucker's name was.

Anyone else?

 

I think he was just banned.  His profile is showing no activity.


Yeah his stuff is all gone. I hate reporting posts as we are all assholes around here, I guess I should have as a mod certainly felt it was nuke worthy
7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Zavaia (not Zavala)?

Motherfucker is using the same avatar that Zavala does, but has made zero posts. He has negged me twice ala lighthetower or whatever that fucker's name was.

Anyone else?

 

There's almost no doubt it's Junior Miller and one of his 50something alts.

Someone cloning your account negged me a day or so ago, right after I'd been freshly neg-bombed by Junior.  Name was "Tex Pete." and had your avatar.

On 6/4/2019 at 1:22 PM, Tex Pete said:

Zavaia (not Zavala)?

Motherfucker is using the same avatar that Zavala does, but has made zero posts. He has negged me twice ala lighthetower or whatever that fucker's name was.

Anyone else?

 

If he doesn't bitch endlessly about officiating in every sport, that's an upgrade.

  • 1 month later...
Dammit, the bell finally tolled for Chrispy and I wasn't around to join in with the mob. 

What was the comment that he made?

Near as I can tell, the Trump thread turned toward the USWNT, and inevitably, the horndogs started talking about lesbian sex acts. Chrispy either didn't know what those were or pretended not to and expressed revulsion at them. The Surly Comitatus justice was swift and vicious. Life around here is cheap when you claim not to know how a woman can be a top or what pegging is, and then post a GIF of someone puking when you learn what pegging is. He had about as much a chance as a murdering horse thief in west Texas in 1870.

Zavaia (not Zavala)?
Motherfucker is using the same avatar that Zavala does, but has made zero posts. He has negged me twice ala lighthetower or whatever that fucker's name was.
Anyone else?
 

Probably the same person behind SyndeyCartoon, with the real Sydney's avatar who negged me.
16 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Near as I can tell, the Trump thread turned toward the USWNT, and inevitably, the horndogs started talking about lesbian sex acts. Chrispy either didn't know what those were or pretended not to and expressed revulsion at them. The Surly Comitatus justice was swift and vicious. Life around here is cheap when you claim not to know how a woman can be a top or what pegging is, and then post a GIF of someone puking when you learn what pegging is. He had about as much a chance as a murdering horse thief in west Texas in 1870.

Chrispy just re-emerged On the Recruiting board FYI

Chrispy just re-emerged On the Recruiting board FYI

Under what name?
2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:


Under what name?

Chrispy_

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