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  • I don't understand why a bunch of miserable cunts come here to fight about politics. It's a sports and bullshit message board not a fucking political board. Maybe I should just make another site calle

  • I have gone from over 100 rep points to under 30 in just a day just for my opinions in the Kavanaugh thread. The negging of unpopular abc conservative opinions is out of control and sucks ass

  • The CR is on a level like I have never seen.  If you disagree with them, no matter how logical or articulate your statement is, you are negged to oblivion.  No way would I post there because nobody in

He can't get in CR for a while, so... we're safe?

10 minutes ago, The People’s Elbow said:

No. Please set it so he needs 5,000 posts before being able to get into CR.  

No, let him in now. He will fit right in

Gonna re-pitch the idea of posters being put in a time out forum after reinstation.  Kinda like an Island of Misfit Toys on a message board of misfits.  They can only post in that forum.  Non-misfit-misfits can drop by and say hey.  No topics/subtopics, just one forum.

53 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Gonna re-pitch the idea of posters being put in a time out forum after reinstation.  Kinda like an Island of Misfit Toys on a message board of misfits.  They can only post in that forum.  Non-misfit-misfits can drop by and say hey.  No topics/subtopics, just one forum.

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On 7/9/2019 at 1:28 AM, immortal13 said:

No, let him in now. He will fit right in

Cloak room is all about eating their own now. It’s awesome entertainment.

 Groverat is the most entertaining  

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48 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Cloak room is all about eating their own now. It’s awesome entertainment.

 Groverat is the most entertaining  

I cannot bring myself to go back in, even for the entertainment value. 

11 hours ago, EuroHorn said:

Cloak room is all about eating their own now. It’s awesome entertainment.

 Groverat is the most entertaining  

Which one is groverat?

15 hours ago, Capn81 said:

I cannot bring myself to go back in, even for the entertainment value. 

Oh it is solid entertainment.  The Donald Trump thread is my go to for a good laugh.  It makes me realize I am living a very good life.  

On 6/4/2019 at 1:22 PM, Tex Pete said:

Zavaia (not Zavala)?

Motherfucker is using the same avatar that Zavala does, but has made zero posts. He has negged me twice ala lighthetower or whatever that fucker's name was.

Anyone else?

 

It's probably one of my fans. I don't have any socks, and I don't really get into neg wars. How can someone make zero posts and neg? Shits borked. 

Anyway, have some poz

On 7/7/2019 at 11:53 PM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Dammit, the bell finally tolled for Chrispy and I wasn't around to join in with the mob. 

Funny how that happens in the CR, one day you are arguing with a sock, next day you "crowd sourced".

See? We're tolerant of differing opinions. But if you constantly shoot yourself in the foot, sooner or later you're going to bleed to death.

11 minutes ago, RPM said:

See? We're tolerant of differing opinions. But if you constantly shoot yourself in the foot, sooner or later you're going to bleed to death.

Or get attacked by a pack of rabid, wild, braying Hyenas.....  after they smell the blood of course.

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Just when I think it can't get any more retarded in the CR, the local idiots go and top themselves.  I said it before, nothing but a bunched of scorned ex housewives drunk at bookclub bitching about their ex husbands and his new better wife.  Keep the laughs coming guys.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/10166-are-republicans-evil/

 

What a bunch of pussies

3 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

Just when I think it can't get any more retarded in the CR, the local idiots go and top themselves.  I said it before, nothing but a bunched of scorned ex housewives drunk at bookclub bitching about their ex husbands and his new better wife.  Keep the laughs coming guys.

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/index.php?/topic/10166-are-republicans-evil/

 

Is Goo Punch evil? 

 

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Are we going to have a new account / posting limit on the football board once the season starts? Less than a month until the LSU game and the trolls are filtering in at a high rate.

Are we going to have a new account / posting limit on the football board once the season starts? Less than a month until the LSU game and the trolls are filtering in at a high rate.

I just peeped that garbage ass secrant forum and they mention how surly sucks because new members can’t post and are accused of being aggy. Lulz. SEC are a good fit for aggy, all pussies.
8 minutes ago, immamac said:

what do you recommend?

How about a "jump in" style gang initiation?

10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

How about a "jump in" style gang initiation?

On the interwebz ?  How would that work exactly ?

 

Pithy one liners meant to cause metaphorical paper cuts thru your computer screen ?

Wrong thread I am retard

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On the interwebz ?  How would that work exactly ?
 
Pithy one liners meant to cause metaphorical paper cuts thru your computer screen ?

No one said anything about online. Group of 5 surly posters fly/drive out and physically jump the poor bastard in.

I’ve met a good number of you.


It’s going to take more than 5.

On 8/14/2019 at 1:53 PM, Patricio Swayze said:


No one said anything about online. Group of 5 surly posters fly/drive out and physically jump the poor bastard in.

I'm in.

I need some rec

On 8/14/2019 at 2:48 PM, Lurch said:

I’ve met a good number of you.


It’s going to take more than 5.

something like this...buncha tough guys and gals.

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Gonna look a lot like this...

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...I’m in. I have limber wrists.

Can you throw a football over a mountain?
On 7/8/2019 at 12:15 AM, MaybeACoordinator said:

Near as I can tell, the Trump thread turned toward the USWNT, and inevitably, the horndogs started talking about lesbian sex acts. Chrispy either didn't know what those were or pretended not to and expressed revulsion at them. The Surly Comitatus justice was swift and vicious. Life around here is cheap when you claim not to know how a woman can be a top or what pegging is, and then post a GIF of someone puking when you learn what pegging is. He had about as much a chance as a murdering horse thief in west Texas in 1870.

What kind of red-blooded American male would object to lesbians and what they do? Wtf?

6 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

What kind of red-blooded American male would object to lesbians and what they do? Wtf?

Apparently crowd source banned Surly members.

Well, guess I could say the same for the two in my extended family. Neither one is fapworthy. But then again, neither am I.

I’d like to ban “Chrispy_”.

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On 8/14/2019 at 2:48 PM, Lurch said:

I’ve met a good number of you.


It’s going to take more than 5.

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BradWilcox is a candidate. What a beating it is to read his shit.

6 hours ago, mdmost said:

From life? Sadly, no. 

Enjoy your time off bitch

On 11/25/2019 at 3:21 AM, Girdwood said:

Enjoy your time off bitch

that's pretty big of you to wish him a happy thanksgiving holiday break after what he just said about you. respect. 

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