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I mean I have really been enjoying this Thanksgiving break. It's been really nice. 

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  • I don't understand why a bunch of miserable cunts come here to fight about politics. It's a sports and bullshit message board not a fucking political board. Maybe I should just make another site calle

  • I have gone from over 100 rep points to under 30 in just a day just for my opinions in the Kavanaugh thread. The negging of unpopular abc conservative opinions is out of control and sucks ass

  • The CR is on a level like I have never seen.  If you disagree with them, no matter how logical or articulate your statement is, you are negged to oblivion.  No way would I post there because nobody in

On 11/25/2019 at 3:21 AM, Girdwood said:

Enjoy your time off bitch

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, but I would toss fertilizer in your general direction.

On 12/9/2019 at 8:32 AM, MissingInAction said:

Fucking Derka has Derka'd yet ANOTHER thread with his lame ass attempt at trolling

 

 

Huh? Unless a whole bunch of posts were deleted I see no Derkafication at all. You responded directly, another poster responded that they disagreed, and that was pretty much it. 

in fact several people have agreed that this season has been anywhere from underwhelming to plain bad, and my subsequent posts on the matter received pos rep. typical example of what constitutes "derkaing" for, i dunno, like five years now- i say something someone doesn't like or agree with, they react bombastically and cry about the thread being derka'd. grow up. 

it's just so funny how vehemently you deny being rex kramer, all while not only posting and speaking like him (well, you), but you've even maintained every single beef you had on TOS, down the to the very verbiage you've always used while whining and complaining about everything. take it from me, Devin the Dude- you should just be yourself man. 

Edited by Goo Punch

3 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

in fact several people have agreed that this season has been anywhere from underwhelming to plain bad, and my subsequent posts on the matter received pos rep. typical example of what constitutes "derkaing" for, i dunno, like five years now- i say something someone doesn't like or agree with, they react bombastically and cry about the thread being derka'd. grow up. 

You think you have it bad?  I had to sit next to a guy on an American Airlines flight who dipped the whole time.

On 12/9/2019 at 11:32 AM, MissingInAction said:

Fucking Derka has Derka'd yet ANOTHER thread with his lame ass attempt at trolling

 

 

What's wrong with the post?  

13 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Its the 5th or 6th one just like it in the thread.

... or as I call it, "Every Monday after a new episode airs".

14 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

it's just so funny how vehemently you deny being rex kramer, all while not only posting and speaking like him (well, you), but you've even maintained every single beef you had on TOS, down the to the very verbiage you've always used while whining and complaining about everything. take it from me, Devin the Dude- you should just be yourself man. 

Agreed. Signed, Sweetjones.

Dr.Beeper didn't exist on TOS, and he and i almost never cross paths or post about the same topics on this forum, yet Dr.Beeper refers to me as "Derka", he calls me fat, he talks about how I "Derka" threads, and every single time we do cross paths it's because he's popped in somewhere to whine about me. Not to mention that every time I see him posting it's because he's complaining, whining, or generally just being nasty and adding zero to the conversation. Yeah, he's *totally* not Rex Kramer.

Dr.Beeper is Rex Kramer

2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

... or as I call it, "Every Monday after a new episode airs".

A)Posting about an episode after watching it is literally standard operating procedure. you all just don't like what i have to say about the episodes, and you handle it extremely poorly time and time again. case in point- you all coming to this thread en masse to whine and complain about how i don't like this season of a TV show as much as you do, as if it were something i should be banned for. 

B)After you guys whined so much about how i wasn't liking the episodes, i legitimately stopped posting in the thread *just to placate you guys*, and your crew still called me out by name in the thread to talk about how i probably hated the episode.

^^^^ This is what passes for a thread getting "derka'd", for years now. Grow up, own the fact that I didn't do anything remotely out of bounds, and admit (to yourself) that all of you choose time and time again to react bombastically to whatever it is that i'm doing, simply because it's me doing it. the exact inverse of this was the original definition of a thread getting derka'd. now here we are. jesus.

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

A)Posting about an episode after watching it is literally standard operating procedure. you all just don't like what i have to say about the episodes, and you handle it extremely poorly time and time again. case in point- you all coming to this thread en masse to whine and complain about how i don't like this season of a TV show as much as you do, as if it were something i should be banned for. 

B)After you guys whined so much about how i wasn't liking the episodes, i legitimately stopped posting in the thread *just to placate you guys*, and your crew still called me out by name in the thread to talk about how i probably hated the episode.

^^^^ This is what passes for a thread getting "derka'd", for years now. Grow up, own the fact that I didn't do anything remotely out of bounds, and admit (to yourself) that all of you choose time and time again to react bombastically to whatever it is that i'm doing, simply because it's me doing it. the exact inverse of this was the original definition of a thread getting derka'd. now here we are. jesus.

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I’m not. I don’t know how many times I can say it. What would y’all like me to do to prove I’m not a witch?


4 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

I’m not. I don’t know how many times I can say it. What would y’all like me to do to prove I’m not a witch?

Video of you trying to do the 10 lift challenge. Or post a paycheck stub. 

Edited by mdmost

4 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

A)Posting about an episode after watching it is literally standard operating procedure. you all just don't like what i have to say about the episodes, and you handle it extremely poorly time and time again. case in point- you all coming to this thread en masse to whine and complain about how i don't like this season of a TV show as much as you do, as if it were something i should be banned for. 

B)After you guys whined so much about how i wasn't liking the episodes, i legitimately stopped posting in the thread *just to placate you guys*, and your crew still called me out by name in the thread to talk about how i probably hated the episode.

^^^^ This is what passes for a thread getting "derka'd", for years now. Grow up, own the fact that I didn't do anything remotely out of bounds, and admit (to yourself) that all of you choose time and time again to react bombastically to whatever it is that i'm doing, simply because it's me doing it. the exact inverse of this was the original definition of a thread getting derka'd. now here we are. jesus.

I know it's a rough time for you but trust me, it'll get better once you get out of junior high. 

17 hours ago, mdmost said:

Video of you trying to do the 10 lift challenge. Or post a paycheck stub. 

That paycheck stub post was epic

On 12/11/2019 at 4:57 PM, mdmost said:

Video of you trying to do the 10 lift challenge. Or post a paycheck stub. 

What if it says Rex Kramer on it!?!?!?!

Dr.Beeper didn't exist on TOS, and he and i almost never cross paths or post about the same topics on this forum, yet Dr.Beeper refers to me as "Derka", he calls me fat, he talks about how I "Derka" threads, and every single time we do cross paths it's because he's popped in somewhere to whine about me. Not to mention that every time I see him posting it's because he's complaining, whining, or generally just being nasty and adding zero to the conversation. Yeah, he's *totally* not Rex Kramer.

 

 

Dr.Beeper is Rex Kramer

 

 

 

 

Everybody refers to you as Derka. Just shut up and get off your cross. Every once in a blue moon, you post something funny, or even informative, but more often than not, you freak the fuck out and hijack a thread claiming that everyone hates you or is obsessed with you. Just shut up man. Even if you’re just doing it for laughs, you show how thin your skin is at the drop of a sarcastic hat. It’s just fucking sad dude.

 

Now fire back at me how I’m a piece of shit who wouldn’t have responded if I wasn’t following you all over the board. I don’t, so please just grow thicker skin.

Derka your lack of response here and on the UT-Central Michigan game thread is noticeable. Keep up the restraint. 

OK Rex.
On ‎12‎/‎15‎/‎2019 at 8:14 PM, DDD Dad said:


OK Rex.

Wasn't he part of the Shaggy ghey mafia?

14 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Strange way to ask for a date.

The heart, she hollers.

On 12/11/2019 at 2:57 PM, mdmost said:

Video of you trying to do the 10 lift challenge. Or post a paycheck stub. 

God damn, sometimes a miss that God hating, paystub showing, payment paying asshole.

I've just discovered that Herpa Derpa, who pathetically named his original account after me, also has a sock account named "Derka Derka Derka" that he uses to pos rep himself over and over and over:

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every single one of those posts is a Herpa Derpa post. truly pathetic. hopefully this clown and all of his sock accounts are the next ones banned from surly.


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Invalid rep is a redundancy...

14 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

I've just discovered that Herpa Derpa, who pathetically named his original account after me, also has a sock account named "Derka Derka Derka" that he uses to pos rep himself over and over and over:

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every single one of those posts is a Herpa Derpa post. truly pathetic. hopefully this clown and all of his sock accounts are the next ones banned from surly.


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Funny and sad. 

10 hours ago, Iceman said:

Invalid rep is a redundancy...

How did you get a no CR banner?

Edited by SDG

6 minutes ago, SDG said:

How did you get a no CR banner?

As our good man from Fritch, Ron White so eloquently stated, " I had the right to remain silent... just not the ability."

It was a personal request.

No CR access, but only one rep point to give per day.

 

Worth it.

Edited by Iceman

12 minutes ago, Iceman said:

As our good man from Fritch, Ron White so eloquently stated, " I had the right to remain silent... just not the ability."

It was a personal request.

No CR access, but only one rep point to give per day.

 

Worth it.

I’d like that option as well. I’ve been good about not wondering in there but I come here for sports not political propaganda and it keeps popping up in popular threads...

spystud went hard at immamac in the borked thread and got bounced.  Deservedly so.

He needs to switch to decaf. 

18 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

spystud went hard at immamac in the borked thread and got bounced.  Deservedly so.

 

11 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:

Yeah he went full retard.

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What crawled up his ass? Didn’t anyone tell him “no women, no kids”

That dude has always been a sandy vag.

He seems very angry if this site he’s on for free doesn’t work the way he wants it to

So is spystud done forever imma? I see the posts were deleted from last week so, gonzo forever?

On 12/21/2019 at 1:59 PM, G650 said:

That dude has always been a sandy vag.

He polices every thread with authority and loses his shit constantly. But then tells you that you were the one who is crazy and deranged. It's just pure comedy at this point. 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

He polices every thread with authority and loses his shit constantly. But then tells you that you were the one who is crazy and deranged. It's just pure comedy at this point. 

He was most certainly possessive of the sloots he stalked and posted pictures of.

And didn't he start a forum for Texas Rangers discussion just because of you?

2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

He was most certainly possessive of the sloots he stalked and posted pictures of.

And didn't he start a forum for Texas Rangers discussion just because of you?

care to expound on this? i only knew him from the baseball board and the Challenge thread. 

Yea he didn't like anyone infringing on his slut stalking. 

25 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

care to expound on this? i only knew him from the baseball board and the Challenge thread. 

The whole JI crew that evolved over the last half decade or so. I think he maintained an org chart, it was his pet. Check out the Demi thread in IPIHB for prime Spy.

2 hours ago, El Diablo said:

He was most certainly possessive of the sloots he stalked and posted pictures of.

And didn't he start a forum for Texas Rangers discussion just because of you?

Oh for sure. I know the threatened to doxx someone on here because they posted a few pics of those IG ho's he stalked. It was serious business for him. At least in my thread, it was real life interactions with these women. Not just blindly following them and posting their pics. Hell there are millions of those women on IG to stalk.

And yep he did. I spoke my mind and didn't adhere to their groupthink, echo chamber and lame shtick. It was not just him. Others followed suit. The thread is better off without that shit. They can do it on their own secret little board. And we don't have to worry about being policed.

The problem was Spy thought he was doing something truly special...honestly the internet is full of hot chicks.  Don't get me wrong his work is good but it isn't really unique.  Also he was a bitch about it if somebody rubbed him the wrong way which could have been by doing something as innocuous as reposting a picture he had already posted, etc.  

30 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

care to expound on this? i only knew him from the baseball board and the Challenge thread. 

He would post pics of these IG ho's in their own thread. Which is fine. But if anyone else dared to post their pics or whatever, he went off the rails in true spysud fashion. He had zero connection to them. They had no idea who he was. It's not creepy to post their pics but to go off the rails and threaten to doxx someone because they posted pics he had not, that is obsession to the fullest.

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