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Wasn't he also the guy who took creeper shots from his apartment window of the complex's pool?
Yes.

Also, and I'm not certain, but I have a keen eye for things. But I kinda think goo punch may be derka.
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4 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


I thought that was Zepol.

His were even creepier than mine. At least mine were just random bitches I invited to the party, some of his were from his room window at a pool in Waco. Little different but the effort was still appreciated. 

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4 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

His were even creepier than mine. At least mine were just random bitches I invited to the party, some of his were from his room window at a pool in Waco. Little different but the effort was still appreciated. 

Aha! Now, it's all coming back to me. Yeah, I have a vague recollection his were taken through his mini blinds.

31 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Aha! Now, it's all coming back to me. Yeah, I have a vague recollection his were taken through his mini blinds.

NMAS started a thread "Hanging Out At The Neighborhood Pool". It just kinda inspired me and I piggybacked off of that.

Sorryforpartying.

31 minutes ago, El Diablo said:

NMAS started a thread "Hanging Out At The Neighborhood Pool". It just kinda inspired me and I piggybacked off of that.

Sorryforpartying.

Oh, there's evidence all over the scat site of a lot of my stupid shit too. Wasn't meaning to cast stones -- just remembering some of the "good ol' days" from our collective degeneracy.

On 1/1/2020 at 6:45 PM, Dr. Beeper said:

Wait wait wait....who is unklphucker?

He doesn't eat or sleep or mow the lawn

He just fucks your uncle all day long...

Oh, there's evidence all over the scat site of a lot of my stupid shit too. Wasn't meaning to cast stones -- just remembering some of the "good ol' days" from our collective degeneracy.

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NMAS started a thread "Hanging Out At The Neighborhood Pool". It just kinda inspired me and I piggybacked off of that.
Sorryforpartying.

I started that thread when I was living in the trailer park and it was meant to be satirical in nature and not creepy
1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


I started that thread when I was living in the trailer park and it was meant to be satirical in nature and not creepy

Suuuuuuuurrrrre

5 hours ago, bolverk said:

Oh, there's evidence all over the scat site of a lot of my stupid shit too. Wasn't meaning to cast stones -- just remembering some of the "good ol' days" from our collective degeneracy.

Good ol’ days they were 

That's what I love about this place. Debauchery and redemption without judgement.


I started that thread when I was living in the trailer park and it was meant to be satirical in nature and not creepy
I have never heard of a trailer park with a neighborhood pool.
27 minutes ago, markstanco said:
15 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I started that thread when I was living in the trailer park and it was meant to be satirical in nature and not creepy

I have never heard of a trailer park with a neighborhood pool.

I can only imagine a trailer park pool party. Drunken adults and kids splashing around an above ground pool. Folks playing washers with a beer in hand and cigarettes dangling from their lips. A good old weenie roast with smoke boiling from the broken little Webber with gunshots, fireworks, and general mayhem running in the background.

3 hours ago, markstanco said:
18 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I started that thread when I was living in the trailer park and it was meant to be satirical in nature and not creepy

I have never heard of a trailer park with a neighborhood pool.

Mine had one. Chisholm Point holllaaaa.

I have never heard of a trailer park with a neighborhood pool.

These are high class trailer parks.
On 1/1/2020 at 8:22 PM, DDD Dad said:

For someone who denies his history you seem to know a lot about the old board, Rex.

 


I did a search for "derka", and you will never guess which one single handle popped up over and over and over again, constantly talking about "derka", even/usually/almost exclusively when i'm not even involved in the thread.

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Dr.Beeper sure is fascinated with this derka character, and he seems to have all of the exact same beefs with derka as that rex kramer guy, right down to the very verbiage rex used! now this made me a bit suspicious that maybe, just maybe, rex kramer is Dr.Beeper, but then I remembered that Dr.Rex has repeatedly rebuffed this idea, so this is one mystery that i guess will never, ever be solved.

 

 

 

 

 

rex is dr.beeper.




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I did a search for "derka", and you will never guess which one single handle popped up over and over and over again, constantly talking about "derka", even/usually/almost exclusively when i'm not even involved in the thread.

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Dr.Beeper sure is fascinated with this derka character, and he seems to have all of the exact same beefs with derka as that rex kramer guy, right down to the very verbiage rex used! now this made me a bit suspicious that maybe, just maybe, rex kramer is Dr.Beeper, but then I remembered that Dr.Rex has repeatedly rebuffed this idea, so this is one mystery that i guess will never, ever be solved.
 
 
 
 
 

rex is dr.beeper.




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You should PM Derka with that.
10 hours ago, Armybrat said:

I need to pop some more popcorn,

extra butter por favor

On 1/4/2020 at 4:21 PM, immortal13 said:

Newsflash: everyone thinks you're an asshole

Newsflash: we all are.

something suspicious about a few of these accounts:

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you, fu1, fu3, fu5, all appearing out of nowhere and telling the same posts together. something is fishy.

 

edit- i didn't even look at the time stamps until just now. someone in this site has way too much time on his hands. 


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the ones that liked your posts?

 

J/K.  It's screaming for a comment though...

2 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

something suspicious about a few of these accounts:

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you, fu1, fu3, fu5, all appearing out of nowhere and telling the same posts together. something is fishy.

 

edit- i didn't even look at the time stamps until just now. someone in this site has way too much time on his hands. 


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Comfort Hire, SWC’s Ghost, and the 6 or however many fu accounts are all the same person.

On 1/3/2020 at 1:04 PM, El Diablo said:

NMAS started a thread "Hanging Out At The Neighborhood Pool". It just kinda inspired me and I piggybacked off of that.

Sorryforpartying.

They were classic, almost like they were taken from a basement apartment or janitor's closet.  

10 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

They were classic, almost like they were taken from a basement apartment or janitor's closet.  

I kept looking for my ex-girlfriend to show up in the photos. Yes, I have a Waco past.

something suspicious about a few of these accounts:

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you, fu1, fu3, fu5, all appearing out of nowhere and telling the same posts together. something is fishy.
 
edit- i didn't even look at the time stamps until just now. someone in this site has way too much time on his hands. 


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Not seeing the irony of that huh?

Just when I think the CR is the unbearable part of this site I stumble onto a Derka thread.

On 1/9/2020 at 12:39 AM, Incredulity said:

Just when I think the CR is the unbearable part of this site I stumble onto a Derka thread.

You should visit recruiting or football after a loss.

So Christy was banned again?  Just ‘Chrispy*’...last one I recall was ‘Chrispy_’ or maybe ‘Chrispy.’

Thats some dedication there...new one already has negative rep. 

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15 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Lulz at the Fire Shaka thread including the end result of locking the thread. Watching that was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football. 

As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused.  Then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.

I see no reason to lock it. Just temp ban the bad actors. We have games in the next week to continue calling for his firing! 

16 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Lulz at the Fire Shaka thread including the end result of locking the thread

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This is what I thought while reading the last few pages of the "discourse."

 

1 hour ago, immamac said:

That thread is worthless. It's the same people saying the same thing over and over. There is legitimately nothing new and no analysis of coaching or basketball in that thread. 

That's kind of the point?

We have a thread for the season to discuss that shit and individual game threads and we also have a thread just to bitch about Shaka and his firing. 

 

Also, "nothing new and no analysis of coaching or basketball" basically describes the Shaka Smart era. 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

There is legitimately nothing new and no analysis of coaching or basketball in that thread.

Kinda matches Shaka's performance 

3 hours ago, immamac said:

That thread is worthless. It's the same people saying the same thing over and over. There is legitimately nothing new and no analysis of coaching or basketball in that thread. 

So you are locking CR too?

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

That's kind of the point?

We have a thread for the season to discuss that shit and individual game threads and we also have a thread just to bitch about Shaka and his firing. 

 

Also, "nothing new and no analysis of coaching or basketball" basically describes the Shaka Smart era. 

 

3 hours ago, Captainant said:

Kinda matches Shaka's performance 

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So you are locking CR too?

Fuck that. Keep those damn loons there. Need to find a way to make them unable to fuck up the rest of the board.
18 hours ago, Jkwellborn said:


Fuck that. Keep those damn loons there. Need to find a way to make them unable to fuck up the rest of the board.

Surely he meant lock it with them in it

On 2/14/2020 at 9:48 AM, immamac said:

That thread is worthless. It's the same people saying the same thing over and over. There is legitimately nothing new and no analysis.

Sounds like a good summary of the Cloak Room.  

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