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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I can never remember the episode title/plot gist enough to google it, but it's the one where George is trying to end things with his girlfriend but she won't let him.

And when she won't just let it go he says, "Why does it feel like I'm the only one working at this breakup?"  

I use that line all the time but I can never find the clip.  

 

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On 5/4/2020 at 10:06 AM, Dr. Beeper said:

You know I think you just make shit up. 

Weird that this guy that swears he isn't Rex Kramer always ends up replying to posts about Rex Kramer.

Weird that this guy that swears he isn't Rex Kramer always ends up replying to posts about Rex Kramer.

I know, right?

Rumor has it that if you're at summer camp in Highland Park, IL and you look into the mirror at night with a candle, pop your Vineyard Bay collar, and say "Doctor Beeper" three times, Rex Kramer appears.  Of course, this is all just hearsay, you know like an internet website that he takes way too seriously?  

On 5/3/2020 at 3:42 PM, Iceman said:

^^^^^^^

I know we're all assholes here, but that is fucked up following you home.

 

Seems like a good way to end up shot.

or NowThised

 

Unfortunate link at the top of an innocent Kobe post, hasn’t been seen since. 

24 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What's the deal with Now This?  

y’all have a lot in common, actually. 

36 minutes ago, ss13 said:

 

Unfortunate link at the top of an innocent Kobe post, hasn’t been seen since. 

Holy shit, I missed all that.  

How many posts on this entire site have more than 57 likes? Can’t be many. 

I dunno, but I really enjoy watching out and out racism get treated with kids' gloves by this website because they all belong to the same klan/fraternity.  This'll all look really good down the road.  Fucking animals.  

No racism has been a shaggy rule from day 1. What are you talking about?

6 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I dunno, but I really enjoy watching out and out racism get treated with kids' gloves by this website because they all belong to the same klan/fraternity.  This'll all look really good down the road.  Fucking animals.  

to what are you referring?

10 hours ago, Lobo said:

I dunno, but I really enjoy watching out and out racism get treated with kids' gloves by this website because they all belong to the same klan/fraternity.  This'll all look really good down the road.  Fucking animals.  

The fuck are you talking about?

It’s little subtle digs here and there, and I think we’re better than that.  But yeah, I was being overly sensitive.  I admit it. 

You still don't say where it is so it's just pointless blathering in addition to self admitted over sensitivity.  Tell me where to look if you want to bitch about it.

56 minutes ago, Lobo said:

It’s little subtle digs here and there, and I think we’re better than that.  But yeah, I was being overly sensitive.  I admit it. 

Pussy

On 5/4/2020 at 9:27 AM, TwiceHorn said:

If you want to get down to it, about 80% of the posts on this site are worthless.  No reason to single out Phlegm for scorn.  Except sometimes they do have a longcat effect that's a bit annoying.

[Barbara]Well, not a problem if you can speak some Phlegm to begin with.[/Billingsly]

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