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So imagine if you could make pavement out of cocaine.

What would be the street value of that?

The line you could make would encircle the earth 3 times 

 

Good for them for keeping that shit off the street, but somewhere Zach Smith is gravely disappointed. 

Edited by Lhorn

 

Just now, Underdog said:

“ 16 tons and whattaya get?”

Another day older and deeper in debt.  

Oh and high. Way, way high.

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28 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

The line you could make would encircle the earth 3 times 

 

Good for them for keeping that shit off the street, but somewhere Zach Smith is gravely disappointed. 

That's enough to solve most of the homeless problem in the entire state

35 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

16.5 tons.

Is that a lot?

Not to the late-80's Mets.

Hang on ...

16.5 tons is 528,000 oz.  Which makes 4.224 Million eight oz "doses"

That's $236 for an 8ball.  Maybe they are assuming it will be cut a time or two, but unless I'm missing something  it seems like their billion dollar figure is a bit inflated.

Maybe it's not off at all, I wouldn't know, I've never bought the stuff.

4 minutes ago, BTW said:

Hang on ...

16.5 tons is 528,000 oz.  Which makes 4.224 Million eight oz "doses"

That's $236 for an 8ball.  Maybe they are assuming it will be cut a time or two, but unless I'm missing something  it seems like their billion dollar figure is a bit inflated.

Maybe it's not off at all, I wouldn't know, I've never bought the stuff.

Sales tax, title and dealer’s surcharge?

Just now, Lhorn said:

Sales tax, title and dealer’s surcharge?

Convenience charge. Plastic baggie disposal fee. 

31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Not to the late-80's Mets.

Darryl agrees.

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Someone's gonna have a lot of 'splaining to do to his boss.

Probably stocking up for Keith Richards being in town for the Stones' show next month. 

Somebody in the chain of this shipment is going to be at the bottom of a lake or ocean.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

“ 16 tons and whattaya get?”

♪♪♪Ya throat slit in prison and your family marked for death♪♪♪

"Sir, we just captured 18...errr...17 Tons of cocaine!"

"Excellent work, son. Keep this up and you'll get promoted in no time. 17...errr...16.5 tons is a huge score!"

1 hour ago, Lhorn said:

The line you could make would encircle the earth 3 times 

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1 hour ago, BTW said:

Hang on ...

16.5 tons is 528,000 oz.  Which makes 4.224 Million eight oz "doses"

That's $236 for an 8ball.  Maybe they are assuming it will be cut a time or two, but unless I'm missing something  it seems like their billion dollar figure is a bit inflated.

Maybe it's not off at all, I wouldn't know, I've never bought the stuff.

It's allegedly $300 for a ball of quality product in my local area. Alleged friends on the west coast allegedly say the alleged price is closer to $150 though. 

3 hours ago, Lhorn said:

The line you could make would encircle the earth 3 times 

[JT]That would about cover Rosie O’Donnell’s ass[/JT]

Edited by Armybrat

14 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Shouldn’t there have been better risk management from the cocaine dealers?  How you do have that great a quantity all in one place?  You need to hedge that.

My guess is they got much more into that port prior and just rolled the die. The value is x and the cost of cultivating that product is payed for with one small shipment getting through.

I always laugh at these busts though. They bust someone with 50 lbs of weed and their estimated street value is some astronomical number. Same thing in this case.

1 hour ago, HOOKEM4 said:

 

I always laugh at these busts though. They bust someone with 50 lbs of weed and their estimated street value is some astronomical number. Same thing in this case.

32,000 pounds is still a fuck load of cocaine. 

19 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Good for them for keeping that shit off the street

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4 minutes ago, Continental Op said:

That's enough cocaine to keep every SMU sorority girl occupied for about 10 minutes.

Only if a guy they don't plan on fucking paid for it. 

19 hours ago, BTW said:

Hang on ...

16.5 tons is 528,000 oz.  Which makes 4.224 Million eight oz "doses"

That's $236 for an 8ball.  Maybe they are assuming it will be cut a time or two, but unless I'm missing something  it seems like their billion dollar figure is a bit inflated.

Maybe it's not off at all, I wouldn't know, I've never bought the stuff.

8ball was $120 back when my friend partook. He hasn't bought any in 7 or 8 years but thinks $236 would be a pretty good price for something pure. Either way, I think they factor in cutting when stating "street value."

So, I'm gonna guess someone in Mexico may be righteously pissed at someone else in South America.  

1 hour ago, DFWTexEx said:

What Incoterm applies to a deal like this?   

I'm gonna assume EXW...

20 hours ago, BTW said:

Hang on ...

16.5 tons is 528,000 oz.  Which makes 4.224 Million eight oz "doses"

That's $236 for an 8ball.  Maybe they are assuming it will be cut a time or two, but unless I'm missing something  it seems like their billion dollar figure is a bit inflated.

Maybe it's not off at all, I wouldn't know, I've never bought the stuff.

8 ounces ain't a dose, that's a helluva night.  An eight ball is an eighth of an ounce.

The second "h" in eighth didn't make it into that sentence.  But the math is based on 1/8 oz doses not 8oz, sorry for any confusion.

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1 hour ago, Texas_Rocks said:

Must be one hell of an established network to commit to a shipment of that size.

That or they snuck an even bigger shipment through somewhere else 

On 6/18/2019 at 5:08 PM, Neonmoon said:

Tough day at the docks?

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"Johnny, my good friend. Come meet us at the abandoned pier at 5 AM. We will fix."

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On 6/19/2019 at 10:22 AM, ztejas said:

Only if a guy they don't plan on fucking paid for it. 

I felt this comment in my soul

On 6/18/2019 at 3:57 PM, BTW said:

Maybe they are assuming it will be cut a time or two, 

interesting.  do you think the drug dealers would actually do this?

57 minutes ago, cmontexas said:

I felt this comment in my soul

It's okay, it just means you're a man with a stable cash flow. 

1 hour ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Holy shit, coke has gotten cheap.  Had no idea, from someone living in 1984.

You have to remember that you are really buying 5oz of baking powder and 3oz of cocaine. 

It was probably the inverse in 1984. 

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You have to remember that you are really buying 5oz of baby laxative and 3oz of cocaine. 

It was probably the inverse in 1984. 

FIFY

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