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#551

Cannot find a video of this. But DAMNNNNNN

Baumgartner scores after six seconds in Austria friendly win

The 24-year-old sprinted from the centre circle and skipped past three challenges before firing a low shot from outside the box into the bottom corner.

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#554

Please edit that to include this one, too, boss.

gio reyna goal, holy shit pulisic sonning antuna

Longer version that includes a lovely reverse angle. Incredibly well hit goal, even better than I thought live.

Gio Reyna, what a goal 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲Dos a cero

 

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#557
DARWIN NUNEZ 1-0 https://t.co/FEbau0kdrr

 

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#558

The announcer with a great call. 

Ice cold penalty. https://t.co/dT1SeUb6gI

This doesn’t have the call but the video should work. 

You will never see a worse penalty with the game on the line in professional football. 🤯pic.twitter.com/BVDfqXTM7R

 

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#559
MARTIN ODEGAARD GOAL from a ridiculous angle. Like Larry Bird from behind the backboard. 🙌

 

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#560

 

EVER SEEN TIME-WASTING LIKE THIS? 🤪The Brentwood Town goalkeeper is shown a yellow card for deliberately slipping to delay the taking of a free kick. 🧐Brentwood won this playoff semifinal, but lost final on penalties, so stay in England's 8th tier.pic.twitter.com/ZRZSoB9Nd6

 

#564

Filed under the saves section

 

Turkish Second Division:- Usakspor keeper saves 90th min penalty.- Booked for coming off his line.- Penalty is retaken and saved again!- Keeper booked again for leaving his line, sent off!- Defender goes in goal.- Saves the penalty!pic.twitter.com/hicl2GegIC

 

#565

Former USMNT pool player Matt Miazga showing all why Chelsea finally let him go.

oh no... OH NOOOOO

 

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#567
NOW WE’RE PLAYINGConcafa SC is BUZZIN on ESPN+

 

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#570

I'm a sucker for a volley

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. 🚀pic.twitter.com/dkcnx3OyC8

 

#571
2 hours ago, Mittens said:

I'm a sucker for a volley

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. 🚀pic.twitter.com/dkcnx3OyC8

 

Not sure if anything can raise that, but Turkey's second golazo of the day is at least a "call."

 

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#572

😂😂😂

I don’t think we’ll see a goal like this ever again.Someone put the Pink Panther theme on it 🤣🤣🤣

 

#573

crazy night in the mls:

PUSKAS?? Unreal goal from Brian White. 🤯

 

#574
8 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

😂😂😂

I don’t think we’ll see a goal like this ever again.Someone put the Pink Panther theme on it 🤣🤣🤣

 

Wildest end to an ATL UTD match I’ve seen. 

#575
On 6/29/2024 at 9:36 PM, Ted Lange said:

😂😂😂

I don’t think we’ll see a goal like this ever again.Someone put the Pink Panther theme on it 🤣🤣🤣

 

First he stole his water, then he stole his ball.  Ice cold.  

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#576
Add up all nine own goals scored at Euro 2024 & you won't have the craziness of this OG from the Brazilian 2nd tier. 🤯Novorizontino take the lead vs. Sport straight from kickoff, WITHOUT TOUCHING THE BALL, & they went on to win 2-1. Joga bonito. 🇧🇷pic.twitter.com/QZvVPH1Kta

 

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#577

 

SOMALI PENALTY RUN UP 🇸🇴⚽️😂

Still better than the stutter steppers

#578

Nice thread

9. Coutinho vs Switzerland.pic.twitter.com/IOVKzlF0HF

 

#579

Not sure where else to put this, but there is a lot to unpack here.   1, how is that guy only 46 looks more like 66, he has been banned from multiple stadiums, his beer-drinking skills, and worst of all at the end lockerrooms in England in the 70s.

 

 

1975: Is this football’s loudest fan? Nationwide paid a visit to Burscough Athletic in the Cheshire League to meet a 46-year-old fan with a reputation for making himself heard.

 

#580

Not a shot, save, or blunder, but this is the correct thread.

🥶🥶 What is this skill called?

 

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#583
USMNT twitter: “I could score that chance Pepi missed” Also USMNT twitter (including me) on actual grass in front of net:

 

#586

If the first dude had killed the second dude in a fit of blind rage, I would've voted for acquittal. I mean, he didn't have to do anything and that's a goal. Or if he just taps it in virtually any other direction. The ball was 80 percent across the line and still moving toward the net. 

If they lost the game and I were coach, I honestly would have a tough time not cutting the second dude on the spot, then and there. One of the worst things I've ever seen. Just extreme incompetence. Possibly appropriate for the death penalty.

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#587

So that appears to have happened 2 years ago and they won.

In the comments he put up an explanation. on Youtube (linked) TL;DW: He thought it was a goal, was there to smash the ball into the side of the net, miss hit and it went out. And clearly it hasn't yet crossed, so no goal.

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#588
¡GOLAAAAAZO DE ESPAÑA! ¡GOLAZO GOLAZO GOLAZO! 💣Otra vez Fermín López se hace presente en el marcador, ¡Doblete para el crack! 🫡🇯🇵 #Japón 0-2 #España 🇪🇸📺 Peacock ➡️ https://t.co/pcf29elzhM📱 Telemundo APP ➡️ https://t.co/nLWWjOrhAV#OlimpicosTelemundo #ParisOlympics

 

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#590
Nimfasha Berchimas doing what he does best! 🌀🤸🎥 » @FOXSoccer

 

#591
GOAL OF THE YEAR & IT MAY NOT BE CLOSE! 🤯Tied game, 90th minute. A moment of awe-inspiring genius from Walter Bou. 🌟pic.twitter.com/oVPYNqvg7g

 

#592
13 minutes ago, Mittens said:
GOAL OF THE YEAR & IT MAY NOT BE CLOSE! 🤯Tied game, 90th minute. A moment of awe-inspiring genius from Walter Bou. 🌟pic.twitter.com/oVPYNqvg7g

 

Vamos mother fucking Lanús!!

That was the team I followed in ARG, but I never got to a game at their stadium. 

They have sent more than a handful of players to the MLS and I think that Portland had 2 around the time they were really strong in the 2015-2017-ish era.

#593
Your yearly reminder of one of the greatest plays of all-time.

 

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#596

You can almost hear her yelling FORWARD FORWARD as she signals what needs to happen and then that drop pass.

#597

Cool tifos:

FOOTBALL IS BACK !!!!TOP 10 Most intimidating & coldest tifos in history of football. A Thread 🧵 wait for Nō 5 😳

 

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