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Cannot find a video of this. But DAMNNNNNN

Baumgartner scores after six seconds in Austria friendly win

The 24-year-old sprinted from the centre circle and skipped past three challenges before firing a low shot from outside the box into the bottom corner.

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Please edit that to include this one, too, boss.

Longer version that includes a lovely reverse angle. Incredibly well hit goal, even better than I thought live.

 

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The announcer with a great call. 

This doesn’t have the call but the video should work. 

 

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Former USMNT pool player Matt Miazga showing all why Chelsea finally let him go.

 

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That team also features Brek Shea and Geoff Cameron 

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2 hours ago, Mittens said:

I'm a sucker for a volley

 

Not sure if anything can raise that, but Turkey's second golazo of the day is at least a "call."

 

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8 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

😂😂😂

 

Wildest end to an ATL UTD match I’ve seen. 

On 6/29/2024 at 9:36 PM, Ted Lange said:

😂😂😂

 

First he stole his water, then he stole his ball.  Ice cold.  

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Not sure where else to put this, but there is a lot to unpack here.   1, how is that guy only 46 looks more like 66, he has been banned from multiple stadiums, his beer-drinking skills, and worst of all at the end lockerrooms in England in the 70s.

 

 

 

Not a shot, save, or blunder, but this is the correct thread.

 

Likely Puskas finalist at the Olympics...dream strike.

If the first dude had killed the second dude in a fit of blind rage, I would've voted for acquittal. I mean, he didn't have to do anything and that's a goal. Or if he just taps it in virtually any other direction. The ball was 80 percent across the line and still moving toward the net. 

If they lost the game and I were coach, I honestly would have a tough time not cutting the second dude on the spot, then and there. One of the worst things I've ever seen. Just extreme incompetence. Possibly appropriate for the death penalty.

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So that appears to have happened 2 years ago and they won.

In the comments he put up an explanation. on Youtube (linked) TL;DW: He thought it was a goal, was there to smash the ball into the side of the net, miss hit and it went out. And clearly it hasn't yet crossed, so no goal.

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Vamos mother fucking Lanús!!

That was the team I followed in ARG, but I never got to a game at their stadium. 

They have sent more than a handful of players to the MLS and I think that Portland had 2 around the time they were really strong in the 2015-2017-ish era.

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You can almost hear her yelling FORWARD FORWARD as she signals what needs to happen and then that drop pass.

Was definitely expecting a blunder there in the first half of that clip.

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