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#602
GRANIT XHAKA WITH A HIT SO TRUE IT MUST BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED! 😱The new Bundesliga season starts on a familiar note; jaw-dropping Bayer Leverkusen brilliance 🔥pic.twitter.com/g8A3l5w5f1

 

#604

I guess this is the right thread.

A brawl broke out during a women’s college soccer game between Rutgers and UMass on Sunday that saw multiple punches thrown after a whistle had blown for a foul. 

Rutgers senior Gia Girman and UMass senior Ashley Lamond were the two parties involved in the fight, when teammates had to ultimately step in to stop punches being thrown on the pitch in Amhert, Massachusetts. 

The altercation began when Girman committed a foul from behind on a different UMass player in the 55th minute of the match, when both players hit the turf. 

A fight broke out in a women's soccer game between UMass and Rutgers

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/punches-thrown-ugly-brawl-leading-red-cards-rutgers-umass-womens-soccer-match

 

 

And since we are all judgy here.

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#606
21 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

I guess this is the right thread.

A brawl broke out during a women’s college soccer game between Rutgers and UMass on Sunday that saw multiple punches thrown after a whistle had blown for a foul. 

Rutgers senior Gia Girman and UMass senior Ashley Lamond were the two parties involved in the fight, when teammates had to ultimately step in to stop punches being thrown on the pitch in Amhert, Massachusetts. 

The altercation began when Girman committed a foul from behind on a different UMass player in the 55th minute of the match, when both players hit the turf. 

A fight broke out in a women's soccer game between UMass and Rutgers

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/punches-thrown-ugly-brawl-leading-red-cards-rutgers-umass-womens-soccer-match

 

 

And since we are all judgy here.

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I think the girl on the left has Han Solo encased in carbonite somewhere.

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#607
2 hours ago, ztejas said:

I think the girl on the left has Han Solo encased in carbonite somewhere.

Aka the sarlacc pit?

#608
21 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

I guess this is the right thread.

A brawl broke out during a women’s college soccer game between Rutgers and UMass on Sunday that saw multiple punches thrown after a whistle had blown for a foul. 

Rutgers senior Gia Girman and UMass senior Ashley Lamond were the two parties involved in the fight, when teammates had to ultimately step in to stop punches being thrown on the pitch in Amhert, Massachusetts. 

The altercation began when Girman committed a foul from behind on a different UMass player in the 55th minute of the match, when both players hit the turf. 

A fight broke out in a women's soccer game between UMass and Rutgers

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/punches-thrown-ugly-brawl-leading-red-cards-rutgers-umass-womens-soccer-match

 

 

And since we are all judgy here.

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#609
On 8/26/2024 at 5:06 PM, InkaUtexas said:

I guess this is the right thread.

A brawl broke out during a women’s college soccer game between Rutgers and UMass on Sunday that saw multiple punches thrown after a whistle had blown for a foul. 

Rutgers senior Gia Girman and UMass senior Ashley Lamond were the two parties involved in the fight, when teammates had to ultimately step in to stop punches being thrown on the pitch in Amhert, Massachusetts. 

The altercation began when Girman committed a foul from behind on a different UMass player in the 55th minute of the match, when both players hit the turf. 

A fight broke out in a women's soccer game between UMass and Rutgers

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/punches-thrown-ugly-brawl-leading-red-cards-rutgers-umass-womens-soccer-match

 

 

And since we are all judgy here.

e36b0fc7f9ac47048841cc32f05de789_md.webp.3931b59461ac9bab61879b1fd14e4b92.webp

 

Girman looks like she did a 100 yard dash in a 50 yard gym. 

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#610

The fucking BALLS to do this in a game!  

THE ORIGINAL SCORPION KICK 🦂OTD in 1995, Rene Higuita pulled off a perfect scorpion kick at Wembley, introducing the skill to a stunned world 😲pic.twitter.com/pnvNC3OQn8

 

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#611

I saw this goal with this caption: 

This goal is just aesthetically pleasing

 

The amazing wondergoal by Dimarco that leveled scoresheet before Italy winning 1-3 at France:- a total change of game from right to left;- volley touch;- back heel volley goal assist- volley thunderbastard

 

#614
*after being rattled by a game of piggy in the middlepic.twitter.com/ISqkW2VUon https://t.co/XjaJL0Cf2B

 

#616
On 9/6/2024 at 8:38 PM, Braff Zacklin said:

I'll take a sequence of touches we might never see the USMNT achieve for one thousand, Alex.

Well we are doing stuff like this now. 

 

 

#618
On 8/26/2024 at 5:06 PM, InkaUtexas said:

I guess this is the right thread.

A brawl broke out during a women’s college soccer game between Rutgers and UMass on Sunday that saw multiple punches thrown after a whistle had blown for a foul. 

Rutgers senior Gia Girman and UMass senior Ashley Lamond were the two parties involved in the fight, when teammates had to ultimately step in to stop punches being thrown on the pitch in Amhert, Massachusetts. 

The altercation began when Girman committed a foul from behind on a different UMass player in the 55th minute of the match, when both players hit the turf. 

A fight broke out in a women's soccer game between UMass and Rutgers

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/punches-thrown-ugly-brawl-leading-red-cards-rutgers-umass-womens-soccer-match

 

 

And since we are all judgy here.

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I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve seen both of these teams play. Although I didn’t see this game. I work from home and ESPN+ shows the most random college matches on random afternoons. I’ll just throw one on. Hell, South Alabama v. Middle Tennessee State women last week was a 4-3 barnburner.  Anyway, just goes to show you never know what you might see when you watch low level college soccer. 

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#619

This might be the worst miss in the history of soccer. Good grief. He must have money on the under. 

An EXTRAORDINARY miss!#EFL | #SkyBetChampionship

 

#620
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Just amazing!

#621
🇨🇴🚀 Jhon Durán (20) with an INSANE strike for Aston Villa vs. Everton! 😮‍💨

 

#624
On 9/14/2024 at 6:16 PM, Jive Turkey said:

Hell, South Alabama v. Middle Tennessee State women last week was a 4-3 barnburner.  Anyway, just goes to show you never know what you might see when you watch low level college soccer. 

some janky highlights. can't believe i saw this live.

 

#626
I have no idea what I just watched, but that might be the best goal celebration of all time... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

#631
Cole Palmer genuinely what the fuck is that pass https://t.co/aoVupfuORM

 

#634
A GOALKEEPING MISTAKE YOU HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE 🫣Sunderland equalize in the 96th minute against Leeds after this all-time howler from Ilian Meslier 🤯pic.twitter.com/ifBCnb23A9

 

#638
This red card from the Copa del Rey is sensational. 🟥Scenes nobody wants to see, but everybody will gladly watch 😏pic.twitter.com/2MO8ykA7l7

 

#639
Rainy night in Stoke doesn’t come close to a less oxygenated afternoon in El Alto

 

#640
https://t.co/pHYOjfwWXy

 

#641
1 hour ago, Mittens said:
Rainy night in Stoke doesn’t come close to a less oxygenated afternoon in El Alto

Some Team USA-level backline defending there.

#642

Mama Joy w/ the throat slash makes this highlight elite:

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND WATCH THIS BANGER RIGHT NOW 🚀pic.twitter.com/qzoMBQ9bQa

 

#643

Not sure what this falls under but it's a hell of a way to equalize.

SMU tied Tree 2-2. No one cares about college soccer but SMU was a beautiful add to the strongest soccer conference. We've been a perennial top 15-20ish squad in my time as a Mustang. I remember getting to see Messi and Argentina through the fence rails - they used our pitch to warm up for a friendly against El Tri in Jerryworld.

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#644
COME FOR THE FULL VOLLEY BANGER, STAY FOR THE REPLAYS 🤯pic.twitter.com/uUjLmVL8g5

 

#645
11 hours ago, Mittens said:
COME FOR THE FULL VOLLEY BANGER, STAY FOR THE REPLAYS 🤯pic.twitter.com/uUjLmVL8g5

 

Rather than “brilliant technique”, I believe that it should be “brilliant execution”.

Everyone uses the same technique.

The technique was common. The execution was what was “brilliant”.

#646

Textbook bicycle kick.

VICTOR OSIMHEN. STUNNING OVERHEAD KICK. WATCH, MARVEL, REPEAT 🤯pic.twitter.com/H6UehUqrxr

 

#647
HOW!?! 🤯Erling Haaland with an acrobatic finish to remember 💫

is 44 goals in 42 Champions League games good?

#648

Lets see if this one will stay up

Esta finalização de Haaland foi absurda 🤯pic.twitter.com/BDF4LdsWIy

 

#649
21 hours ago, Blotto said:
HOW!?! 🤯Erling Haaland with an acrobatic finish to remember 💫

is 44 goals in 42 Champions League games good?

Very Ibra-esque, from the finish to the manbun and even the rope-a-dope loafing.

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#650
On 10/24/2024 at 12:39 AM, Mittens said:

Lets see if this one will stay up

Esta finalização de Haaland foi absurda 🤯pic.twitter.com/BDF4LdsWIy

 

You want to post the paramount/goalazo links. They have US rights to the video.

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