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#751
Who's this guy please 😂🤣😹

 

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#753

This fits 2 of the 3 categories in 1 

He nearly scored the fucking goal of his life… then went and bagged the best one of his life at the wrong fucking end 😂pic.twitter.com/8qFHa5gVrF

 

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#754

So Fanatics has put out this set of "crossover" soccer style NFL jerseys. I gotta say I am very unimpressed. They are just pretty damn lazy, IMHO. Not to say there aren't good ones, but there are a lot of clunkers. The Athletic ranked them, and they really missed the mark with their rankings - https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6438021/2025/09/30/nfl-soccer-jerseys-fanatics/

I won't put them in ranking order, but by division:

AFC East

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AFC West

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AFC North

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AFC South

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NFC East

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NFC West

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NFC North

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NFC South

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I think there are a few good ones, but they are mostly bland. When you look at teams like the Steelers, you have to think WTF/ZZzz especially since they could have done something like their old stripes from the 30s.

 

Anyway, thoughts?

 

#756

“Fanatics designed a crossover soccer jersey that will fit like shit and fall apart the first time you wash it.”

 

fixed it for you

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#757

Yeah, Fanatics sucks and makes garbage gear. No question.

That said - I think this idea isn't awful. But has mostly been executed awful. These a soccer jerseys made for football fans, most of them are boring as shit or lazy. I mean look at the Packers, Steelers, Browns, etc. Lame. The lazy is shit like the Broncos - litterally their old jerseys.

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The best ones are things like the Bills, Chargers, Colts, and the Jets which is the best one IMHO.

The Athletic's list was ... judged by a non soccer fan.

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32 – New York Jets
31 – Denver Broncos
30 – Atlanta Falcons
29 – Jacksonville Jaguars
28 – Seattle Seahawks
27 – Tampa Bay Buccaneers
26 – Washington Commanders
25 – Arizona Cardinals
24 – Minnesota Vikings
23 – Miami Dolphins
22 – New England Patriots
21 – Philadelphia Eagles
20 – Green Bay Packers
19 – Cincinnati Bengals
18 – Los Angeles Rams
17 – Cleveland Browns
16 – Houston Texans
15 – Chicago Bears
14 – Indianapolis Colts
13 – Pittsburgh Steelers
12 – New Orleans Saints
11 – Tennessee Titans
10 – Las Vegas Raiders
 9 – San Fransisco 49ers
 8 – New York Giants
 7 – Detroit Lions
 6 – Dallas Cowboys
 5 – Kansas City Chiefs
 4 – Los Angeles Chargers
 3 – Buffalo Bills
 2 – Carolina Panthers
 1 – Baltimore Ravens

 

#759
Top class from Niko Tsakiris! 🇺🇸#U20WC

 

#760
This is arguably the greatest and most embarrassing moment of last season.Imagine doing this in the 91st minute with the scores 0-0 🤣😭

 

#761
The goalkeeper, frustrated with his team, made an assist to himself from midfield using the goalpost and scored an incredible goal.India / West Bengal region

 

#762
This Barcelona rondo under Pep Guardiola. Different breed. 🤯😮‍💨

 

#763
LEO MESSI WHAT A RIDICULOUS GOAL !! 🐐🐐🐐🐐

 

#764
Get fired up with this tumultuous triple save from Wake Forest's Jonah Mednard 😤pic.twitter.com/pxPaLiOYLU

 

#766
UNBELIEVABLE SCENES IN ARGENTINA 🤩🇦🇷A WILD atmosphere and fireworks show created by Racing fans ahead of their Copa Libertadores semifinal match against Flamengo.pic.twitter.com/31HdggHB2w

 

#767
11 hours ago, Mittens said:
UNBELIEVABLE SCENES IN ARGENTINA 🤩🇦🇷A WILD atmosphere and fireworks show created by Racing fans ahead of their Copa Libertadores semifinal match against Flamengo.pic.twitter.com/31HdggHB2w

 

 

Every major city US fire marshall

Key And Peele Hot Ones GIF by First We Feast

#768

Borussia Dortmund getting in on the act.  Curious what the Bundesliga thinks of this.  Something tells me they don't take a similar view to pyrotechnics as their Argentinian counterparts.

Borussia Dortmund away against Augsburg tonight 🇩🇪🔥

 

#769
WE LOVE A COLLEGE SOCCER GOLAZO 🔥

 

#770
19 hours ago, Mittens said:
WE LOVE A COLLEGE SOCCER GOLAZO 🔥

 

Who is that announcer calling “Cracker”?

 

NGL, “Cracker” did have a nice goal.

#771
Haven’t yet decided if Calhanoglu’s delivery or Zielinski’s shot is the best part of this goal

 

#772
This tifo, from Jagiellonia Bialystok fans in Poland, goes incredibly hard 😤pic.twitter.com/ERB3x8kN0D

 

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#773
Micky van de Ven runs the length of the pitch with a sensational solo run and goal that leaves Copenhagen's defenders in the dust! 🤯💨

 

#774

Bruh.

THE SLIDE. THE TOUCH. THE ANGLE. LUIS DIAZ, TAKE A BOW 🤯pic.twitter.com/I9qWBwtAmV

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#775

Gotta be smarter than the system...
 

THE SLIDE. THE TOUCH. THE ANGLE. LUIS DIAZ, TAKE A BOW 🤯pic.twitter.com/I9qWBwtAmV

 

#776
The CPL Final is in the middle of a snowstorm in Canada, true North American soccer heritage...how could it get any better? HOW ABOUT A FREAKIN' BICYCLE KICK EQUALIZER!!!

 

#777
On 11/8/2025 at 10:30 AM, Mittens said:

Gotta be smarter than the system...
 

THE SLIDE. THE TOUCH. THE ANGLE. LUIS DIAZ, TAKE A BOW 🤯pic.twitter.com/I9qWBwtAmV

 


 

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#778
The most nonchalant wondergoal you will ever see 🤯 A stoppage-time winner, no less, in Colombia's top flight. And Harold Mosquera is the magician's name 👏pic.twitter.com/BjO2ih4FjZ

 

#780
Imagine scoring a bicycle kick goal at 13. 🤯pic.twitter.com/rnYyC2tZnd

 

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#781
5 hours ago, Derka said:
The most nonchalant wondergoal you will ever see 🤯 A stoppage-time winner, no less, in Colombia's top flight. And Harold Mosquera is the magician's name 👏pic.twitter.com/BjO2ih4FjZ

 

 

RIP 39. Dude should just retire for how shitty that dive was. Maybe they just euthanized him on the field.

#782
This was the COLDEST moment of the penalty shootout today.Thiaguinho simply HUMILIATED Paraguay’s goalkeeper after he kept taunting him Ice in his veins 🥶

 

#783
This high-school soccer goal has EVERYTHING 😮Assist from keeper ➡️ Amadou Hann's sensational strike ➡️ Flippin' scenes that follow ➡️ Trophy lift 🏆

 

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#792

I don't know about amazing, but this was a hell of a strike for my side yesterday: 

 

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#796
2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

I'm glad that ended up in an OG, because the keeper was WAY the fuck off his line.

#799
2 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

Goals like that always help overcome rampant corruption. 

#800
On 12/15/2025 at 10:13 AM, Mittens said:

I don't know about amazing, but this was a hell of a strike for my side yesterday: 

 


There was ZERO spin on that ball. Just insane. 
 

 

On 12/21/2025 at 9:07 PM, Ted Lange said:

 

 

 

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