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Today, June 20, 2019 at approximately 9:16 am, an armed robbery occurred at the Broadway Bank located off of 14710 Ranch Road 12 Wimberley, Texas approximately one hour ago. The suspect entered the bank wearing a gray hoodie, a flesh colored mask, blue jeans, wearing a tan or grayish baseball cap, and carrying a black bag. He was also wearing black gloves and was armed with a black handgun with a green stripe on the top of it. The suspect was last seen running towards the field north of the bank in heavy brush.

If you see someone matching this description or you may recognize the suspect, call 9-1-1 immediately. Do not approach the suspect. He is to be considered armed and dangerous.

In true Wimberley fashion, the bank robber was disguised as an old white guy:

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Edited by Beau Vine

It wasn’t me, I was at cardiac rehab this morning in Round Rock.

56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

In true Wimberley fashion, the bank robber was disguised as an old white guy:

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 If you want the ultimate, you've got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. 

58 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

In true Wimberley fashion, the bank robber was disguised as an old white guy:

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I wonder if he sounds taller on the radio.  

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

In true Wimberley fashion, the bank robber was disguised as an old white guy:

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Well, by those shoes, jeans, man purse and tight rubber wristwatch we can eliminate all black and hispanics and with great certainty assume he's a middle aged white guy.  Also that gait looks like non athlete all the way.  I'd say he's a Bob or Robert for sure.

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No shit, the jeans and shoes look exactly like me.  But I'd rather get arrested than wear a hoodie in this weather.

The word "Wimberley" also eliminated all blacks.  Notice the phrase "flesh colored mask" in the police release?

Edited by Beau Vine

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

No shit, the jeans and shoes look exactly like me.  But I'd rather get arrested than wear a hoodie in this weather.

The word "Wimberley" also eliminated all blacks.  Notice the phrase "flesh colored mask" in the police release?

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Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

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Crayola hates them some Asians, eh? 

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3 minutes ago, housious said:

Who robs a bank in Wimberly? Grow up, dude

Alright ya' hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.

17 minutes ago, housious said:

Who robs a bank in Wimberly? Grow up, dude

Well, more likely than not Barney Fife is off rescuing a kitten in a tree on the other side of the county because the sheriff and his crew are all busy leading the procession  for Helen Crump's funeral.  Sounds like a good idea to me.

EDIT:  I swear to God I didn't see phdhorn's Mayberry takeoff before posting my reply.  Damn, you gotta be fast around here.

Edited by jimmyjazz

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Well, more likely than not Barney Fife is off rescuing a kitten in a tree on the other side of the county because the sheriff and his crew are all busy leading the wake for Helen Crump's funeral.  Sounds like a good idea to me.

EDIT:  I swear to God I didn't see phdhorn's Mayberry takeoff before posting my reply.  Damn, you gotta be fast around here.

Where'd you get the mask?

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:


What the fuck race is the one on the right?

That’s for Irish 

4 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Alright ya' hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.

well which is it, young feller?

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

In true Wimberley fashion, the bank robber was disguised as an old white guy:

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That's a bank?

From those doors and brochure stand, looks as if he is robbing the Chamber of Commerce.

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Pretty sure that's the mess hall for a summer camp I used to go to.

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

No shit, the jeans and shoes look exactly like me.  But I'd rather get arrested than wear a hoodie in this weather.

The word "Wimberley" also eliminated all blacks.  Notice the phrase "flesh colored mask" in the police release?

Which Jerky Boys call was it where the guy asks him, "And what color is it?"  And the Jerky Boy guys replies in his gay voice, "Flesh."  

And yeah, that doesn't look like a bank.  That looks like the lobby of a Days Inn.  Just to his left is the "all you can eat complimentary breakfast."  

And Not to mention $60 worth of coupons for Natural Bridge Caverns.  

Edited by Lobo

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Yes, this actually is a bank and not a mobile home: 

The Hays County Sheriffs Office has released a video of the Broadway Bank robbery in Wimberley on June 20. 

The video shows the robber with a gun pointed at multiple bank employees riffling through cash drawers. It also shows a vehicle that suspected of being used in conjunction with the robbery. 

The Texas  Bankers  Foundation  has  offered  a  $5,000  reward  for information  that would  lead  to  the arrest  and  indictment  of the individual  who  robbed  the Broadway Bank  branch  in  Wimberley  on  June 20. If  you  have  information  regarding  this  incident,  identity  of  persons,  whereabouts, etc.,  please  contact  emergency  communications  at  512-393-7896  or  Detective  Chase Crow  at  chase.crow@co.hays.tx.us  or  512-393-7814. 

On 6/20/2019 at 2:11 PM, Beau Vine said:

Alright ya' hayseeds, it's a stick-up. Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.

 

On 6/20/2019 at 6:54 PM, futureman said:

well which is it, young feller?

 You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'ma gonna be in motion. You see...

11 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Holy shit!!! Is that a pellet pistol!!!???

Beretta Neos 22 caliber (Cabela's addition).  Local law dawgs just have to grab a list of who bought that ugly thing from the Buda location.  He better lite out for the territory pronto.

 

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I sure hope those were ones that were in the counting machine.

Dumbass.

1 hour ago, MAROON said:

Beretta Neos 22 caliber (Cabela's addition).  Local law dawgs just have to grab a list of who bought that ugly thing from the Buda location.  He better lite out for the territory pronto.

 

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Add to it the Cannon hat if that is the logo for Cannon offshore fishing gear. Whatever embroidery is on the bag at the 57 sec mark isn't a standard logo either.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

1 hour ago, MAROON said:

Beretta Neos 22 caliber (Cabela's addition).  Local law dawgs just have to grab a list of who bought that ugly thing from the Buda location.  He better lite out for the territory pronto.

 

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You’ve cracked the case right here on surly, while they’re working in shifts!

On 6/20/2019 at 1:46 PM, RollLeft said:

Well, by those shoes, jeans, man purse and tight rubber wristwatch we can eliminate all black and hispanics and with great certainty assume he's a middle aged white guy.  Also that gait looks like non athlete all the way.  I'd say he's a Bob or Robert for sure.

After reviewing the cam footage, I'm calling my shot. That's either MIA or hayden but most likely the latter since he lives so far down south.

Looks like the tellers had no cash in their drawers? Does that money counting machine behind the counter act as some kind of safe like those at 7-Elevens?

 

I bet the bank’s fragrance brings together cypress wood and honey, and, like a Madeleine de Proust, recalls the nostalgic memories of one’s youth and the spaces where they blossomed.

3 hours ago, wood said:

 

 You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? Mean to say, if'n I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if'n I drop, I'ma gonna be in motion. You see...

"Shut up!"

I heard he got away with only a couple of hundred dollars. Just a local rumor though.

9 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I heard he got away with only a couple of hundred dollars. Just a local rumor though.

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17 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

I heard he got away with only a couple of hundred dollars. Just a local rumor though.

By local do you mean how much your wife counted you made off with?

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

After reviewing the cam footage, I'm calling my shot. That's either MIA or hayden but most likely the latter since he lives so far down south.

i'm wearing a pair of wranglers and blue sneakers at this very moment. i'm lacking the manpurse and wristwatch, though. also, i was at work on a call at the time of the robbery. so it couldn't have been me. @MissingInAction i'd believe though.

2 hours ago, bolverk said:

After reviewing the cam footage, I'm calling my shot. That's either MIA or hayden but most likely the latter since he lives so far down south.

I was thinking Slorch but we learned in his most recent thread that he may be black.

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11 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

I was thinking Slorch but we learned in his most recent thread that he is in fact a black.

Slorch lives in Amarillo now, robbing various various hayseed S&Ls around the Panhandle, with Chad Briscoe as his sidekick.

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

i'm wearing a pair of wranglers and blue sneakers at this very moment. i'm lacking the manpurse and wristwatch, though. also, i was at work on a call at the time of the robbery. so it couldn't have been me. @MissingInAction i'd believe though.

We all know I don't leave witnesses. 

16 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

We all know I don't leave witnesses. 

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