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Florida woman who hid stolen Rolexes in vagina beats charge. What happens to the watches?

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Prosecutors were forced to drop criminal charges against a South Florida woman accused of stealing five Rolex watches — four of which were found inside her vagina during a jail strip search.

Delajurea Brookens, 29, beat the grand-theft charge earlier this month when the victim, an Orlando businessman named Ramon Diaz, stopped cooperating with prosecutors.

So what happens to the watches? Diaz only had proof of ownership of one Rolex, according to the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office. The rest will remain in the property room at the Miami Springs police department until someone files a motion with the court to claim them.

Her defense lawyer could not be reached for comment on Wednesday.

Brookens, 29, of Oakland Park, was arrested in January after police said she first met Diaz at Mango’s, the popular Ocean Drive nightclub on South Beach.

The two later ended up at the Clarion Suites in Miami Springs. Police said Diaz went to the bathroom, then emerged to find a Crown Royal whiskey bag gone. Inside were five watches valued at $108,000.

Diaz confronted Brooken as she tried to get into a cab outside. She beat him over the head “with an unknown object.” He fell over dazed, but managed to grab the bag — with only one watch inside.

Miami Springs police officers found Brookens — who sports a tattoo on her left arm that reads ‘Whore’ — in a nearby alley behind Tally Ho Tailors, 5391 NW 36th St.

Inside a Miami Springs patrol car, Brookens spit, banged her head, stomped windows and bit officers, police say. Brookens was also charged with resisting an officer with violence, possession of cocaine and battery.

The other watches were not found until Brooken was booked into jail and underwent a strip search. “Four Rolex watches which were found in Delajurea Brookens’ vaginal cavity,” according to a Miami Springs police report.

Miami-Dade prosecutors and Miami Springs police tried for months to get a hold of Diaz, with phone calls and written subpoenas mailed to his home with no success.

 

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Gott damn, that is one tough "woman".  Makes what butches dad, and Capt. Koons did in Pulp Fiction look kinda weak now.

7 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Prosecutors were forced to drop criminal charges against a South Florida woman accused of stealing five Rolex watches — four of which were found inside her vagina during a jail strip search.

Delajurea Brookens, 29, beat the grand-theft charge earlier this month when the victim, an Orlando businessman named Ramon Diaz, stopped cooperating with prosecutors.

So what happens to the watches? Diaz only had proof of ownership of one Rolex, according to the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office. The rest will remain in the property room at the Miami Springs police department until someone files a motion with the court to claim them.

Her defense lawyer could not be reached for comment on Wednesday.

Brookens, 29, of Oakland Park, was arrested in January after police said she first met Diaz at Mango’s, the popular Ocean Drive nightclub on South Beach.

The two later ended up at the Clarion Suites in Miami Springs. Police said Diaz went to the bathroom, then emerged to find a Crown Royal whiskey bag gone. Inside were five watches valued at $108,000.

Diaz confronted Brooken as she tried to get into a cab outside. She beat him over the head “with an unknown object.” He fell over dazed, but managed to grab the bag — with only one watch inside.

Miami Springs police officers found Brookens — who sports a tattoo on her left arm that reads ‘Whore’ — in a nearby alley behind Tally Ho Tailors, 5391 NW 36th St.

Inside a Miami Springs patrol car, Brookens spit, banged her head, stomped windows and bit officers, police say. Brookens was also charged with resisting an officer with violence, possession of cocaine and battery.

The other watches were not found until Brooken was booked into jail and underwent a strip search. “Four Rolex watches which were found in Delajurea Brookens’ vaginal cavity,” according to a Miami Springs police report.

Miami-Dade prosecutors and Miami Springs police tried for months to get a hold of Diaz, with phone calls and written subpoenas mailed to his home with no success.

 

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username checks out concerning the fate of the watches

At five = 100k, I'm guessing gold Presidents or Daytonas,  most likely nuggeted, blinged out Datejusts given the "urban" nature of the situation.

The other 4 should be given back to her, shouldn’t they?

i don’t like this idea that you have to be able to prove you own something for the cops that took it from you to give it back to you. 

It was probably 9 watches that they found anyway. 

if you can find my keys we'll drive out of here!

This could be like the claw machine game. Whatever comes out on your dick, you get to keep! 

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

This could be like the claw machine game. Whatever comes out on your dick, you get to keep! 

You put yer dick in that, and it ain't coming back, in one piece at least.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

You put yer dick in that, and it ain't coming back, in one piece at least.

True, but it's Florida so.....

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

At five = 100k, I'm guessing gold Presidents or Daytonas,  most likely nuggeted, blinged out Datejusts given the "urban" nature of the situation.

Seems like if they were very customized then pictures with Diaz wearing them would be sufficient to support a claim of ownership. But the guy with $100K in watches in a bag in his hotel room doesn't want to have anything to do with the cops. In Florida. Go figure.

plenty of Rolex roll $25k these days

4 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Prosecutors were forced to drop criminal charges against a South Florida woman accused of stealing five Rolex watches — four of which were found inside her vagina during a jail strip search.

Takes a licking but keeps on ticking

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What happens to the watches?

Scrubbed, sterilized and disinfected!

This story doesn't pass the smell test.

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Miami Springs police officers found Brookens — who sports a tattoo on her left arm that reads ‘Whore’ — in a nearby alley

that's just mean.  did they really need to add that to the story?

1 minute ago, gyroprotagonist said:

that's just mean.  did they really need to add that to the story?

I agree. Why does it matter which arm it's on?

3 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

At five = 100k, I'm guessing gold Presidents or Daytonas,  most likely nuggeted, blinged out Datejusts given the "urban" nature of the situation.

Worth $50 bucks in Philadelphia. 

23 minutes ago, gyroprotagonist said:

that's just mean.  did they really need to add that to the story?

They really did to segue into " behind Tally Ho Tailors"

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4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

At five = 100k, I'm guessing gold Presidents or Daytonas,  most likely nuggeted, blinged out Datejusts given the "urban" nature of the situation.

Do you recognize the diamond fish hook she bit on?

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28 minutes ago, Blotto said:

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You showed up wearing that fucking thing while working for me, it would be your last day.  JFC

2 hours ago, Jimbaround said:

So you're telling me she snatched a bunch of watches?

 

2 hours ago, 'stache said:

There's a gaping hole in this story.

/golf claps to each of you

6 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Delajurea Brookens, 29, beat the grand-theft charge earlier this month when the victim, an Orlando businessman named Ramon Diaz, stopped cooperating with prosecutors.

I'm pretty sure ajurea woulda found her guilty of something.

8 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

I'm pretty sure ajurea woulda found her guilty of something.

It's piss.

1 hour ago, phdhorn said:

Must be a new record.

15 hands inside a twat.

Just like your mom.

14 minutes ago, Buffsoldier said:

Just like your mom.

Well sure, that's easy, she's like a skeleton six feet under!  You can probably fit a dozen more!

22 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

You put yer dick in that, and it ain't coming back, in one piece at least.

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