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  • Keaton Parks, the son of a good friend of mine, just got called up to the USMNT. He currently plays professionally for Benfica. https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2018/05/25/16/23/20180525-feat-mnt

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Robinson had a rough half as well. Douglas Costa shredded him twice: one lead to a goal and the other should have. 

We’re playing something close to Brazil’s 1’s.  

What im seeing is a US side that is without a doubt physicality superior to Brazil. 

Our athletes are flat better, but our footballers are not.

We’ve been begging for this youth to play and now they are.  Considering who they’re playing, I’ll motherfucking take it.

 

Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom

24 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Can you photoshop a Neymar jersey into them?

into them? What kinda weird fetishes do you have?

10 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

We’re playing something close to Brazil’s 1’s.  

What im seeing is a US side that is without a doubt physicality superior to Brazil. 

Our athletes are flat better, but our footballers are not.

We’ve been begging for this youth to play and now they are.  Considering who they’re playing, I’ll motherfucking take it.

 

disagree

 

we're physically superior to Mexico, but Brazil has both technical and athletic superiority

They were talking on the broadcast about adding veterans back to the team now that the young guys have a little experience and a little success. I’ve always liked Wood and thought he did ok with these guys. Pulisec is a given.

They specifically mentioned Bradley and Altidore. I personally don’t want Bradly anywhere near this team.  Altidore I’m not sure about. I seem to remember questioning his effort quite a bit and I’m fine without him.

Edited by Billy Pilgrim

F bringing back anyone that was on the field against T&T (other than CP).

I tuned in in time to see Aerola sky a cross into the 50th row and fell asleep.  Apparently, I didn't miss anything.

Fuck El Tri!!!

Hitting ojos locos tonight on NW Hwy if any dallas people want to watch. Will have the drum as well. 2 dollar tuesdays

^^ I was like what could be so "wow. chills" about Zardes...... then I hit play..... 

 

cool vid

Twellman calling out US Soccer for taking so long to name a coach...

Don’t like Zardes alone up top but ojos is lit

7 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Don’t like Zardes alone up top but ojos is lit

Sentence would've worked with just the first three words.

I keed, I keed. Zardes is OK. He works hard and has epic soccer hair. But his first touch is for me to poop on.

Edited by Braff Zacklin

Sentence would've worked with just the first three words.
I keed, I keed. Zardes is OK. He works hard and has epic soccer hair. But his first touch is for me to poop on.


Like concrete shoes

I can't believe we still trot out zardes on a world stage

i wonder if zardes has ever made a guy miss. dude has ZERO moves.

why is spacing and passing so FUCKING hard for any US team?

Zardes looks like Paul Pogba on tv, if Pogba were much worse at football.

why do we keep fucking kicking it 40 yards up to shitty zardes who has absolutely no chance to control the ball much less do something interesting?

Only seen the last 5 minutes. Are we playing a 9-0-1?

Get the feeling I’m going to hate Lainez the way I used to hate Dos Santos.

Spacing sucks.  3 passes within 5 yards along the sideline doesn't work unless you're Spain.

Saracen seems like a nice guy and all, but this formation sucks ass.  Why play a 4-1 in the back with Trapp?  Makes no sense whatsoever and is why Mexico gets the ball going into our 1/3 with absolutely no pressure.

Right footed left back.  Bad.

Acosta as a right mid.  Bad.

Zardes as the lone striker.  Bad.

I'm also not impressed with the physical (lack of) play.  I've seen our players go for 50/50 balls several times with their backs turned while the Mexican players go all out.  Stop gdamn stabbing and either win the ball or knock someone the F down.

Really like Steffen.

Lllllmmmmaaaaoooo


New favorite player! That was awesome.

Oh snap.  What's the Spanish word for midget?  I wish that little Mexican bitch would try it.

Miazga!!!

And heeeeeeere comes filthy Mexico.  Go take a shower, puto.

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

What's the Spanish word for midget?

Not literally, but chaparrito works.

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