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  • Keaton Parks, the son of a good friend of mine, just got called up to the USMNT. He currently plays professionally for Benfica. https://www.ussoccer.com/stories/2018/05/25/16/23/20180525-feat-mnt

  • This is what I'm about to do all you hoes in here!!! Fuck El Tri culeros

  • Heh

Going to be some fireworks the last 20 minutes.

Dirty fucking pussy.  He also came up with his left foot into Trapp's chest.

Sub Miazga out right now.
His first beer is on me.
Just now, RamjetFDO said:
1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:
Sub Miazga out right now.

His first beer is on me.

And he wants it this tall:

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Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you!

This is what I'm about to do all you hoes in here!!! Fuck El Tri culeros
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4 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

This is what I'm about to do all you hoes in here!!! Fuck El Tri culeros
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You were the first one I thought of. Haha 

2 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

Twellman calling out US Soccer for taking so long to name a coach...

he and herculez pregame were on a roll.  kasey keller is definitely a company man.

Tom Herman has a Mice & Men metaphor ready and waiting, if anyone will ask . . .

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Lol.

 

Typical bully. Bully the short kid...but as soon as someone with bigger balls shows up, they want nothing to do with it. As evident by Miazga walking away and “telling” on #4. Miazga seems like a huge pussy.

This is what I'm about to do all you hoes in here!!! Fuck El Tri culeros
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Dude, relax. It’s just a friendly. Might seem like a World Cup game, but it’s not. The World Cup was a few months ago.

Fuck you... You should have came to ojos where these motherfuckers been talking shit all game. I'll text you an apology in a minute though bro

 

Bully the short kid?? Nah that's Mexico MO stand up the big guy and wait for back up while it makes the US look bad bro fuck that you want to stand them sabes que stand up

Fuck you... You should have came to ojos where these motherfuckers been talking shit all game. I'll text you an apology in a minute though bro



LOL
You sound short.


Nah he's my boy pero tonight fuck El Tri
3 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

When a fat ass breaks the wall
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Allow me to introduce myself...my name is Zep the Trunk inspector and madam, do you have some junk in your trunk!

Feel like I have watched that US-Mexico game 10 times.  Mexico dominates the first half, gets frustrated and does something stupid and the US nicks a winner.

USA now 17-12-12 since 1990.

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Hope you created an international incident
11 hours ago, RamjetFDO said:

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Miazda just pissed off the kid who will school USA soccer for the next 15 years. 

Just now, JNip said:

Miazda just pissed off the kid who will school USA soccer for the next 15 years. 

Well... he is 12, so ...

3 minutes ago, JNip said:

Miazda just pissed off the kid who will school USA soccer for the next 15 years. 

Is that how your fight with your dad started?

6 minutes ago, JNip said:

Miazda just pissed off the kid who will school USA soccer for the next 15 years. 

Oh no, now the little Mexican soccer guy won't like the USMNT! Surely before he would have been a big fan and taken it easy on the US!

29 minutes ago, JNip said:

Miazda just pissed off the kid who will school USA soccer for the next 15 years. 

That kid is going to throw bags of piss on him for the next 15 years?

11 hours ago, texas08 said:

 

 

Lol.

 

Typical bully. Bully the short kid...but as soon as someone with bigger balls shows up, they want nothing to do with it. As evident by Miazga walking away and “telling” on #4. Miazga seems like a huge pussy.

I think it is awesome. Soccer guys forever have done that. It's time America played it up like the big boys do for every other team.

3 hours ago, JNip said:

Miazda just pissed off the kid who will school USA soccer for the next 15 years. 

I've already said I think he will be a pain in the ass in the future, but if he wants to run around on the field acting like Napoleon he will get crushed and fail to grow like many Mexican players before him especially if he moves over to Europe ever. He instigated the altercation, Miazga reacted and was smart not to fall for the Mexican antics to get a red card. 

With all of that being said Lainez is half the player Pulisic is. 

23 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

I've already said I think he will be a pain in the ass in the future, but if he wants to run around on the field acting like Napoleon he will get crushed and fail to grow like many Mexican players before him especially if he moves over to Europe ever. He instigated the altercation, Miazga reacted and was smart not to fall for the Mexican antics to get a red card. 

With all of that being said Lainez is half the player Pulisic is. 

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Nah he is cold and will be a badass. Look forward to continuing giving him L's though

15 hours ago, texas08 said:

 

 

Lol.

 

Typical bully. Bully the short kid...but as soon as someone with bigger balls shows up, they want nothing to do with it. As evident by Miazga walking away and “telling” on #4. Miazga seems like a huge pussy.

Agree.  Embarrassing. 

Glad we won. 

On 9/12/2018 at 11:06 AM, shnsajax said:

I've already said I think he will be a pain in the ass in the future, but if he wants to run around on the field acting like Napoleon he will get crushed and fail to grow like many Mexican players before him especially if he moves over to Europe ever. He instigated the altercation...

Heyyyy... I dished out MUCH MORE than I took on the soccer field. 

Pep Guardiola to the USMNT:

http://www.espn.com/soccer/english-premier-league/story/3632310/manchester-citys-pep-guardiola-says-he-is-interested-in-coaching-at-international-level

Ha. And yes, I know his style would be disastrous for the USMNT as it's based on possession and we don't have the skill for that. We need someone who knows how to put together an attack based on more direct play to take advantage of our athleticism.

I would like see him coach the Netherlands.  That would also represent a return to his roots through Cruyff and Michels.  That circularity is really intriguing to me.      

  • 2 weeks later...

According to the Dallas Morning News, Oscar Pareja has become a candidate for the USMNT job...

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